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Illuminatus

@illuminatus.bsky.social
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Politor merdarum. Septentrionarius. Software wrangler. Vaguely sinister. Transmitter of “low quality thoughts”, apparently.

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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 4h
Call me old-fashioned, but I miss the days when a headline told you what the story was about, rather than its clickbaity successor eg "Three words that mean we could all be dead in a fortnight".
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 2h
Ian reveals what he thinks in shocking post.
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Rachel Coldicutt @rachelcoldicutt.bsky.social · 19h
Just going to say, no thank you www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
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Hackers force French supermarket fridges to heat up to 50C in ‘unprecedented’ cyber-attack
Hundreds of Intermarché shops and Coopérative U outlets in France hit, with fears Dutch chains also affected
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 19h
Not always. Sometimes they have been, but we're at the point where it's becoming hard to tell the difference any more. Like the end of Animal Farm.
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 21h
I've basically ditched The Rest Is Entertainment. One reason being that suddenly "sponsored questions" started getting dropped into their Q&A show. That and the terrible stilted "advert chat" that's to common in podcasts now.
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 23h
"No, the tracks were covered up good and proper, just as they were supposed to be"
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 23h
The typo is actually a nice little suggestion of humanity. I leave them in more informal things now, however tempted I am to edit them, almost as a symbol of my bona fides.
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Mirela Ivanova @mirela.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Pointing to estimates of about 30,000 job losses in the past three years, Stern said “these are talented people, often with a long career behind them. We should care that this many good jobs are going; if this was the automotive sector you’d get headlines.” www.ft.com/content/ded7...
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UK universities cut jobs, research and teaching amid squeeze in overseas students
‘Very sharp downturn’ in enrolments risks hitting economic innovation and academic pipeline, lobby group says
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Bob Fischer @bobfischer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
'All The Young Droids' was one of my favourite releases last year, and I had a blast writing this. Hello also @ajaysaggar.bsky.social @rebfountain.bsky.social @bringyourownhammer.bsky.social @pgofton.bsky.social @woodfordhalse.bandcamp.com and more... hauntedgeneration.co.uk/2026/10/12/e...
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Electronic Sound - Reviews (Issue 126)
Bob Fischer's reviews from Electronic Sound magazine #126. All The Young Droids, Bhajan Bhoy, Reb Fountain, The All Golden, Le Volume Courbe
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Burn baby, burn!”
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Jeremiah, the chaotic innovator @thecosmicjeremiah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word. Fellowship of the cock ring, by J R R Tolkien
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word We Don’t Solve Murders by Richard Osman
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Hwaet @cog1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word Heidi Hi by Joanna Spyri
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word Fuck It by Stephen King
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Hwaet @cog1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word Emma Bunton, by Jane Austen
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have a soft spot for George’s If Not For You too
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The Dobson Family and Colin the Dalek @dobbersw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The new 2CV has been revealed and I rather like it. www.topgear.com/car-news/ele...
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You never see people knotting sheets together to climb out of windows anymore. Another great tradition lost.
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Hwaet @cog1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Colour me shocked: “Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report”
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Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report
Research challenges the notion that the growing visibility of crosses and other symbols reflects a revival of Christianity
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They sound …”nice”
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
To be fair, that’s basically a 70s night in the Wheeltappers and Shunters, just without Manning.
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Fryda Wolff @frydawolff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nic Cage:
He continued: “How do you survive AI? Amazon is a very AI friendly company to the tune of 50 billion dollars invested to OpenAI. I am not an AI friendly actor. I didn’t sign the waiver to let them use AI on Spider-Noir. It’s kind of like I’m probably not going to be working with that studio again. But that’s OK. So I got to get with these young directors who are Gen Z and they’re going at it their own way, whether it’s through the YouTube culture or whatever it is. They’re doing it from scratch and by hand. I want to get with that.”
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes. My engagements with Zuckerberg’s bin fire is very heavily limited these days to some very specific items, specifically avoiding this stuff. And always read only
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don’t show them the video, for God’s sake, they’ll get very confused “This doesn’t sound like Vindaloo …”
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This. I still have the CD single and it’s quite possibly the worst song of the four on it. Mind you, two of them are The Materplan and Round Are Way (both of which I love), so it’s not the lowest bar.
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s the mindset of the sixth from debating club. You don’t have to believe what you’re saying, as long as you end up on the side that wins
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Spooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Today, Baron (Michael) Gove of Torry made his first appearance in the House of Lords. Perhaps we ought to consider his long history of saying and writing terrible things... #MichaelGove A 🧵
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And “top”. He very much gives off bottom vibes. And possibly “comedian”
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 11/10/2026
wayne’s world was a visualised podcast
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think that one properly surfaced during the build up to Spike Island, and the resulting coverage showed it quite starkly. Though it wasn’t quite so obvious when I saw them on the Second Coming tour later
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Which is odd, because demographically speaking it’s not a shrinking market
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If it’s the same “Ouse Valley” institution I’m thinking of, a friend of mine had a different set of issues that occasioned him getting out, but that still speaks to a wider pattern.
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Guy Halsall @realhistoryguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s World Mental Health Day and there’ll doubtless be a lot of posturing from university managements about how seriously they take this, so it seems as good a time as any to post this.
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In which a dull author takes 800 words to explain how we all felt sitting down on a Sunday evening watching “That’s Life!” and lSpitting Image” knowing you had school in the morning
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ah right. Part of the site is still in use for ISC though.
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's not disused. It's a study centre for international foundation students
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Got any toasters, chief?
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Christ, that sounds like the bleakest night out EVER
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I picked nine that meant something for various reasons (all positive).
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You don't?
youtu.be
Margaret Rutherford's Doctor Who
YouTube video by Darren Stephens
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John Freeman @johnfreeman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cutaway Comics, best known for their Doctor Who spinoff titles, have just launched a Kickstarter for Share & Enjoy, a new graphic novel written by Mark Griffiths with art by Martin Geraghty “the definitively inaccurate graphic novel celebrating the life and times of Douglas Adams, creator of The…
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Crowdfunding Spotlight: Cutaway Comics Douglas Adams graphic novel, “Share & Enjoy”
A must for all Douglas Adams fans?
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ooooooh. Yes please!
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Difficult for me to call what might fly ... I've already ordered one
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Keksschmerz?
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How about showing off a couple of cutout heads, like on old panto bills, which doesn’t show off *everything*, in true @pantosplaining.bsky.social style?
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He’s turning up as a semi-regular in the Dick Turpin reruns on @talkingpicturestv.co.uk at the moment too
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just ... because
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe they were in the market for fumbling for their fare
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
TV or film though?
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Illuminatus @illuminatus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“In church hall if wet.”
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