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Benjamin Gray

@imbenvincible.bsky.social
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He/Him. Token Cis. Professional Writer. Unprofessional Writer. TTRPGs, literature, comedy, and more. 1/3 of @RoleplayRetcon.bsky.social. The good stuff is at heybenjamingray.com. Nothing I make ever uses generative AI. Alabama Guy.

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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sometimes it leaves you wanting to know more
"sad boyz 4 life" and the O is a sad face
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sometimes bathroom graffiti is good
A stick figure man with a big hat smiling, sitting on a bench with a cocktail
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is very 40-Year-Old territory, but I was today years old when I found out the "Weena Mercator as the hopping woman" gag on Freakazoid was entirely made up. I assumed it was a real actor and role from an obscure movie that the writers thought sounded funny.
A cast list superimposed over an image of a building at night. Leonard rhombus, kipton tang, weena mercator as the hopping woman
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The cover of two player TTRPG It Takes this long by Benjamin Gray, who is me
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can't catch up on my own podcast, so I'm catching up on my friends'! Jesus, they work so hard on this. I also love how Kendo says "drawing on elements from 80s sci-fi, action, and horror films...and anime." Not as if they're ashamed of anime, but like they're daring you to shame them.
A screencap of my podcatcher with episode 1 of season two of Tales Yet Told's Strangers in the Wood playing
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"occasionally" I repeat, rumbling like a thunderstorm, as my steel clawed hand tears rivulets through my walnut desk's lacquered surface
Interests and hobbies plays tabletop games occasionally
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's CATCH-UP-ON- @roleplayretcon.bsky.social -PALOOZA so I'm catching up on other shows! Shameful to admit I was behind on our flagship network's podcast. Hopefully not a surprise that I like a game based on hyper specific movie tropes or weird twists on them. Fanwindow is goals.
A screencap of my podcatcher, halfway through episode 2 of Rom Com Drama Bomb on the One Shot podcast
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I forgot about this extremely low quality #Lancer meme I made
The Saladin (a squat, broad, neckless humanoid mech) next to the demi lovato "GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER" comments
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can't very well catch up on my own podcast for CATCH-UP-ON- @roleplayretcon.bsky.social -PALOOZA so I'm catching up on other shows! I thought this Godkiller series would make the "God like, a legendary baseball player. Nope, there is a literal God of Baseball! They aren't cowards at GMM.
My podcatcher playing episode 2 of Godkiller: Homerun on Game Master Monday
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This Alabama boy is PROUD of my senator for her first-ever moment of honesty. I think this is the beginning of a journey of recovery and maybe even self-improvement for her!
Katie Britt making Katie Britt face (horrified)
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My office looks like a The Last of Us title screen
It's an office with lots of wall art, too much to describe, sorry. There is a chair at a desk with a podcasting mic on an arm. A ray of afternoon sunlight shines through a window
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sleep fighting part from parks and recreation the television show
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hello we're firefox the only browser that hasn't hit itself in the dick with a hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Metroid ravenous promo art (samus palming an armored alien's helmeted face and absorbing pink energy). It says "These fucking dudes" instead of metroid ravenous
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Welp, Pizza Hut has been purchased by a private equity firm, so goodbye, Pizza Hut! I'll always remember you as "that commercial I had to watch at the beginning of my The Land Before Time VHS"

Hi BEN,

We are writing to inform you about an important change to Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut has been sold by Yum! Brands and acquired by LongRange Capital.
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They *kindof* kept it
Falco from Star Fox 64 (he is a very angular blue and red bird man) saying "I guess I should be thankful." in a dialog box
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lemme tell you the worst* part of living in Alabama. We could all work together to achieve a Southern Gothic aesthetic and rule this nation, but instead everyone hear has adopted this awful Hobby Lobby fake "Southern, Y'all" brand and I weep for what could be *not actually lol
Two wall mounted shelves. Below it hangs a wreath made of plastic greens. On the top shelf is A framed handwritten font... thing that just says "love grows best in houses just like this" On the bottom shelf is  a classic alarm clock and YEP THAT'S A JAR OF COTTON BALLS, DAMNThe town of Specter from the movie Big Fish. Ewan McGregor is chasing a little girl who stole his shoes down a midway of perfectly manicured grass that serves as the main thoroughfare through the town. There is an old timey church in the background. Other residents of the town are on the grassy midway. Shoes hang from the telephone wire above the grassy midway. It is eerie, but pleasant.
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
TTRPG Reddit is dark tonight
Deleted post with the headline: Why do so many popular modern TTRPGs feel the need to mechanize roleplaying?

6 upvotes, 80 comments
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Star Wars Angry Birds Jenga
Star Wars Angry Birds Jenga, it's a real thing
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Skyward Sword Link asleep on the toilet
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Once upon a time he stuck it to the man monthly
Spider-Man webbing up some pigs (harmlessly, but that's how he tries to fight most bad guys)
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I also want to say that I appreciate the reason for and the amount of work that went into this
A parody of the Barenaked Ladies single cover for One Week. It says "a void in reality two weeks (since Patricia died) and it has a crab with a tophat made in the magazine cutout style of the fish on the original cover. Next to it is a snippet of lyrics that says "wanna make a good session, made another dumb song"
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I finally finished @avoidpod.bsky.social's arc where they played Galleons of the Thunderosa, my (mostly) system agnostic module for team-based racing on big vehicles. Lots of game designers know the Fuzzy Feeling of a show playing their game for a one-shot, but I got a WHOLE ARC
The main characters' crab-like vehicle racing toward the finish line. Representations of the main characters are behind it.A beach scene with signs strung up that say "pit stop." Giant whale-like and giant crustacean-like vehicles are being worked on by a crane in the distance. Wick, a humanoid lizard main character, is looking angrily at another character of the same speciescrab-like vehicles racing with their drivers represented in the sky behind them
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This promo makes it look like this is his punishment
Pompeii out of time with tom hiddleston, thu 23 jul 8 pm, National Geographic and Disney+

Tom is in the middle of a throng of panicking ancient pompeiians blurring past him with Mount Vesuvius erupting in the background. Tom is wearing a dark modern day tshirt. His hair is slicked back. He looks so sad.
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think you are forgetting someone
A heave ho from Mario 64. It's a clockwork blobby thing with a clock key, a goofy face, and a flat platform attached to its arms that it uses to fling Mario into the air
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I've seen a lot of "we don't want games we play with our phones, Netflix" posts, so I guess I'm in the minority because I DO want that. But, it has to be interesting and not the most boring, generic horror whose only selling point is Starring Zoe Kravitz.
Netflix thumbnail for "unhinged." first person perspective of a woman's tattooed hands reaching for a phone, which illuminates a dark room and shows a generic Murder Man wearing a bloody jumpsuit and a gas mask oh my god it's so boring also there's a storm outside
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Slippy from Star Fox 64 saying "It's too hot! I can't take it anymore!
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Oh no
Peppy Hare's dossier from the new Star Fox. Peppy is depicted as an old veteran. He is 41.Same screen as before, zoomed in closer on the ageAge: 41 in gray filter
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Wooooooooo
PayPal screenshot 

Facebook Consumer Privacy User Profile Litigation Settlement Administrator
1-855-556-2233
info@FacebookUserPrivacySettlement.com

$7.31
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
TADC has done so much to rehabilitate clowns
A "clown cardigan" by steady hands apparel. It actually more esembles jester clothing. It's a red striped cropped sweater with a big collar(?) with white pom poms
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The only thing that they should absolutely keep 100 percent intact is Link's absolute nonsense swimming animation cycle
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"These fucking dudes" in a "Saved by the Bell" style. Very late 80s/early 90s. Blues and purples and plain geometric shapes
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"These fucking dudes" in the style of The Amazing Digital Circus logo. It's kinda circusy and there is a red curtain behind it
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
itch.io lets you change the word "game" to other nouns and @gshowitt.bsky.social plays it like grand piano
the subject line from an email from itch.io "gshowitt released a new chivalrous romance: A Court of Sparks and Ashes"
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I'm cookin'
A cover for a TTRPG that doesn't exist yet but will called "It Comes This Way, a two-player game about facing evil together by Benjamin Gray" There is a black and white carousel in a field, stylized to look like a wood block print or stamp. It is visually similar to another game I made called "It Takes This Long"
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I did the mid-roll on @avoidpod.bsky.social because they're playing my game, Galleons of the Thunderosa, and they MADE ME A LITTLE HEAD!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ2u...
It's an illustration of meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I have "silver" hair with a little swoosh on one side, a short beard, a sexy smirk and opaque glassesScreenshot of the mid-roll on Youtube. Everyone's characters are along the bottom of the screen. My head is next to Sketch's head, which is a white guy with a smirk and white messy hair. The cover to Galleons of the Thunderosa is next to us.
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I love putting my favorite quote from the @roleplayretcon.bsky.social Pacific Rim: Uprising series into different text/logo generators and then dropping them into our old show organization chat for that series
An episode title card from Star Trek TNG with the Enterprise against a starfield and "these fucking dudes" in blue textThis one resembles a Burger King logo. "These fucking dudes" is in red between to minimialist buns and "I dunno, Henn" is written beneathPaul and Chani from the recent movies beneath stylized Dune text that says "these fucking dudes" with smaller text underneath "I dunno, Henn"
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Me listening to @avoidpod.bsky.social add a "'pooning" homebrew mechanic into Galleons of the Thunderosa
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
How come I'm not seeing talk about MemoryCore? Is it just outside of my circles? I'm a sucker for a gimmick, honestly
An ad for MemoryCore that shows the box (which vaguely resembles a PS1) and the six modules (that resemble PS1 game cases) and a low-poly character in a dark poncho and pants holding a shotgun that resembles a character from Wild Arms, I'd say. There's also blue dice and a "follow on Backerkit" label
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Why are transphobes, specifically, dumb about everything
He did compliment one scene involving Idle in which his confused guard character is tasked with watching a prince played by Terry jones. " At these screenings, I point out to the audience that there are no editing cuts in that scene, there's just one take," Cleese explained. "And it's so much better as a result. Comedy is not about editing. Comedy is about people being funny in front of the camera."
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Am I just being negative or is this totally useless? Don't all bowls do this? That's how bowl-shaped things work, right? The unpopped kernels always end up at the bottom of the bowl. They're not suspended in the popcorn. And has anyone ever been mad about popcorn having too much flavor?
Ad for Uncommon Goods. Picture is a dark speckled bowl with a few popcorn kernels in it and a hole at the bottom filled with unpopped kernels. There is also a grate that goes over the hole. "The popcorn bowl that sifts out all the kernels for you."

🍿✨ "If you make your own seasoned popcorn, you know that it's not just about the unpopped kernels; you also end up with a fair amount of seasoning/salt at the bottom of the bowl that then gets your fingers dusty and your last bits of popcorn overseasoned. This bowl completely solves both problems... and it is also absolutely beautiful." - Stella, Washington, DC."
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Christ almighty
Instagram comments

Me: Can't wait to see how Angel Studios spins this as pro capitalism 

Animalfarmthemovie: This adaptation of Animal Farm is true to the anti-communist and anti-cronyist toots of the book. See for yourself when Animal Farm hits theaters on May 1st!
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Toph enjoying the view
Cover for the graphic novel called Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Lost Adventures team avatar tales. The slightly older teenage versions of the main characters stand on a bank of a river. Aang is bald and wears orange monk clothes. He holds a staff with a lemur like creature on it.  Behind him are Sokka and his sister Kitara, who both wear blue furry inuit-like clothes. Near them sits Toph, who has a round bun of hair, earth tone loose clothes and is barefoot. All stare off into the distance, despite Toph being blind.
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I dreamed this
The scene from Back to the Future where past Doc Brown says "Ronald Reagan? The actor?!" Incredulously. Except now, the first frame says "Jenny?" and the second frame says "From the block?!"

See, this is funny because it's ridiculous that Ronald Reagan became president because he was only known as a mediocre actor before that. And Jenny  from the Block is a J-Lo song about how she had humble beginnings before becoming famous and still feels like she's that person.
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It was 80 degrees in Alabama yesterday.
A snowy rural landscape. The snow is a couple of inches thick.
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I refuse to play Resident Evil Requiem on the grounds that it doesn't have "IX" hidden somewhere in its title
Resident Evil Biohazard. "VII" is highlighted in orange in the word "EVIL" (the second I is part of the L)Resident Evil Village. "VIII" is highlighted in gold in the word "Village." The last two Is are part of the two Ls
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
All political feelings about the FCC aside, their seal fucking rules lol
United State Federal Communications Commission

A bird with a shield for a body. The shield has a satellite, a radio tower, and satellite dishes on it. Wires on towers cross in front of the shield.
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
She's great. Really. I hope she finds happiness. But she's standing in the way of the movie's best ship.
Mario and his girlfriend Daniella from the live action Super Mario Bros. movie. They're at an Italian restaurant. Daniella is a pretty white woman with curly black hair wearing a low cut black dress. Mario is played by Bob Hoskins; he has a moustache and is slightly balding and is wearing a brown jacket and a dark shirt with a popped collar. Both are wearing non descript necklaces.Bob Hoskins Mario and Big Bertha dancing in the live action Mario Bros. Movie. Big Bertha is a black woman nearly a foot taller than Mario. Mario is wearing a bizarre yellow leisure suit with yellow gloves. They are in a night club.
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I'm watching Sonic X finally as a Sonic Completionist, and it's... mostly bad, but this line hit
Rouge the bat and Knuckles the Echidna standing next to each other on top of a skyscraper during day. Knuckles has his arms crossed and eyes closed and is saying "One day they love us because we're unique. The next day we're in jail because we're different."
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Benjamin Gray @imbenvincible.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Oh wow
"Bad bunn followed you" there is no way it is the real bad bunny
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