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Lavender the Librarian

@ifihadacoconut.bsky.social
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Lvl 38 Human Bard/Librarian/Writer/Artist/Knitter/Crafter/Fangirl/Mom. She/they. 💖💜🩵 Opinions are my own and do not reflect those of my employer.

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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Zombie Jesus Day, friends.
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Being a librarian (and a nerd) has been my entire personality for the past decade and now I'm just a nerd. If anyone has leads for remote work for someone with an MLS, hit me up <3
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Idk how to handle this. My MIL has stayed with us for 3 months. She’s in end stage kidney failure and won’t be proactive about her own health. After a hospital stay last week, the doctor told her to check blood sugar and BP 2x a day. Just found out last night she hasn’t been doing it.
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
BG3 Thoughts That No One Asked For But I’ll Share Anyway: Gale Dekarios would be the Decemberists biggest fan.
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GM Connie Chang 🌈🐸 @byconniechang.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Fellow writers: I am deeply saddened to share that if we want the rewards of having written, we must submit to the mortifying ordeal of writing
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
We're in the DADA revival.
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
It is January 7th and I am already physically, emotionally, intellectually, and spiritually exhausted.
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Not me doing a Montauk deep dive at work after bingeing Stranger Things for the last couple of months 😅
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Samantha Mash @samanthamash.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Starlight Beacon Transmissions🔜Batuu @sbtransmissions.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
WE ARE LIVE!! Join @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social @ohcatrina.bsky.social @deusexvalerate.bsky.social @liloandjane.bsky.social Faye and GM Eric for the fun! www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTWr...
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Starlight Beacon Transmissions RPG Episode 2: The Stranger Arrives
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Starlight Beacon Transmissions🔜Batuu @sbtransmissions.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Just about 30 minutes until showtime! Get ready to join Faye, @ohcatrina.bsky.social @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social @deusexvalerate.bsky.social @liloandjane.bsky.social and GM Eric for the fun! www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTWr...
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Starlight Beacon Transmissions RPG Episode 2: The Stranger Arrives
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I’ve been stuck on the same chapter of this fic for like 2 months? 3, maybe? Idk. It’s been a while. I keep going back over it and, as much as I want it to feel right, there’s something off. So I brainstormed another idea to move the story along and I think it’s going to work this time <3
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I think easter eggs (in media) are so fun, but Taylor Swift might be overdoing it a bit. There are 12 orange (Karma) doors around the world, and they all have a QR code to a lyric video. I was hoping that the Chicago one, being above a Yoko Ono quote about peace, would have a deeper meaning XD
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
9.13: MCR in Tampa 10.2: CR Campaign 4! 11.19: Mighty Nein! 12.12: B-day! There are a few other birthdays and celebrations in there, but those are the big moments that I'm looking forward to over the next four months.
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Live your life in such a way that, upon realizing that you are probably p seriously ill, millions of people are not torn between hoping you die as soon as a body can possibly shuffle off its mortal coil and hoping that you survive long enough to go to prison and die there.
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
It’s so hard to narrow this down, but Eleanor Rigby <3
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Positive to writing my first draft as a fic: Feedback along the way & motivation not to stop writing Negative: Getting stuck in an editing loop before posting so that it takes forever for updates (sorry, dear readers) I hate posting something unpolished, but it’s making this slow.
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Never did my teenage self think that the lead up to my first My Chemical Romance show would include making friendship bracelets with my kids (one of them isn’t going, but she had to pitch in to use big sib’s beads for a personal project) We have 22 made so far! #lltbp #emomom
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Hey y’all! I’m broke and trying to raise funds to get my car back from being repo’d (so much fun), so if anyone is interested I have commission slots open (starting at $50) and pins for $15 + shipping:
Enamel pins - from top left Hermione Granger and open book with the words get lost in the pages crazy flerken lady, mother flerken, a flerken with tentacles, Ben, solo Ray Kylo, Ren, princess Leia queen Amidala, the Mandalorian and Grogu
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Rey, Princess Leia, Kylo Ren, Ben Solo, The Mandalorian and Grogu, “get lost” book, Queen Amidala, and a Flerken with tentacles exposedPurple tiefling woman with ram’s hornsLaudna from Critical Role in a 2d animation style puppeteering Pate de Rolo
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 02/08/2025
"What if we taught men to get laid leftistly" what if men cared about the loss of our bodily autonomy, the abuse we face as a result of coerced economic dependence and the actual pandemic of femicidal violence we have to contend with, more than they cared about sexual access to our bodies
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elizabeth is apparently a witchy vamp? @thatelizabeth.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
There is no male loneliness epidemic, there is a male entitlement epidemic If your rancid politics means women won’t sleep with you then that’s good, actually Also: have you considered sleeping with each other?
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Mia Tsai says buy her books @itsamia.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
i thought we established that to be a man, you must: - be swift a coursing river - have the force of a great typhoon - have the strength of a raging fire - be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon
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Chris Shehan_Comic Art @chrisshehanart.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
“It’s just a tool! People used to hate on photoshop too.” Take away my photoshop, take away my tablets, I can still draw. Take away your plagiarism machine and what are you gonna do? Shout prompts at me?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
“Both of them.”
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
It’s *technically* tomorrow already, but 80 years ago today my grandpa - who was born on September 11 - was in the Empire State Building when it was hit by an Army plane.
Today in history: July 28th 1945: US Army airplane crashes into Empire State Building. Headline is accompanied by a black and white photo showing the damaged building from the inside
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
“He’s not involved in the global child trafficking ring. The lady in charge of the global child trafficking ring said so, and why would she lie about the guy who pardoned her for her role in the global child trafficking ring?”
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I can finally know peace - scrivener iOS and pc are finally synced 🤣
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Downsizing some stuff and I just threw out my copy of The Art of Asking because Palmer and Gaiman can fuck all the way off. I *hate* throwing books away, but as a “self-help” book by a predatory human, I can’t in good conscience pass it along to another reader and repurposing would will feel icky
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I wrote a housewarming party scene last night and realized once I'd finished it that I'd exhausted my own social battery by making people who don't exist talk inside my head. I feel like that sentence might be concerning to my therapist.
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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 27/07/2025
A lot of people need to hear this
The Black Panthers didn't mock people for their lack of education. They taught people how to read
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I just overheard someone at Panera calling the college that I used to work for "adequate," and now I'm ready to throw hands. Degrees from community colleges are totally valid and some of the classes I took there were more valuable than ones I took in grad school.
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Finally decided to take care of myself and I have a psych appointment tomorrow, dentist on Monday, first appointment with my new primary care doc on Tuesday, and therapy on Friday. I'm finally taking advantage of my stupidly expensive health insurance and it feels good.
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Friendly librarian throwing out a personal #mutualaid request. My phone is off and I've got until the end of the week to pay power or that'll go, too. venmo: @ lavendergreentea cash app: $lavendermidori I'm also like entirely sick to my stomach having to post this. <3
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
When your playlist keeps pumping out the bops you have to sing along and dissociate in the parking lot a little longer. #imnotokay #welcometonewyork #shakeitoff
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 03/07/2025
The evil that men do lives after them
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If I had a nickel for every time I read a D&D adjacent novel that features the mc’s hooking up in a secluded outdoor water source I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Hitting new levels of emotional burnout lately and like… could I just not?
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
An obscene and sadly predictable decision. Walling children off from the spectrum of humanity will do nothing but harm those children and leave them ill-equipped to join the wider world. Which is, of course, the point.
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
London fog + thunderstorm = writing session in my car from outside of my apartment <3
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Take this as your sign to primary every appeasement-obsessed do-nothing motherfucker who looked at you sideways, gang.
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Nnedi Okorafor, PhD @nnedi.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Everyone is citing receipts that prove that he is a hypocritical lying hateful manipulative selfish piece of shit, but what does it matter? He continues to be able and do and do as people yell and yell. Fuck! Mediocre-white-male-with-“money” privilege is so vile and destructive.
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 22/06/2025
AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”
The President's disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers.
He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations.
It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The military recruiters hanging around high schools and college campuses in the coming days/months are not your friends. They’re friendly because their promotions are riding on how many young people they can convince to enlist.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.
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Lavender the Librarian @ifihadacoconut.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
The High Republic pulled me out of my TROS funk and made my favorite fandom fun again. Thank you #projectluminous authors for giving us this epic saga and adding so much to the galaxy I’ve always loved. If anyone needs me, I’ll be sobbing in my car.
Blonde woman in tan robes kneeling in blue-green grass with a green lightsaber working around her as she meditates under a grey skySUV digital display showing that the opening credits of Trials of the Jedi is playingSUV display showing the epilogue of trials of the Jedi playing
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Ronja 💜💛 Ry Ki-Sakka's nr 1 fan @fivesronie.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I also can not forget to share this again: Feel free to post it and send it to your friends while reading Trials of the Jedi!
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Jake Bartok @jakebartok.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Happy release day to Trials of the Jedi!!! I loved doing fan art throughout the Phase 1 and 2 releases and although I spent most of Phase 3 doing official art, I couldn’t let it come to an end without doing one last illustration.
Avar Kriss and Elzar Mann pose heroically, lightsabers ready and dressed in their luminous armor as marchion ro looms in the background.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
All of this, every bit of it, traces back to the failure of the U.S. government to invest in public education for decades and expecting overworked and underpaid educators to make up the difference.
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