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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲

@imbgates.bsky.social
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Pizza idiot. Short distance bike ride enjoyer. PBX gremlin. He/Him.

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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Be sure to hang around until the end of the video. Don't leaf early.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fare gate security theater strikes again
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shakshuka with your fave crusty bread. It's relatively low cal so saves room for ice cream later.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Chris Farley's Upset Reaction
Alt: Chris Farley's Upset Reaction. He is upset because Chao Baan is closing, on account of how delicious it is.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The caps lock key was stuck because the computer used to create this is from 2003
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The "TCP/IP Illustrated, Vol. 1" book has been helpful to me, as a fellow not neteng doer, for deeper dives into network protocols when troubleshooting
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Friends: Joey's 'Good' Food Review
Alt: Joey from Friends describing ingredients that he finds to be delicious (despite not seeming to be good when combined)
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I had an "American" pizza in a Tokyo train station that included ham, mayo, and sweet corn. It looked very weird but tbh tasted pretty not bad.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hope whatever construction you are doing results in this branch being somehow even more brutalist than before
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
TIL, KDNL is no longer affiliated with ABC as of this week
Screenshot of a Deadline article that reads: 

EXCLUSIVE, with update: ABC is switching affiliations in the St. Louis market, with plans to move from the Sinclair-owned outlet to Gray Media, sources familiar with the plans confirmed on Thursday.

The change will take place on Sept. 1. Gray will provide locally produced news at its station, KMOV-TV, with ABC programming broadcasting on the outlet’s D2 digital channel.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I was just telling somebody about this exact clip yesterday. I had not watched KSDK news in a while & was so caught off guard by the biased story intros I rewound to make sure I heard them correctly.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Anyone who AIs Dolly Parton for any reason is going to hell
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I logged on and the first 17 posts I saw were all about Dolly's passing. I've never seen such a universal mourning online. What a treasure we've lost.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Goodbye, Edu #allforcity youtu.be/q6_c2amZiAw?...
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Goodbye Edu
YouTube video by Brendan Gates
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
On this day in 1876, #stl city residents voted to secede from the county. This terribly short-sighted decision has plagued our region for 150 years.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I did a trial & didn't like it. Gave appearance of removing bias but really just exposed me to lower quality "sources" I had been avoiding. Didn't feel right to put what are essentially hyper partisan blogs on same level as orgs like BBC & AP - even if you are noting their potential biases.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"SAINT LOUIS MENTIONED" text and image over character wearing STL themed bucket hat & holding Blues pint glass in one hand and bottle of Fitz's root beer in the other
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Use a password manager
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oof. Public media runs on shoestring budgets so I would not expect sophisticated DR planning, but to not also have these archives in a drawer full of HDD or LTO tapes somewhere is kinda surprising.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
On this day in 1988, Jonny Lee Miller crashed 1507 computer systems. It made the front page of the NYT as the biggest single day crash in history. #zerocoolday
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Hack The Planet - Jonny Lee Miller
ALT: Hack The Planet - Jonny Lee Miller
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
💯
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My dad's first words upon seeing my EV were: "it's electric? but how will you be able to drive anywhere??"
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Congrats Ellie!
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A sled dog racing team but all the dogs are either pugs or boston terriers
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My dog loses his mind when he sees other dogs, near or far. Unless the other dog is up on a balcony. He does not fear Sky Dogs.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
RIP Kavinsky. Despite crashing your Testarossa & dying in 1986, your zombie form still managed to bless us with the banger album OutRun in 2013. We are all eternally grateful.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me" (white man in a suit, praying with his eyes closed)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Good morning
photo of a man letting baby meerkats play with his tools. 
"My dad is an electrician in a zoo and look how he spent his morning. I'm crying."
Reply: "Your dad small as hell."
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Is the creature in the base... a packet rat?
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
BACK OFF MY BUMPER OR ILL DEPLOY UR AIRBAG
An Acura with "BACK OFF MY BUMPER OR ILL DEPLOY UR AIRBAG" scrawled across the rear bumper in bright pink text
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I know local news is a tough business, and generating revenue from questionable web ads is probably a necessary evil, but this is just wasteful & useless slop
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And finally, the answer to the question about Debra Thorson's business background... does not address her supposed business background. It also offered related questions about her role at telco vendor Alcatel-Lucent - even though the column clearly stated her previous job was as a truck driver.
Screenshot of a useless Post-Dispatch chatbot incorrectly answering the question it suggested I askScreenshot of a useless Post-Dispatch chatbot incorrectly answering the question it suggested I ask
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It also answered the suggested question about what Ruthie's family restaurant was known for - but incorrectly says the restaurant is located in an entirely different state.
Screenshot of a useless Post-Dispatch chatbot incorrectly answering the question it suggested I ask
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
One of the suggested questions was whether charges would be dropped before August hearing. It did answer this question, but with info about an unrelated case & that case's July hearing.
Screenshot of a useless Post-Dispatch chatbot incorrectly answering the question it suggested I ask
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I clicked on a couple of the suggested queries and it was not able to answer them. Unclear what value this is providing to either P-D or her readers.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I've not previously noticed the AI widget at the bottom of P-D articles, implying to readers that it can provide more info about the article
Screenshot of the Post Dispatch website where a Tony Messenger column is followed by an AI widget prompting me to ask it "will charges be dropped before August hearing"Screenshot of the Post Dispatch website where a Tony Messenger column is followed by an AI widget prompting me to ask it "what's Ruthie's Family Restaurant known for"Screenshot of the Post Dispatch website where a Tony Messenger column is followed by an AI widget prompting me to ask it "what's Debra Thorson's business background"Screenshot of the Post Dispatch website where a Tony Messenger column is followed by an AI widget prompting me to ask it "who truly benefits from this Rosebud dispute"
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The Safelite "here's a coupon in case this current storm breaks your windshield" rain delay brand integration is wild
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
if you like eating cigarettes, boy will you love the roasted corn from Trader Joe's
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Apotheosis of St. Charles
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I would assume it's not unlikely that Pochettino comes out in a new outfit for the second half #usmnt
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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The local church after kid’s craft day ends:
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
a song about how to enjoy fireworks by carter vail
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