carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It’s Snack Time in Lithuania. Come have a snack, in beautiful Lithuania 0100
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026the use of “sandwiched” suggests that they ate sandwiches in Morrowind 180
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026(listening to Fleetwood Mac “Tusk”) Thank you God for making cocaine 1181
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026American healthcare system in a nutshell am I right folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0110
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026One aspect of Nolan’s Odyssey I found disappointing was the exclusion of Agamemnon’s famous catchphrase, “Aga-game on!” 170
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026(Placebo “Pure Morning”) a friend named Sneed sells seed and feed / a friend named Chuck is better 170
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Your travels have left you weary, homeboy. Post up in my yurt. 080
Reposted by carl 🥦morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Get away from me, you slackjawed, flea-bitten %PCRace. 15123
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My tutelary deity could beat up your tutelary deity 0154
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 22/07/2026i thought i heard the lonely, noir-ish wail of a muted trumpet but it was just a car horn in the distance 080
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I’m sorry for all the posts I’ve missed in my absence 3150
Reposted by carl 🥦morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I have no more chores for you. Just get out of here, would you? Just leave. 0214
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 03/03/2026“Would it be okay if we switched up the music in a little bit and listened to something besides Guided By Voices?” 0141
Reposted by carl 🥦Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Smoking the very same shit that Ken Burns 223544
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 05/12/2025field recording producer whose tag is a 30 second clip of wind howling over a frozen plain 1151
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 04/12/2025I’ll fuckin… I’ll fuckin smash your ass up with huge masses of rock and crush ya into bloody jelly, then restore you to life and do it all over again, BLAOW!! Man, I’ll fuckin get giant evil fuckin birds to disembowel ya, then force you to eat molten copper, and keep feedin you, and feedin you… 030
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Put the bluesky app next to the Twitter app so now I might remember to check in more than once in a blue moon 180
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Chair’s silhouette looks like a scary monster. Do you see it 060
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I’m at Sephora sucking the lipstick meat out the tube like a crab leg 0153
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Children need a union to negotiate bedtimes, conditions and limitations for groundings and other punishments, minimum ice cream/candy benefits, and so on 070
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Found myself struggling to explain Pynchon’s whole deal to the very nice, very normal new girl at work when saw me walking to lunch with the new one tucked under my arm. Should have just said Hic Sunt Dracones and left it at that 060
carl 🥦 @nightlifemingus.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Taqueria hooked me up with a dime of pico de gallo 2120
