icepotato @icepotato.net · 28/09/2026Hi, I’m someone who lives far away and has no ability to change anything about your life, here to tell you why you’re doing it all wrong 🥰 any criticism of me is a threat to Our Community and will result in aggressive counterattack 💪 I do this because I love community and I think you are stupid. 140
icepotato @icepotato.net · 27/09/2026Paying for zoom so our accountability and reconciliation sessions stop getting cut off after 40min 020
icepotato @icepotato.net · 11/09/2026you can give a horse Vyvanse but you can't force it to write a status report 020
Reposted by icepotatoTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/09/2026nintendo direct announcer guy orders lunch 21501565
icepotato @icepotato.net · 08/09/2026(listening to Homer recite the epic poetry): Homer, great stuff. A few notes, some people are going to be washing stonewear or folding tunics, so you might want to throw some more declaratives in there and think about repeating a few premises. 100
icepotato @icepotato.net · 08/09/2026Searle: I have created the cautionary (and slightly racist) Chinese Room to warn about the boundaries of "understanding" for men trapped in filing rooms Tech Companies: We have hired over ten million men and trapped them in filing rooms in order to recreate the Chinese Room 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 08/09/2026Listen, we all made a pact together. A promise we would find stable employment and reliable partnership. And now it’s our last summer together before we turn 40, so this weekend? We’re gonna make those dreams come true. even if we have to leave this airbnb. 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 05/09/2026:goosehonk: is not consent: my 85 page primer on maintaining safe boundaries in your discord kitten relationship 140
icepotato @icepotato.net · 03/09/2026guy holding an "The End Is Near" sign: oh god no i don't believe any of this, i'm just trying to hack engagement to get some visibility to my Patreon. Hey, do you have a dollar? 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 03/09/2026i found terratech from @dominictarason.com and pathogenic from the @garbageday.email discord and by coincidence they both happened to have pretty elaborate building mechanisms icepotato.net/2026/09/02/p...icepotato.netplaying to buildPathogenic, TerraTech Legion, and builds 000
Reposted by icepotatoerykah badon't @yuzupool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i'll believe ghosts are real when they stop being victorian era bitches who died at the racism factory and instead is an apparition that came back after planking went wrong 29812
icepotato @icepotato.net · 24/08/2026Seattle Post-Intelligencer? Actually ive Been working on post dumber lately but thanks for asking 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 21/08/2026Its time to play Keeper, the game that dares to ask: What if a lighthouse could walk? 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 16/08/2026backloggd.com/u/icepotato/... Ascend to Zero - 3.5/5. good flavor, but you gotta accept some gristle with itbackloggd.comicepotato's review of Ascend to Zero | BackloggdI like the timestop because it has two functions. it works as a room select, pausing enemies while you figure out your route and speeding through rooms you don't want to bother with. it's also your sp... 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 15/08/2026I know not with what weapons woke 3 will be fought but woke 4 will be fought with, actually I don’t know that either 010
icepotato @icepotato.net · 14/08/2026In woke 3.0 we will directly attribute ideas to their original sources. How will this difficult and unwieldy task be accomplished, you ask? Well, that’s where a little thing I like to call the “blockchain” enters the picture -- 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 13/08/2026Me storming in to reenact the resignation scene from The Prisoner but I’m just yelling about how the shared fridge is no longer restocked with my preferred flavor of La Croix 020
icepotato @icepotato.net · 13/08/2026Why should he have to change? I’m the one who sucks *doesn’t change* 020
icepotato @icepotato.net · 12/08/2026Thank you for coming in today. Can you tell us more about your latest dream? No, not that one. Hm. Well, if you can’t recall it, we have no need for your sandwich artistry at this franchise. Farewell. 010
icepotato @icepotato.net · 05/08/2026Yes officer I was in the carpool lane. my passengers are right here, Rover and Lassie. Sir, you may not believe dogs do not count as “passengers” but I ask you what else could they be? They are occupying my vehicle and tell me what red lights are optional. yes we were speeding after a mail truck. 151
icepotato @icepotato.net · 29/07/2026icepotato.net/2026/07/29/o... bloggin'icepotato.netOperating At ScaleScale, games and trying to find meaning in the infinite 111
icepotato @icepotato.net · 29/07/2026We’ve performed several rounds of alignment training on this cursed monkeys paw and we are now wish to demonstrate how - *finger on the monkey paw curls* 010
icepotato @icepotato.net · 27/07/2026Me: the thing about oral tradition is technology generally displaces its predecessors so by the time we get to short form video— Homer: so when you place this “pizza” upon a “bagel” there are no limits upon its consumption? 012
icepotato @icepotato.net · 26/07/2026Sleepwalking around the castle confessing to my various crimes 100
icepotato @icepotato.net · 25/07/2026If you had to choose between continuing a discourse on a single topic or flipping a coin and eliminating a discourse permanently at the risk of introducing a new, second discourse if you lose, which would you choose and why is any other choice the most moronic possible option? Replies are open! 010
icepotato @icepotato.net · 24/07/2026heres my windmill and im tiliting babey icepotato.net/2026/07/23/b... #borticepotato.netBeware Microgenre Names Bearing Gifts“Slop” is fun to say, and fortunately has no … 120
Reposted by icepotatofurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD! 2655621572
Reposted by icepotatomichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Off-pudding? Brother what do you mean I am ALWAYS on that pudding 19820
icepotato @icepotato.net · 09/07/2026look I could renew my vanity domain or I could revert to the default handle but I kind of enjoy being a invalid handle cryptid 030
icepotato @icepotato.net · 07/07/2026“Lock in”? I am fully locked out. I am reclined sipping on a beer in the sunshine. I have lost my house keys and that is a problem for the future. 020
icepotato @icepotato.net · 03/07/2026Asking my children if they’re ready for some news that might emotionally harm them before telling them it’s shower day 010
icepotato @icepotato.net · 30/06/2026Once I learn my boss’s parry timings it’s over for him (The CEO appears with a 3x health bar) 031
icepotato @icepotato.net · 26/06/2026The fire at the Eastern Palace? It killed the old Emperor and put the Empress Dowager on the throne, but that was all eight years ago. Why bring it up now? 000
Reposted by icepotatomichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Life doesn't come with an owner's manual, but it does come with a malevolent specter that has appeared to herald moments of great personal misfortune or tragedy to members of your family for generations 08715
Reposted by icepotatoJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/06/2026tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber 242156952869
icepotato @icepotato.net · 20/06/2026Going to a folk festival today and it feels good to acknowledge that I come from a long line of folks. I don’t make a big deal of it bc folk are all over and I don’t endorse everything they get up to, but you may be familiar with our music or at least our tales 120
icepotato @icepotato.net · 17/06/2026Say what you will about the USA but we’ve gone absolutely undefeated since 06/16/27 010
icepotato @icepotato.net · 12/06/2026good themes for a pinball table: * evil wizard * giant monster * robot being assembled * cool sword * the most mundane stuff in the world, like a diner or a mouse trap * late 90s movie tie in with hand drawn art of the actors + VAs giving their best impressions 210
icepotato @icepotato.net · 11/06/2026Book 1: ahh I’m just a small boy looking for my place in this crazy city Book 4: As I drew Astreblrex, my eyes met with Ultrasatan. I summoned my strength to begin casting Murderdeath. It seemed so unfair: I had finally gained dominion over the kingdom, but now the multiverse was at stake. 010
Reposted by icepotatoicepotato @icepotato.net · 03/02/2025is it ethical to order doordash when it is dusk and lightly drizzling? not only is that poor driving conditions its delivery to me and statistically most car accidents happen within a few blocks of my home 051
icepotato @icepotato.net · 30/04/2026They’re saying your works arent engaged enough with the existing literature. They’re agreeing with the premise but saying you didn’t interrogate the underlying causes. They say you have no understanding of your own ideology let alone that of others. They’re saying you’re nice but a hollow shell. 000
Reposted by icepotatoSunglassesCats @sunglassescats.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Godzilla Minus Garfield 042
icepotato @icepotato.net · 26/04/2026Nobody cared who I was until I said ”***No copyright infringement intended i am not the owner of this mask” 000