icepotato @icepotato.net · 28/09/2026“Power blooms from the RTs of an account with lots of followers” - Mao Zedong, who is similar to me in that we both have never made a bad decision in our lives. 051
icepotato @icepotato.net · 28/09/2026Hi, I’m someone who lives far away and has no ability to change anything about your life, here to tell you why you’re doing it all wrong 🥰 any criticism of me is a threat to Our Community and will result in aggressive counterattack 💪 I do this because I love community and I think you are stupid. 140
icepotato @icepotato.net · 27/09/2026Paying for zoom so our accountability and reconciliation sessions stop getting cut off after 40min 020
icepotato @icepotato.net · 11/09/2026you can give a horse Vyvanse but you can't force it to write a status report 020
Reposted by icepotatoTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/09/2026nintendo direct announcer guy orders lunch 21502565
icepotato @icepotato.net · 08/09/2026Homer: Χάριν οἶδά σοι τῆς συμβουλῆς. οὐδὲν πρᾶγμα· ταῦτα πάντα Αἰγύπτιά μοί ἐστιν. 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 08/09/2026(listening to Homer recite the epic poetry): Homer, great stuff. A few notes, some people are going to be washing stonewear or folding tunics, so you might want to throw some more declaratives in there and think about repeating a few premises. 100
icepotato @icepotato.net · 08/09/2026Searle: I have created the cautionary (and slightly racist) Chinese Room to warn about the boundaries of "understanding" for men trapped in filing rooms Tech Companies: We have hired over ten million men and trapped them in filing rooms in order to recreate the Chinese Room 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 08/09/2026Listen, we all made a pact together. A promise we would find stable employment and reliable partnership. And now it’s our last summer together before we turn 40, so this weekend? We’re gonna make those dreams come true. even if we have to leave this airbnb. 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 05/09/2026:goosehonk: is not consent: my 85 page primer on maintaining safe boundaries in your discord kitten relationship 140
icepotato @icepotato.net · 03/09/2026guy holding an "The End Is Near" sign: oh god no i don't believe any of this, i'm just trying to hack engagement to get some visibility to my Patreon. Hey, do you have a dollar? 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 03/09/2026i found terratech from @dominictarason.com and pathogenic from the @garbageday.email discord and by coincidence they both happened to have pretty elaborate building mechanisms icepotato.net/2026/09/02/p...icepotato.netplaying to buildPathogenic, TerraTech Legion, and builds 000
Reposted by icepotatoerykah badon't @yuzupool.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i'll believe ghosts are real when they stop being victorian era bitches who died at the racism factory and instead is an apparition that came back after planking went wrong 29812
icepotato @icepotato.net · 24/08/2026Seattle Post-Intelligencer? Actually ive Been working on post dumber lately but thanks for asking 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 21/08/2026Its time to play Keeper, the game that dares to ask: What if a lighthouse could walk? 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 16/08/2026backloggd.com/u/icepotato/... Ascend to Zero - 3.5/5. good flavor, but you gotta accept some gristle with itbackloggd.comicepotato's review of Ascend to Zero | BackloggdI like the timestop because it has two functions. it works as a room select, pausing enemies while you figure out your route and speeding through rooms you don't want to bother with. it's also your sp... 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 15/08/2026I know not with what weapons woke 3 will be fought but woke 4 will be fought with, actually I don’t know that either 010
icepotato @icepotato.net · 14/08/2026In woke 3.0 we will directly attribute ideas to their original sources. How will this difficult and unwieldy task be accomplished, you ask? Well, that’s where a little thing I like to call the “blockchain” enters the picture -- 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 13/08/2026Me storming in to reenact the resignation scene from The Prisoner but I’m just yelling about how the shared fridge is no longer restocked with my preferred flavor of La Croix 020
icepotato @icepotato.net · 13/08/2026Why should he have to change? I’m the one who sucks *doesn’t change* 020
icepotato @icepotato.net · 12/08/2026Thank you for coming in today. Can you tell us more about your latest dream? No, not that one. Hm. Well, if you can’t recall it, we have no need for your sandwich artistry at this franchise. Farewell. 010
icepotato @icepotato.net · 11/08/2026I’m not mad about the respec I’m mad you’re better at pinball than me, totally different 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 05/08/2026Every red light is optional when you do not recognize the governing authority and also when you’re colorblind 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 05/08/2026Yes officer I was in the carpool lane. my passengers are right here, Rover and Lassie. Sir, you may not believe dogs do not count as “passengers” but I ask you what else could they be? They are occupying my vehicle and tell me what red lights are optional. yes we were speeding after a mail truck. 151
icepotato @icepotato.net · 29/07/2026@matthewseiji.com the infinite library of games struck a chord with me 010
icepotato @icepotato.net · 29/07/2026icepotato.net/2026/07/29/o... bloggin'icepotato.netOperating At ScaleScale, games and trying to find meaning in the infinite 111
icepotato @icepotato.net · 29/07/2026We’ve performed several rounds of alignment training on this cursed monkeys paw and we are now wish to demonstrate how - *finger on the monkey paw curls* 010
icepotato @icepotato.net · 27/07/2026Me: the thing about oral tradition is technology generally displaces its predecessors so by the time we get to short form video— Homer: so when you place this “pizza” upon a “bagel” there are no limits upon its consumption? 012
icepotato @icepotato.net · 26/07/2026Sleepwalking around the castle confessing to my various crimes 100
icepotato @icepotato.net · 25/07/2026If you had to choose between continuing a discourse on a single topic or flipping a coin and eliminating a discourse permanently at the risk of introducing a new, second discourse if you lose, which would you choose and why is any other choice the most moronic possible option? Replies are open! 010
icepotato @icepotato.net · 24/07/2026this is part of the "friendslop" jam critical-distance.com/2026/07/20/b...critical-distance.comBlogs of the Round Table: Friendslop JamHappy Monday, Readers (and Writers)! We’re practicing some necromancy today by bringing back a beloved and long-running feature to Critical Distance: the Blogs of the Round Table! Originally … 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 24/07/2026heres my windmill and im tiliting babey icepotato.net/2026/07/23/b... #borticepotato.netBeware Microgenre Names Bearing Gifts“Slop” is fun to say, and fortunately has no … 120
Reposted by icepotatofurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD! 2655611573
Reposted by icepotatomichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Off-pudding? Brother what do you mean I am ALWAYS on that pudding 19820
icepotato @icepotato.net · 10/07/2026thanks patrick, i really appreciate this. we had the same problem with disney + as you note at the end and it drove me fucking insane for about a week until my kids got bored of it + my hectoring of them as they watched. 000
icepotato @icepotato.net · 09/07/2026look I could renew my vanity domain or I could revert to the default handle but I kind of enjoy being a invalid handle cryptid 030
icepotato @icepotato.net · 07/07/2026“Lock in”? I am fully locked out. I am reclined sipping on a beer in the sunshine. I have lost my house keys and that is a problem for the future. 020
icepotato @icepotato.net · 03/07/2026Yeah it leans hard into some tropey stuff where you just gotta throw up your hands and go with the ride 010
icepotato @icepotato.net · 03/07/2026About as much fun to complain about as it is to read lmao , the last book finally popped up on my library queue today 110
icepotato @icepotato.net · 03/07/2026Asking my children if they’re ready for some news that might emotionally harm them before telling them it’s shower day 010
icepotato @icepotato.net · 03/07/2026Also A Natural History of Dragons, a Victorian era naturalist fantasy on dragons where a lady scientist travels the world doing adventures 110
icepotato @icepotato.net · 03/07/2026Brent Week’s Lightbringer series (starting with Black Prism) is some of the goofiest fantasy epic shit I’ve read but I keep turning the pages. What if colors were magic? Naomi Noviks Temeraire series. alt Napoleonic history with talking dragons where a dragon corp gets dragged to every continent 100
icepotato @icepotato.net · 03/07/2026Foundryside is fun, on book 4 now. Starts as “so you like hard magic systems, huh?” And ends with ”when you extend fantasy logic to its ultimate conclusion you’re gonna get some Borg in there” 020
icepotato @icepotato.net · 30/06/2026Once I learn my boss’s parry timings it’s over for him (The CEO appears with a 3x health bar) 031