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Benjamin Gray

@imbenvincible.bsky.social
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He/Him. Token Cis. Professional Writer. Unprofessional Writer. TTRPGs, literature, comedy, and more. 1/3 of @RoleplayRetcon.bsky.social. The good stuff is at heybenjamingray.com. Nothing I make ever uses generative AI. Alabama Guy.

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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 1h
They played my voicemail theme on today's Hey Riddle Riddle! Coincidentally, I just finished spending a year listening to EVERY HRR episode, Patreon and all, so this was a beautiful cap to that. Now I'll have to cut back to two episodes a week and a Review Crew when the cravings really hit.
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 7h
@imbenvincible.bsky.social I loved your Hey Riddle Riddle voicemail song. Beeeeeeeeeep.
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 2h
Yay! I had a second part to the song, but it's so slow that I couldn't get it under 30 seconds, so I had to replace it with the beeeeep lol
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 4h
SUCKIN ON CHILI DAWGS
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 14h
So often dudes will be like "that's actually very common" as if that's a full argument Like yeah man, that's bad! It should not be common!
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 16h
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 16h
If an employer owns anything I do off the clock, then that should also include crimes
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 22h
It's CATCH-UP-ON- @roleplayretcon.bsky.social -PALOOZA so I'm catching up on other shows! Shameful to admit I was behind on our flagship network's podcast. Hopefully not a surprise that I like a game based on hyper specific movie tropes or weird twists on them. Fanwindow is goals.
A screencap of my podcatcher, halfway through episode 2 of Rom Com Drama Bomb on the One Shot podcast
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 20h
I deserve credit for this even though I technically told someone else who presumably told you
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 22h
It's CATCH-UP-ON- @roleplayretcon.bsky.social -PALOOZA so I'm catching up on other shows! Shameful to admit I was behind on our flagship network's podcast. Hopefully not a surprise that I like a game based on hyper specific movie tropes or weird twists on them. Fanwindow is goals.
A screencap of my podcatcher, halfway through episode 2 of Rom Com Drama Bomb on the One Shot podcast
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You also told me some things I could do to improve it. And I didn't!
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I forgot about this extremely low quality #Lancer meme I made
The Saladin (a squat, broad, neckless humanoid mech) next to the demi lovato "GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER" comments
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Phantom of the Opera Kicks. Ass. The musical is fun and good but does not do the original story justice. Crazy supervillain hijinks. Surprisingly funny and an easier read than you might think.
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't very well catch up on my own podcast for CATCH-UP-ON- @roleplayretcon.bsky.social -PALOOZA so I'm catching up on other shows! I thought this Godkiller series would make the "God like, a legendary baseball player. Nope, there is a literal God of Baseball! They aren't cowards at GMM.
My podcatcher playing episode 2 of Godkiller: Homerun on Game Master Monday
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fuck the Patriots
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like, a better joke would have been to just say something bizarre. Like, I don't play video games because of my gluten sensitivity or something
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Link/GTA bit on SNL was mostly good, but someone needs to tell Jost that the "only virgins have ever touched a video game" joke is extremely outdated to the point of just being a bizarre thing to say now. It'd be like saying you don't have a phone because you have sex.
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This rules
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Images you can hear
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was going to reply with a collage of Sanji because he is the epitome of this, but all the collages are exclusively cool pictures of him, which just proves your point
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Sin Archbishop of Sloth Kendo D. Smith @kendomakesfilms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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This Is A Big Day For Us!
Alt: This Is A Big Day For Us!
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, every time we try to unpublish the episode the computer just swears at us, so the Brotagonists pilot is out in the world! Spi*er-M*n, Mar*o, and Mary Poppins are starting a podcast to get the real story on your favorite fictional icons. More details to come! Eventually! #improv #comedy
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@oneshotrpg.bsky.social coded
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Rogue @rogue.site · 01/10/2026
Bungie co-founder Jason Jones and internationally best-selling author Margaret Stohl have started a new studio called Stone Kite, and it seems pretty neat www.rogue.site/news/stone-k...
rogue.site
Stone Kite is the new transmedia studio from Bungie Co-founder Jason Jones and Margaret Stohl
Bungie co-founder Jason Jones has started a new transmedia studio with author Margaret Stohl as its CEO.
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Jess @jawska.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whoever wrote this game is very funny and cool. www.backerkit.com/c/projects/9...
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Portland Oregon Trail
Portland Oregon Trail is a GMless polymorph Funshot TTRPG. Traverse the landscape of the United States of America on the epic road trip fueled with coffee, cryptids, and capitalism!
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've heard that
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This Alabama boy is PROUD of my senator for her first-ever moment of honesty. I think this is the beginning of a journey of recovery and maybe even self-improvement for her!
Katie Britt making Katie Britt face (horrified)
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Merely 🦇 Matt @merelymatt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A quarter of the way left to go. You know what they say: you have to eke it to squeak it. (I don't know why you're frowning. It's a very well known saying in the world of the show.) crowdfunder.co.uk/p/miracle
75% closer to more miracles
Now crowdfunding season 2 scriptwriting
Crowdfunder.co.uk/p/miracle
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Have you seen Tim Key's The Ballad of Wallis Island? I think it's the last movie I saw that actually made An Impact on me instead of just being a good movie
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My office looks like a The Last of Us title screen
It's an office with lots of wall art, too much to describe, sorry. There is a chair at a desk with a podcasting mic on an arm. A ray of afternoon sunlight shines through a window
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YES WE CAMPOS! (The camera zooms into a trash can behind me with a crumpled piece of paper bearing the words "YES WE WILL")
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Many Sided Media @manysidedmedia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Easily one of the funniest episodes we've ever made! Will Campos is an absolute treasure
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, maybe not, it has been around a long time and of course it's transformed. But it's crazy to me when people conclude that Andor's success means Star Wars is bad when it's for kids
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's so crazy to me that people think Star Wars is for grown ups
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me in a job interview: No, it's fine, I don't mind answering. Yes, I'm *technically* a corpse ...well, we're all *rotting* once we're over 25, ma'am. ...Yes, that is what the iced coffee is for
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🎃Farmer GaddAAAHH!!!!🎃 @farmergadda.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We're on a break, so it's time for the first ever CATCH-UP-ON-ROLEPLAY-RETCON-PALOOZA!!! Win TTRPGs or a 1-year RR Patreon sub by catching up or listening for the first time! You can enter up to two times:
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Roleplay Retcon @roleplayretcon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes you get a perfect thumbnail
Three different video feeds. One intensely handsome man looks above it all. One unbelievably attractive person looks hopefully toward the future/sun. One stupendously beautiful man cries for a world that doesn't deserve his beauty
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sam Reich ordering lunch from goop kitchen every day is the most cancellable thing he's ever done
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hi, I'm Benjamin Gray and my side hustle is NOT profitable
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
David Lynch: This town is weird and everyone in it is weird and the show is about how a murder affects them. An FBI agent from out of town helps solve the murder. Someone else: Oh, so he's normal? Like an audience surrogate? DL: No he is also weird
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think the most egregious fantasy is "the guy who owns the paper cares about it and believes in the mission of journalism" Nah, he's a sorta rich guy acting like he's richer than he really is who does nothing aside from pushing the occasional press release from another sorta rich buddy
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I used to work as a newspaper reporter and The Paper is still the best fictional representation of what that was like. This season strayed a little further from reality than the first season, but it was mostly forgivable creative license
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sleep fighting part from parks and recreation the television show
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Sin Archbishop of Sloth Kendo D. Smith @kendomakesfilms.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Joker: And Here We Go! Again, It's A Joke
Alt: Joker: And Here We Go! Again, It's A Joke
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Tales Yet Told | Strangers in the Wood 2: Road Trip @talesyettold.com · 18/09/2026
We know that jumping into season 2 of a show can be daunting for many, which is why we’re working hard to make it as accessible as possible for new listeners. We’re working on a recap document that summarizes the arcs of the first season and the start of s2 does its best to catch you up as well!
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No, that's the crazy thing! Mozilla is non profit, so there's no shareholders! This literally benefits nobody!
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hello we're firefox the only browser that hasn't hit itself in the dick with a hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Metroid ravenous promo art (samus palming an armored alien's helmeted face and absorbing pink energy). It says "These fucking dudes" instead of metroid ravenous
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy court appointed birthdaaaaayyy
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