illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 6hwell yes, these are my monkeys but technically the circus is more of a lease-to-own situation 0255
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 9hinventing a way to turn societal frustrations into free energy 1112
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 11hasking the fella with a gun to my head if he'd rather sit down for some tacos 1232
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026there is no trolley. there is no lever. you are the problem. 1347
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026showing up at your home with printouts of my posts to hand deliver all the things i said about you 3231
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026check out the wild card series on flumbo. watch the division series on chonk. catch the championship series in your dreams. find the world series exclusively while aimlessly drifting through the void. 1200
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Joining the war between religion and science on the side of… religion? 9514
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I bet seeing this completely ruined the vibe of the massage Kraft was getting last night 1711
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’d say i bet you’re fun at parties but I have a feeling you don’t get many invites 000
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026President Donald Trump signs executive order renaming Artificial Intelligence to Sufficiently Human Intelligence Technology 3233
Reposted by illumiceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time 653160478
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my drivers side window stopped rolling up so i got mad and slammed the door really hard and it fixed it so you’re gonna have a hard time convincing me violence is 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 the answer 1516
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Apparently she was "trying some things out" and the funniest part is that she did not like the outcomes. 45388
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was picturing like a Jean-Claude Van Damme situation but yeah sure why night 140
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026he made those words up and you can't convince me otherwise 2330
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026thank god for daily iced latte and my zyn. that's different right? 1170
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You don’t have to make things up. This is plenty stupid all on its own. 14896
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The weirdest take on this was “they shouldn’t have fired the little old lady and replaced her with ai tech bros” because it was the longest tenured old lady we have. 463511
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lol one of our website designers used our organization's entire monthly claude credits yesterday and now half the company doesn't know how to do their jobs. it's october 2nd. 15565161138
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m no ophthalmologist but it feels like 182 is a lot of blinking 310213
Reposted by illumilauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans 532087297
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026honestly, this should be enough to have one institutionalized 1310
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I tried so hard to fart as loud as i could but i was all out 050
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026talking on speakerphone while you’re taking a shit in a public restroom is a level of insanity that i will never be able to comprehend 141144
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Imagine if Vince young got this kind of support from this organization 010
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I hate phone calls as much as the next millennial but wtf are we doing 170
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Okay so you've never been to a Hawks game, but I bet you've at least seen a hawk. Huh scumbag? 0220
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026me when i have to piss worse than any person has ever had to piss in the history of humanity 0413
illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I asked about you at the inability to hold to things in my head at once factory and everyone got in trouble for stopping their work to answer my question 0130
