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@ihatebard.bsky.social
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21+ ONLY. 32/m/gay/he/him. tx native, mn transplant turner coddlefish (aether); all high-end raid content cleared my raid group is the world's best nonstandard unreal group pfp: leoloric header: jilatos 2/14/11-3/29/25: i will always love you, carter 🥔

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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 52m
whatever disease compels brand new xiv players to look into plugins before they’ve even unlocked sastasha seriously needs to be dealt with, what are we doing here, man
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 2h
you are literally an earth sign but okay
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 2h
asexual bayonetta
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
nonbinary hank hill voice: i sell pronouns and pronoun accessories
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 16h
successfully snaked a drain tonight #masc
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 19h
probably the appification of technology, if we’re really thinking about it, like the same root cause as people not knowing how to rename a folder or uninstall a program
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 19h
there is still, for some reason though, an apprehension to tinker with settings that like until you hit apply, it’s not permanent. toggle shit. see what happens. don’t save it if you don’t like it. even better, save a backup of your settings before you start messing with things. it’s literally okay
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
a lot of posts on this site read like this to me
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we're so close i just want to be doneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
really pretty visuals, really good worldbuilding that has a shitload of intrigue given pre-established lore, an actual pair of faggots, and a hottieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Dylannn @dylannn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Karthik? I bet it’s Kar-thick
Hunky Captain Karthik from Avatar: Seven Havens
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
youtube.com/live/O49i4jg... exaflares pls
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FFXIV - Dancing Mad (Ultimate) Prog (VPR PoV)
YouTube video by Turner Coddlefish
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the animation is really nice and the worldbuilding is great
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
episodes 1-3!
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
no, the bending kind
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
gay people aren’t real
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NEW AVATAR HAS REAL LIFE FAGGOTS
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
raid’s probably gonna suck, though.
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
well. at least it’s only 4 hours and going to be basically entirely onboarding training modules.
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i go back to work tomorrow and i can’t sleep god damn itttttttt
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dafoppishdandy @alabasterffxiv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
when the class war starts and i have to kill godbert manderville
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Larry David & Crowd Celebrate - Curb Your Enthusiasm
ALT: Larry David & Crowd Celebrate - Curb Your Enthusiasm
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Cornet/Platy -> Gateway Fate | perfect legend btw @platypaints.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wol: my throat hurts Sukdix: Uplander attempt throatsuck many manmeats, yes?
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
youtube.com/live/sQOHU7y... let's go let's do exaflares tonight
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FFXIV - Dancing Mad (Ultimate) Prog (VPR PoV)
YouTube video by Turner Coddlefish
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yeah i found the site i just could not for the life of me find the page on the site that had the schedule
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
okay now i found it after saying that
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i don’t know where this actual page is, even, what devilry have you done to find it
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
remind me what time zone you’re in? i can’t find the actual times to convert to -6 myself
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
remember when they said curtis would never get along with other dogs?
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lrt if you don’t call them super high school level i do not and will never trust you
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
click to see my pussy
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
got it
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i got woken up by a spam call at 4:38 in the fucking morning and haven’t been able to go back to sleep.
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when is rupaul gonna make two queens lipsync for their life to tomorrow is mine
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
godddddddd the light at the end of the tunnel is finally actually appearing and not just copium...if we do as well this week as we did tonight, we're done this week for sure
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yar!
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i just got done with raid, you still need help?
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
okay rex is here, we're starting now
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this reminded me to clear some non-1989 tracks off my "songs that clog the mother toilet" playlist, thank you
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
youtube.com/live/1kHLY0x... we had the weekend off but we're back now
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FFXIV - Dancing Mad (Ultimate) Prog (VPR PoV)
YouTube video by Turner Coddlefish
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
there will be a class action lawsuit over the buttons but this one will fail. they’ll promise to fix it in the second wave, and they do, but the compromise is raising the price an extra 15 dollars and also lowering the battery life by 30%
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
30 dollar hardware (impossible to find due to scalping bots), 60 dollar software (sold separately), 10 dollar a month subscription fee (no option to bundle with home subscription), 2 hour battery life, manufacturing defect that permanently depresses one of the buttons (not covered by warranty)
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
in an absolutely absurd and idiotic way, all things considered
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
she dies
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there was a two-part riverdale crossover in season 6 that was meant to serve as the proper series finale since the show got cancelled due to covid
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🚨METROID RAVENOUS RELEASES 1/28/27🚨 @ihatebard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
chilling adventures of sabrina part 4 i will never forgive you. NEVER.
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