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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast

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We're here now. @wangleberry & @brainmage, a couple of microphones, a comic about a cat, and no edits. There is shockingly little Garfield content considering this is a Garfield podcast, and dammit that's how we like it www.patreon.com/IDLMpodcast

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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Oh god... Do we...?
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
After SIX MONTHS we are back, stinkin' up your feed with our mouth sounds! Alternative draculas! Bug rating! Running screaming through the house! All this and more in this perfectly normal Garfield podcast, available wherever you get your these things. Also here soundcloud.com/idlmpodcast/...
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Episode 124: Back once again with our mentally ill behaviour
GOODNESS it's been a while, hasn't it? Months! Unless you're catching up on this at some point in the future, in which case no time has passed at all, but I think it's obvious that we're not talking t
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
GOODNESS ME WE HAVE A NEW EPISODE! ONLY SIX MONTHS LATE! We've been busy*, okay?! Listen now on patreon! www.patreon.com/idlmpodcast/... *mentally ill and in chronic pain
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Episode 123 is out now! I meant to post about this this morning! But didn’t! The fae stole Guy's voice! Cat is all drugged up and mad about it! Garfield yearns for the sweet release of eternal slumber! Available wherever you get yr podcasts #SoundCloud soundcloud.com/idlmpodcast/...
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Episode 123: A touching melodrama where Godzilla bites a train
Pibbly pobbles, poderinos. Today, Guy has broken a camera, Cat is in The Pit, asshole fae stole Guy's voice, and Godzilla had a bit of a yamp about the place. Content note for the beginning and the e
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FinjaReloaded @finjareloaded.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
required listening, especially where the concepts of "general purpose energy" and "carnival ticket energy" are introduced #AuDHD
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
New episode on patreon! Godzilla! Losers stealing Guy's voice! Cat is in the pit! A camera done got broke! Garfield attempts to take his own life! Episode 123 out now! www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Further required listening! But not the Garfield bit. Don't worry, Garfield doesn't actually burn Jon alive. This time.
Panel 1. Jon Arbuckle, the monster, sits at a table and says "The claws must go"

Garfield, incredibly badly drawn even by my own horrifying standards, pulls a hideous grimace. His eyes are much too far apart. He thinks "The hell they do"

Panel 2. Jon Arbuckle, the monster, stares at the camera, looking concerned. Reflection lines at the edge of the panel indicate that he is behind glass.

Panel 3. The viewpoint pulls back to reveal that Jon Arbuckle, the monster, is trapped inside an oven. His mouth is open in a rectangular howl which we cannot hear. An orange paw reaches towards the oven igniter.
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Episode 122 is out now! Cat experiments with Drugs, and Guy experiments with The Litany Against Wives. Also the gatfield comic is *dark*. Podcast! Find it wherever! Listen to Episode 122: He bums poison swamps by I Don't Like Mondays on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/AQ2G0DhK4SzN...
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Episode 122: He bums poison swamps
Yabba-Dabba-Garfield, listenerinos, here we are again with another delicious bite of the podcast pie. Today we talk at length about Cat's tentative first steps in Having ADHD, as well as her experien
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Episode 122: He bums poison swamps is out now for patreon backers! An extended dive into Cat's ADHD diagnosis, her response to medication, and also Guy's new-found Litany Against Wives: www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Good LORD we have a new episode! PLUS! A revelation that threatens to undermine the entire concept of the podcast...(Guy has bought a milk frother) Episode 121: Where we rise from the ashes, weirder than previously thought possible Here, and on all podcast apps on.soundcloud.com/VoNrXVuy3ME8...
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Episode 121: Where we rise from the ashes, weirder than previously thought possible
Let's be honest, it's been a while, hasn't it? Basically a series of mental collapses and surprising diagnoses have meant that both of us have effectively been large, floppy lumps over the winter peri
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This episode should be required listening for more or less everybody. Good to have you back!
Panel 1 - Garfield and Jon, happy
Panel 2 - Garfield climbs Jon
Panel 3 - Garfield happy in Jon's arms. Jon having truly monstrous thoughts
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Good LORD we have a new episode! PLUS! A revelation that threatens to undermine the entire concept of the podcast...(Guy has bought a milk frother) Episode 121: Where we rise from the ashes, weirder than previously thought possible Here, and on all podcast apps on.soundcloud.com/VoNrXVuy3ME8...
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Episode 121: Where we rise from the ashes, weirder than previously thought possible
Let's be honest, it's been a while, hasn't it? Basically a series of mental collapses and surprising diagnoses have meant that both of us have effectively been large, floppy lumps over the winter peri
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN WE HAVE A NEW EPISODE OUT NOW ON PATREON! WE LIVE! WE LIVVVVVVE! www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Blink
Panel 1. Jon and Garfield at a table begin to stare at each other. 

Panels 2-4, they continue to stare, pupils enlarging 

Panel 5, zoomed out. I accidentally drew Jon's pupils wrong, but liked the effect so a kept it and added it to Garfield. Reality is beginning to unravel

Panel 6. Further staring

Panel 7. Snap! Jon's eyes are massively bloodshot, his pupils tiny

Panel 8. Jon lies head on table, smoke rising from his fried brain. Garfield stares straight at the reader, eyes empty black pools.

Stare at his eyes. Keep staring. And on and on....
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I think this might be the best drawing I've ever done of Jon's face.
Panel 5, zoomed in. The eyeballs are everywhere.
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Paul @mrnotmoro.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
@idlmpodcast.bsky.social I am genuinely sorry to report that @notmoro.bsky.social laughed out loud at the Snake Plissken bit
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
New episode! 120!!! Leaflets from the fash! Snake Plissken! Strikes! We have it all! Available on all podcast wossnames soundcloud.com/idlmpodcast/...
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Episode 120: Dealing with leaflets, kittens, and sherbert
doing? This week, we discuss how to deal with The Fash, what a good sherbert is, strike ettiquette, and the terrifyingly American concept of Pixar's Cars. Also a Garfield that, for some reason, break
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
New episode out now on patreon! Episode 120! CHRIST! Kittens! Sherbert! The Fash, and how to deal with them! Snake Plissken! Other! www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
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The D stands for Disappointment @jenaciousd.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I immediately had to dig out this post by @idlmpodcast.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/idlm...
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I Don't Like Mondays Episode 119 is out now on all podcast apps! Bowling balls! Wizards! Finding a way to fill the internal void that's desperate for reassurance but can never be sated! Garfield! Available on all podcast apps! on.soundcloud.com/WKFr4GibEAhg...
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Episode 119: Where Did That Bowling Ball Come From?
Aye up, you lot. We've been, once again, busy and ill in equal measure, but now we're back and firing on at least one cylinder and ready to talk about that big old ball of cat: Penn & Teller. This ep
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Episode 119 is out for patreon backers right now! We watch a wall! Stroke a kitten! discuss the difficulties of internalising self worth! We went on a rollercoaster! Literally! That isn't a metaphor for this episode! www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
If you're interested in Orks but not necessarily the rules of 40k, Space Gits by @planetsmashergames.bsky.social might be worth a look
Panel 1, Jon the Ork enters, carrying a bag of groceries. "Oi! I'm back!"

Panel 2 Jon suggests something to barbecue. "Steak and Khorne"

This is a pun based on the ear of corn in his groceries, which sounds like Khorne, the chaos god of war. 

Panel 3. A cat tail is sticking up from the bag. The Ork is dismayed as the cat "just ate the burnin' stuff
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
An Actual Referee writes:
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Wait! No! It's working!! Episode 118 is out now on all podcast apps! Or, at least, it should be! soundcloud.com/idlmpodcast/...
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Episode 118: A Wasp Knows No Fear
New Episode, new you. Possibly the same you. Or maybe there IS something different about you. Have you done your hair? It looks great! Today, Guy and Cat discuss which McDonald's creature we could ta
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Well, we're trying to upload the latest episode to soundcloud, but for some reason it's stuck on "Processing". Fuck knows what's going on there. Any advice would be welcome! Tried to re-upload etc and no joy!
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Episode 118 is out now on patreon! 118! Like the men with the moustaches and that! Remember? REMEMBER??? (The men are mentioned at no point in the podcast) www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Apologies for the radio silence! We live! We have been busy/LARPing/Visiting The Elderly etc, and so there has been A Big Delay! Hopefully a new episode out tomorrow! Thanks for your patience!!
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Waaaaaargh!
Panel 1 - An Evil Sunz Ork cheerfully watering some plants. "Watta Watta Watta" rather than Dakka Dakka Dakka

Panel 2 - The Ork pats one of the plants, a fern

Panel 3 - A large orange Squig has destroyed the plants. The Ork facepalms. "Zoggin' squig"A pub sign, The Shivering Whippet A Warhammer squig painted to look like Garfield
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Episode 117 is out now on all podcast apps! Orks! Nervous animals! Other things! Probably??? soundcloud.com/idlmpodcast/...
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Episode 117: Put your phone down, stop plucking nostril hairs, and engage
Lovely stuff, this podcasting lark. This week, Guy and Cat talk about Garfield through the ages, nervous animals, and postmodern discourse. Also there's Garfield, and a whippet asks you to listen. Oc
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
It remains to be seen if Garfield will keep 5 legs
Panel 1, a scorpion moving at extreme speed knocks aside a cat

Panel 2, "Let down his defenses", the cat lays splayed on the floor like some kind of weird icon. It has five legs. 

Panel 3, as panel 1 but reversed
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Episode 117 is life now for patreon backers! Nervous animals! Garfield throughout the ages! Orks! Postmodernism! What more could you want?! www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Love lasagna, love me Pooky, hate Mondays. end of
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
New episode! Guy is officially autistic! There is a new kitten! Podcast!!! Available below,p and on all podcast apps. Yes. Even that one. soundcloud.com/idlmpodcast/...
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Episode 116: Unreasonable Adjustments
It's been a minute since we last spoke! Well, what have you missed? Let's see...Guy and Cat have a new cat, Guy has a new autism, and Cat has the limits of her patience tested by her delightful husban
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Episode 116 is on patreon! Right now! A VERY strange energy indeed! PLUS, Guy gets clawed right in the tit by a kitten. Now THAT'S content! www.patreon.com/posts/135617...
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moof @moofbat.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
little love letter to my favourite ongoing podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social if you haven’t, You Really Should listen to it. i keep a little backlog of episodes that i haven’t listened to so i can always have NEW idlm in case of Sadness- truly a gem of the podcast world.
A digital drawing of a white man and a white woman with their arms around each other’s shoulders, gesturing openly with a huge garfield head in front of them. The man, Guy, is on the left, he has eye length light brown hair, glasses and short facial hair. He has a tshirt with a buff garfield on it. The woman, Cat, is on the right, wearing a tshirt that says “explicitly not buff garf” she has platinum blonde hair in a bun and glasses. There is large text reading “I DONT LIKE MONDAYS” in front of garfield’s face, and a cursive byline reading “a podcast that should have been called Guy and Cat” Around them are lots of small doodles of various bits and jokes from the podcast. these include an angry chimp with knuckle tattoos, a laderhosen clad jaeger, a babybel cheese labelled LEMYBEBE, a man squatting and ripping his trousers, three little cat heads and a mouth with some cheese in it
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Oh my GOODNESS look at this wonderful illustration! Can YOU recognise all the incredibly niche deep cuts? We can! And we are BLOWN AWAY <3
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
New post! Exclusively for patreon backers! Cat is away this week, so here's an episode of I Don't Like Chores, where Guyy doesn't even mention Garfield, but instead carries out some household tasks and grumbles like an old man. That's CONTENT, BABY! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont...
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
New post! Exclusively for patreon backers! Cat is away this week, so here's an episode of I Don't Like Chores, where Guyy doesn't even mention Garfield, but instead carries out some household tasks and grumbles like an old man. That's CONTENT, BABY! www.patreon.com/posts/i-dont...
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Qwarq @qwarq.io · 29/06/2025
can't believe i forgot to post my magnum opus here: garftroid
garfield pipe strip with samus as jon and a metroid as garfield. "Now where could my plasma beam be?" garftroid is smoking a plasma beam "Garftroid!!"
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 23/06/2025
A very neurodivergent podcast featuring the hilarious @brainmage.bsky.social , of The Daily Tism sketch show & writers’ room fame! Go on, give it a listen!
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Episode 115 is out now! Featuring: a spooky story! An extended discussion about how to answer a simple question! Large desserts! And MORE! You know. A garfield podcast. Available on all podcast apps
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Episode 115: How To Answer
Well this is a whizz-bang spectacular. Cat has a bit of heat exhaustion, Yuna the cat goes all floppity, there is an EXTENDED discussion on how to answer a simple yes or no question (spoiler warning:
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
MIT just pubbed a study on ChatGPT users. “Brain scans revealed neural connection collapse... a 47% reduction in brain connectivity. When researchers forced ChatGPT users to write w/o AI, they performed worse than people who never used AI at all. It's not just dependency. It's cognitive atrophy.”
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Your Brain on ChatGPT: Accumulation of Cognitive Debt when Using an AI Assistant for Essay Writing Task – MIT Media Lab
&nbsp;This study explores the neural and behavioral consequences of LLM-assisted essay writing. Participants were divided into three groups: LLM, Search Engine…
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
omg @wangleberry.bsky.social
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Episode 115 out now on Patreon! What is the answer to a simple question? How big is too big for a mochi? What if Cat read a spooky story? HEAPS OF NEURODIVERGENCE DISCUSSION. You know. Like a Garfield podcast would have. www.patreon.com/posts/132028...
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Episode 114 is out now on all podcast bloppers! Guy's shoe fell apart! Toilet ghosts! Talk about neurodivergence (surely not!!)! It's a garfield podcast! Listen to Episode 114: Less Whimsy, More Toilet Ghosts by I Don't Like Mondays on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/kGkUzMqHO41G...
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Episode 114: Less Whimsy, More Toilet Ghosts
Oh no. This episode has done got a big wee in it. Err. Today, we talk about a second go at making pizza, further analyse Guy's fear of failure, Guy flounces out of a shop, a shoe falls apart at a the
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Episode 114 is out now for Patreon backers! We went on a rollercoaster! Guy's shoe fell apart! We made pizza again! Guy flounced out of a Mountain Warehouse! Toilet ghosts!!! You know. It's a Garfield podcast. www.patreon.com/posts/episod...
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Remarkable
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Ian Fletcher @stupidityvortex.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Can confirm that cats can tolerate harnesses of you can tolerate blood loss
This one is drawn pretty much as described in the episode, so alt text feels a bit superfluous
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Episode 113 is out now on all podcast platforms! What's a second dan karate grading like? What's it like to meet the world's grodiest animal? Guy tried to make pizzas in a pizza oven! Did it go well, or do we talk about it for AN HOUR AND A HALF?? Also Garfield on.soundcloud.com/QVVT2YPQ8Qem...
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Episode 113: The Kinetic Consequences of Garfield's Movement Have Yet To Be Realised
Over two hours! Gosh we treat you right. In this episode, we discuss a karate grading, doing your best in difficult circumstances, the most disreputable creature Catherine has ever met, and then have
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I Don't Like Mondays, a Garfield podcast @idlmpodcast.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Episode 113 is out now on all podcast platforms! What's a second dan karate grading like? What's it like to meet the world's grodiest animal? Guy tried to make pizzas in a pizza oven! Did it go well, or do we talk about it for AN HOUR AND A HALF?? Also Garfield on.soundcloud.com/QVVT2YPQ8Qem...
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Episode 113: The Kinetic Consequences of Garfield's Movement Have Yet To Be Realised
Over two hours! Gosh we treat you right. In this episode, we discuss a karate grading, doing your best in difficult circumstances, the most disreputable creature Catherine has ever met, and then have
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