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IDtheMIKE but Spooky

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Here for the CFB. All of it. Just waterboard me with Jimbo Fisher losing games with an insane roster, Oregon calling plays with memes, and Boston College still not being in Boston.

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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 2h
Jim Bakker committed so much fraud of old ladies who were worried about their soul that they ACTUALLY CONVICTED HIM OF MAJOR CRIMES AND SENTENCED HIM TO DECADES OF PRISON. & then when he still got out in like 6 years, HE WENT RIGHT BACK TO DOING IT AGAIN. I hope in hell he just has Forever Cancer.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 2h
Sometimes things just need a little momentum. It could happen this week!
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 2h
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Kermit the Frog Dancing Wildly
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 2h
I've done some. It's pretty good, but it's not Reacher. She can kill anyone. She can't one punch a guy thru a car.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 3h
It's very well made, but boy could I use a well executed season of Big Dude Beats Up Bad Guys as a cleanser.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 4h
Starting to think East of Eden isn't going to get funnier.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 8h
Yeah. It’s tough out there. I had planned to buy 1 car in 2025. I had to buy 2 between Oct 2024 and June 2025.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 8h
The issue has been known about for years. There was a class action lawsuit about it that my 2016 didn’t fall under somehow
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 8h
The first fix got me another 3K miles. The 2nd got me like 4 weeks. And like I said, the 3rd got me 2 days to trade-in. For some reason that left me very unhappy, I did not qualify for a warranty repair.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 8h
If it's a 2015, it may (probably) fall under this matter. static.nhtsa.gov/odi/tsbs/202...
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 8h
Me: Fascism is evil! /reads all the takes on Lanterns Me: Maybe I and I alone should be in charge of everything.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 9h
After the 3rd go, I got my mechanic to just get it running long enough to trade it in.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 9h
Oh. I had the piston ring thing happen to our 2016. 2.5 years ago. Then continuously and issue for half a year.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 12h
Too close to the sidewall for a patch too. That tree's a fucker.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 14h
I just get the vibe that the guy who was in a coma for 18 days would really like to hang with Manly Daddy Jesus some more.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 14h
I can appreciate a brand understanding how important it is to protect branding, but yeah, that's not management. That's overlording. Just goofy shit.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 14h
Gotta be honest, I think this is on your head coach.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 14h
Only took me 48 years to realize my father is a very anxious man. In fairness to me, literally everyone who knows him would call him a stoic.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 14h
Ok, the cookies already sucked, but who the hell wants soda with cookies?
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 14h
Today is the only day this week we don't get CFB.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 16h
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 16h
The Russia plague thing is probably not going to emerge as a massive global issue. But man, for all the right-wing freak out over China doing disease research, they really ought to be looking at the most logistically broken nation on the planet doing this shit.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 17h
Around here masking is very much common now, and we really never saw it before the Vid. Though it’s amazing to see people willingly mask and do it entirely wrong still.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 17h
Surprised not have seen…
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Large Marge Pee Wee Herman Scary Scene
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 05/10/2026
We're continuing to report on sports betting apps, and we need your help. ProPublica is looking for at least 250 people who use DraftKings and FanDuel to share their data with us and help us understand how the apps respond to user behavior. ➡️ How to help: projects.propublica.org/sports-betti...
A neon green tracker shows that ProPublica has received 28 people's sports betting data, just over 10% of the way towards its goal of 250. Text below reads: If you’re one of millions of Americans who have placed an online bet on a sporting event, you know how quickly you can go from celebrating your wins to feeling like the odds are stacked against you.

ProPublica is trying to understand how sports betting apps incentivize users to keep playing and when they warn users to pump the brakes. To do that, we need your help: We’re aiming for at least 250 people to upload their gambling history from apps like FanDuel and DraftKings. We’re not quite there yet, so if you’ve used these apps, you can help our journalists. If you’ve worked in the industry, you can also help us by answering a few questions. (You can also reach us on Signal.)
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 05/10/2026
Loved the Lanterns finale. Knew it was going to be way too subtle for the general population to follow.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 05/10/2026
Exactly.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 05/10/2026
Starting East of Eden. Probably a mistake.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 05/10/2026
Scott Frost
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 05/10/2026
This for some reason just reminded me I heard "Die Without You" by PM Dawn while I was choosing cottage cheese in the dairy aisle today. I am so fossilized, you may soon use me as a source of energy.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 05/10/2026
Was just reminded of Doom Patrol on HBO. If you've not watched that, fix that.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 05/10/2026
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Creepy Creature from The Dark Crystal
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 05/10/2026
Can you polish it into a round sphere?
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 05/10/2026
Matt Ruhle!
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 05/10/2026
/looks at UA's stock and the state of Maryland... Uh... not great?
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 05/10/2026
I do think Brazil really fucks with a lot of assumptions about what happens if you have election day on a weekend.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 05/10/2026
This should really worry, frankly, JD and Marco.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 05/10/2026
I think it's the first time I've finally seen it!
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 04/10/2026
Brazil is just telling us what to do about the future.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 04/10/2026
God damn. Just ND alums making plays all over the place
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 04/10/2026
One of Darwin's best tricks is how fucking adorable a 2 month old black lab is.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 04/10/2026
Feels like Mahommes has lost his fastball.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 04/10/2026
LL Cool J is 58. He'd be retired for years by now, not kicking in doors for NCIS.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 04/10/2026
Yeah. Gotta protect against spoilers tomorrow. A post dinner power nap sounds right.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 04/10/2026
Being terrible is apparently really good for your lifespan.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 04/10/2026
The entire con is designed to work on the biases of total idiots, and we are a large country full of millions of biased idiots. So yeah, I don't have sympathy for folks who vote for trump. I am trying to garner some understanding. Otherwise, how do we undo this?
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 04/10/2026
And yes, there is ABSOLUTELY a lever of racism among many of these folks upon which the GOP and Fox News pulls and pulls often to then further convince them of these nightmare fairytales of BIG BAD IMMIGRANTS, but there's also a major element of "Nigerian Prince has come into money" emails here...
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 04/10/2026
I don't expect sympathy for this guy, but I do think we have to reckon with the fact that the Fox News Bubble has created this cognitive dissonance for millions where there are armies of dog eating gangland criminals among us even though these folks can't actually, personally point to one.
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 04/10/2026
BECAUSE ONLY ONE PROGRAM HAS JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMP, KAREN
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IDtheMIKE but Spooky @idthemike.xyz · 04/10/2026
The massive expansion of TV/streaming availability of all games AND the relatively high production value therein has really screwed with people, I think. If your team maybe merits a noon kickoff by Jefferson Pilot 2x a month, your expectations are WAY different.
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