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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲

@imbgates.bsky.social
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Pizza idiot. Short distance bike ride enjoyer. PBX gremlin. He/Him.

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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Be sure to hang around until the end of the video. Don't leaf early.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fare gate security theater strikes again
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Chris Farley's Upset Reaction
Alt: Chris Farley's Upset Reaction. He is upset because Chao Baan is closing, on account of how delicious it is.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The caps lock key was stuck because the computer used to create this is from 2003
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
TIL, KDNL is no longer affiliated with ABC as of this week
Screenshot of a Deadline article that reads: 

EXCLUSIVE, with update: ABC is switching affiliations in the St. Louis market, with plans to move from the Sinclair-owned outlet to Gray Media, sources familiar with the plans confirmed on Thursday.

The change will take place on Sept. 1. Gray will provide locally produced news at its station, KMOV-TV, with ABC programming broadcasting on the outlet’s D2 digital channel.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Anyone who AIs Dolly Parton for any reason is going to hell
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I logged on and the first 17 posts I saw were all about Dolly's passing. I've never seen such a universal mourning online. What a treasure we've lost.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Goodbye, Edu #allforcity youtu.be/q6_c2amZiAw?...
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Goodbye Edu
YouTube video by Brendan Gates
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
On this day in 1876, #stl city residents voted to secede from the county. This terribly short-sighted decision has plagued our region for 150 years.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"SAINT LOUIS MENTIONED" text and image over character wearing STL themed bucket hat & holding Blues pint glass in one hand and bottle of Fitz's root beer in the other
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Use a password manager
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
On this day in 1988, Jonny Lee Miller crashed 1507 computer systems. It made the front page of the NYT as the biggest single day crash in history. #zerocoolday
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Hack The Planet - Jonny Lee Miller
ALT: Hack The Planet - Jonny Lee Miller
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My dad's first words upon seeing my EV were: "it's electric? but how will you be able to drive anywhere??"
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A sled dog racing team but all the dogs are either pugs or boston terriers
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My dog loses his mind when he sees other dogs, near or far. Unless the other dog is up on a balcony. He does not fear Sky Dogs.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
RIP Kavinsky. Despite crashing your Testarossa & dying in 1986, your zombie form still managed to bless us with the banger album OutRun in 2013. We are all eternally grateful.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me" (white man in a suit, praying with his eyes closed)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Good morning
photo of a man letting baby meerkats play with his tools. 
"My dad is an electrician in a zoo and look how he spent his morning. I'm crying."
Reply: "Your dad small as hell."
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
BACK OFF MY BUMPER OR ILL DEPLOY UR AIRBAG
An Acura with "BACK OFF MY BUMPER OR ILL DEPLOY UR AIRBAG" scrawled across the rear bumper in bright pink text
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I've not previously noticed the AI widget at the bottom of P-D articles, implying to readers that it can provide more info about the article
Screenshot of the Post Dispatch website where a Tony Messenger column is followed by an AI widget prompting me to ask it "will charges be dropped before August hearing"Screenshot of the Post Dispatch website where a Tony Messenger column is followed by an AI widget prompting me to ask it "what's Ruthie's Family Restaurant known for"Screenshot of the Post Dispatch website where a Tony Messenger column is followed by an AI widget prompting me to ask it "what's Debra Thorson's business background"Screenshot of the Post Dispatch website where a Tony Messenger column is followed by an AI widget prompting me to ask it "who truly benefits from this Rosebud dispute"
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The Safelite "here's a coupon in case this current storm breaks your windshield" rain delay brand integration is wild
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
if you like eating cigarettes, boy will you love the roasted corn from Trader Joe's
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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kyleayers.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I would assume it's not unlikely that Pochettino comes out in a new outfit for the second half #usmnt
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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The local church after kid’s craft day ends:
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
a song about how to enjoy fireworks by carter vail
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
DEFEAT THE CORN SWEATS
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Yesterday MLB posted a graphic incorrectly labeling Jordan Walker as a Yankee. Today Jordan is... a Red?
YouTube video of Cardinals vs Braves game with a thumbnail showing two completely different teams
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
67 might seem downright youthful compared to some of our elected officials, but we really need to de-normalize retirement age people running for office
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guy in the dark night of the soul @blueskywestside.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Don’t forget to set out some cookies for Bobby Bonilla before you go to bed tonight.
Bobby Bonilla Day Eve.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The #worldcup matches are enjoyable up until Alexi Lalas starts talking. Cannot understand how this guy is the best we could come up with.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It's currently 93° outside *taps sign*
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My dog's absolute favorite activity is finding a dried up worm on the sidewalk, then rolling around on it. He cannot get enough.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Steve Brule
Alt: An episode of "Check it out!" with Dr. Steve Brule in which Steve finds shrimp in a dumpster.
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i was raised on these streets
Screenshot of the "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego" game. You are currently in St. Louis and your perp is using a skateboard to escape with a sack of doubloons
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Matthew Hay Brown @matthewhaybrown.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
They're remains now
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When the prices at shitexpress.com are too high, you gotta take things into your own hands
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Is David Beckham required to be in every world cup commercial as a condition of his visa
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Out of concern that today's World Cup kickoff could steal his spotlight, Trump has announced a land invasion into one of the WC participants
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
T-RAV
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
The bad guy from Ronin had to do Infiniti commercials because Lexus wouldn't dare let him tarnish their brand
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Brendan 🍕☎️🗳️🚲 @imbgates.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This car looks like something Anker would make
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