Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026(Professor in Intro to Pussyeating, rapping on desk of asleep student) And WHERE is the clit? “It doesn’t exist” (Ooos travel around the room, Professor turning red in the face) Lucky guess…. 0161
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Getting a bunch of those toddler leashes so a gaggle of toddlers can pull me around on a sled 040
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Evil Kurt Vonnegut: Nothing was beautiful, and everything hurts 040
Reposted by AndyAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The long search is over 2272
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I fought in the Gender Wars, on the dead moon of Planetron-X... what happened there would change the galaxy forever 040
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Reading the tea leaves - something will happen to you today 010
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It appears your luck - and your fingers - have run out, Mr. Bond. 030
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I think there’s a Mormon rooting around in my walls, I keep finding nearly stacked pyramids of dirt root beer in my crawlspace 040
Reposted by Andylolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Good morning team, can you all hear me? Alright haha, great, uh. Uh I'll just get right into it, Yahweh-SinoMex bought our asteroid hollowing operation. Probably only 2 cycles until you get replaced with robotic penal labor. But I believe we have a couple of birthdays on the station todayyy!, 0448
Reposted by AndyOrc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Oh absolutely. In fact I'd say I derive a kind of destructively psychosexual thrill from working in a fast-paced office environment 51007170
Reposted by Andyglow moss @tolecrien.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Stephen A Smith: what Ra is doing right now is just unfathomable 1281
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Your Honor I am tired of the chicanery from the prosecution in this case - I ask that my client falling for "up high, down low, too slow" be expunged from the record 020
Reposted by AndyBill Krystal @bill-krystal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026the good lord has blessed us with another friday 071
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If you study history, you know nothing good comes of Italians in the desert. Mussolini. Caesar. Mario & Luigi 1182
Reposted by AndyAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Your dutch is lamentably unsparked, Mr. Bond—allow me! 04010
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My life a movie - Hitch Behind the Scenes DVD Extras 030
Reposted by AndyAaron King @aaronmfking.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I met you on a cliff (Saint Paul) What did we talk about. 04510
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Proud member of Idiots & Chowderheads Local Nº324 – Dublin, OH 060
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Me and my boys call ourselves the Triumvirate, despite the fact there are five of us 050
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Take me on a trip I’d love to go some day, take me to Beijing I’d love to see Cathay, I’d really love toooo, learn mandarin with you, you can be my Chinese tour guide, Chinese tour guide 1111
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Mammogram sounds like it should be a treatment for all mammals. I understand that's where mammary derives from etymologically but I don't like being left out of treatments and medicinal salves 020
Reposted by AndyLich's Fart Crystal Phylactery @slugworlds.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Dr. Steven Gorilla 1141
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 28/07/2026intellectual masturbation doesn't mean being smug and self satisfied anymore, it means going on /r/GentlemanBoners 031
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Whole day of world cup partying done and dusted. A big thank you to clear liquor, lesbians and Spain for their support 050
Reposted by Andyclamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 18/07/2026where‘s the jet fuel shortage at? where’s the fuck is the jet fuel shortage? eh string? where it at? 2217
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Taking a morning dump that can be only compared to Christ’s kenosis in accepting death on the cross 020
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Fred. I come from a society where we haven’t invented the value-form yet 030
Reposted by AndyProf. Horny Robot @hornyrobot.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If morrissey was alive today it would probably sound like, I was looking for a job and then I found a job, I need to update my LinkedIn profile now 061
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Big interview today, been stressing out me major despite the whole process up til the finalist round being a shitshow on their end. Maybe if I tell them that and blame others it'll go better 1130
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I’m currently looking for submissions and suggestions for a nickname for the city of Tampa! Current ideas I’ve got down include “the Big Lagoon,” “the ‘Burg,” “the Square Dance Capital of Cuba,” and “Woah Mama” but the line remains open. 020
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Hey gang! Just wanted to run a question by you – who do you think are the Beatles of music? 270
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 13/07/2026(Soul Calibur announcer) They scream like a rolling tempest, into the vast spans of muddy time. Your DoorDash driver... is here 031
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Reading a book published in 1979. first paragraph struck me dumb 0203
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 10/07/2026There's nothing Kind about this bar (three million explosion SFXs) 092
Andy @im4charliecrist.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Groovy levels are disturbingly low this quarter – gonna put an all hands meeting on the calendar at 3 and get everybody looped in for this 170
