Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 19hyoutu.be/cDXIJT7KsTo my YouTube algorithm thinks I'm a capital-S Stupid thirty something, and unfortunately, it is rightyoutu.beThrift Shop but the beat is Candy ShopYouTube video by QoQinox 010
Reposted by SpencerMegan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"I think it's cool that you and your LLM supposedly got this to work. It has no place in my world." is now my favorite AI bro brush-off. 21269263
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026ever get so high you can't mentally handle Scrolling 000
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 06/10/2026bluesky is the site for tiresome politics nerds (of which i am one) but i continue to use it as a receptacle for all my thoughts which are dumb as dog dick 020
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 05/10/2026why do birds suddenly appear every time I drink Everclear 110
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I took a class in grad school about digital preservation in 2018 and the syllabus (created in 2015) already had dead links in it. The most effective way of saving things you see online is, bizarrely, to still print them out 1361
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 03/10/2026GTA6 will never be GOTY material because it doesn't have Pocket Circuitstatic.klipy.comYakuza: Pocket Circuit RaceAlt: Yakuza: Pocket Circuit Race 010
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Brandonization will continue until morale improves 000
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 01/10/2026some people are natural posters, just born out of time for example, this old lady who wrote dozens of letters to her state legislature (addressed to no one in particular) about what she saw on TV and her weird grievances 000
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"esoterica" is such polite library speak for "bullshit we have no place else for" 001
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's interesting how you can have multiple enemies within a fight attacking each other and not necessarily you. That feels inherited at some level from XI but it makes it far more of an RTS type than I expected. The game also forces you to put on the strategist/medic hat from time to time! 000
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There's a lot of proper nouns and made up names being thrown around, but it's primary method of advancing the story (revelations through flashback) is exactly the same as Final Fantasy VII's was. Good game so far! 110
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Western audiences weren't primed to like a long, linear cinematic JRPG with a lore book the density of the codex from Mass Effect 1. Turns out that's the type of shit that's aged like wine in 2026 110
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the butterfly effect is happening all over the place in Halo Campaign Evolved 000
Reposted by Spencerpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously. 522725266
Reposted by Spencer🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I sounded like the oldest guy in the world yesterday because my daughter and I were talking about music and she brought up Taylor Swift and I said “I’ve had about enough of her and her large football husband” 52837
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Funniest possible game to ever exist, bar none. This visual novel is in VR now, but only kind of. Which visual novel? Well, not the good ones of the series. Not the good spinoffs, either. Not the *other* good spinoff, either. We picked the massive retcon that people are pretty iffy on! 020
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 23/09/2026youtu.be/9EQnzIT5STM "I've got a few days vacation / let's play Katamari" is such a pleasant line to hear in a video game songyoutu.beKatamari on the funkYouTube video by Liz Schneider 000
Reposted by SpencerSpencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Time for me to say what no one else is brave enough to say: Video games 121
Reposted by Spencerpdf reader @greatgrebe.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Bahamut Fayth: You're gay. Tidus: What are you talking about? Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay. Tidus: I literally like women??? Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality. Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality. 4871712365
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The laugh scene is unironically really good! It's intentionally awkward, and funny. Taylor is really committed to it, and Yuna's "you should probably stop laughing now" is the perfect comedic button! 0120
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I've been playing Final Fantasy XIII for the first time and I'm really enjoying it 030
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I am locked the fuck in to Final Fantasy XIII. I get why this would have polarized people at the time, and now, but so far, this game rocks, dude 110
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Do you think if I asked really nicely, they'd let me go home early so I can continue playing retro video games 000
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 21/09/2026allowing actors from the 90s to upload podcasts to my feed was a mistake 000
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the rare game where nothing is done well. every idea, some of which are decent or even good, is implemented badly. would have been a genuine franchise killer if not for unlimited Microsoft cash 000
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 19/09/2026booting up Halo 5 for the first time in 2026 is a bleak reminder of why exactly I was largely out on playing video games as a whole from, like, 2012 to 2017 101
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Feeling quite accomplished, I'm basically closer to completing a year's backlog of games than I ever have been before 000
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I don't get it. Rockstar putting out a physical copy of something? 000
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Replaying Super Mario Galaxy 2 for the first time in nearly a decade The sheer variety of Little Guys in this game is unmatched. I mean, come on: 010
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 16/09/2026had a dream a local restaurant was serving a drink called Cheesecake Wine it was a slice of cheesecake served in a stemless glass with a glass of wine poured on top of it. it was extremely popular and was flying off the shelves 000
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 14/09/2026it's been nice getting to the canonized games of my youth in my 30s for the first time turns out Shadow of the Colossus (2005) rocks! 000
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I really enjoy how Insomniac uses the DualSense. It changes how certain weapons functions, and adds an extra layer of verisimilitude, even if it ultimately still boils down to "controller go brrrrrrrrr" Felt the same way about its implementation in Spider-Man 2 btw. Thoughtful stuff! 000
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Rift Apart doesn't do much particularly new. Expands on a few gadgets, introduces some new weapons which aren't terribly different from some old weapons, and Rivet controls exactly the same as Ratchet. Here's the thing: it doesn't matter! It ain't broke, so they don't fix it. It's just a fun game! 111
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I wasn't planning on playing Wolverine, but these reviews are brutal The thing about Insomniac's wilderness period from 2010 to 2018 is that they were still putting out games once every year or so on average. Tough to hear when it's now every 3 years at least! 000
Reposted by SpencerRocco Botte @roccobotte.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My take: I think PlayStation should announce something good that people are excited for and stop announcing things that are bad and make everyone feel like shit. Just my two cents 6568105
Reposted by SpencerJames GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 10/09/2026They roasted me for this one and it has aged like a vintage wine 7346041003
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Somehow, he found the "save midterm chances" button and he's hammering it It's a lie, of course, but there were plenty of Stupids who believed with no evidence that Trump would cut them another stimulus check in November 2024! 000
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Making him that youngfurthers the game's inherent melancholy of missing out on one's formative childhood years and then being cast out, but I digress. I think it's much more effective to imagine him going from age 7 to 14 rather than 10 to 17, but that's just me 000
Spencer @iguanaheliumcube.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I like that Nintendo seems to have aged Link down. I always pictured OOT Link as an extremely young boy anyway. The way he sits to listen to the Deku Tree and how adults humor him rather than take him seriously. Apparently he's supposed to be 10? I had never pictured him as being any older than 7! 110
Reposted by Spencer“Spooky” Tom Guycott @thomasguycott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Happy birthday to a real champ. 2649431291
Reposted by SpencerImran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Torneko coming back to modern platforms gives me an excuse to post the all-timer U.S. box art for the original. Look at that fucking Slime. 31284503
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