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Pushing40

@icantwait.bsky.social
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Pissed off American woman with a sense of humor. It’s a difference in morality, not a difference of opinion anymore. Big Chappell fan. I’m your favorite dad joke’s favorite dad joke. And don’t DM me REEEEE

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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Why don’t J6 sympathizers ever talk about Rosanne Boyland?
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TepidLatte ♿ @tepidlatte.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Apparently, that Amendment doesn't apply unless Congress passes a bunch of enabling legislation on the third full moon of an odd-numbered month while invoking Baphomet's name and sacrificing a fatted calf. It's in the small print somewhere. Meanwhile, gun rights are absolute.
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🥒🐸🌮🦋 Anemia B @anemiab.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
We shouldn’t have allowed someone to leap frog the concession speech. At the bare minimum, we should have made him go first.
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Turns out democracy dies in January.
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Fuck Aileen Cannon
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 06/01/2025
NEW from former Capitol Police Sgt. Aquilino Gonell: "I feel let down by the members of Congress who turned their backs on us even as we saved their lives....I did my part. They did not do theirs." www.thebulwark.com/p/january-6t...
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I Was Nearly Killed on Jan. 6th. Four Years Later, I Feel Betrayed All Over Again.
The people whose lives I protected sided with my attackers. But they weren’t the only ones to let me down.
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SarahBCalif @sarahbca.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I have my Kamala Won flag fashioned with weapons, my flak jacket, walkie-talkie, and bear spray. I’m ready to storm the Capitol and smear my feces on the walls tomorrow to Stop The Steal. Said no sane democrat ever because we’re not in a cult.
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Why do I feel so nauseated today? Oh right. We’re certifying the results of an election won by an enemy of the United States because we excused his selfish, traitorous, DEADLY actions from 4 years ago.
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Man contorting his body into a pretzel. “Dems who stayed home or voted third party for Palestine, trying to sniff their own farts.”
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Man contorts his body to tie himself into a human pretzel. “MAGA explaining why it’s not a big deal that Trump is on Epstein’s flight logs.”
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Them: Sex is ONLY for procreation. Me: Do you have sex with your wife when she’s already pregnant? Them: …? Me: DO YOU have sex with your wife when she’s ALREADY PREGNANT?
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I haven’t had the stomach for dystopian novels since the evening of November 5th, 2024.
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Everyone I know who needs food stamps is working 40+hrs/wk for a mega corporation. Stop letting them fool you into thinking these are all lazy people who don’t work.
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Negan @rogernegan.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Maybe Trump can start a GoFundMe for the victims of the Bourbon Street attack and then just keep that money too.
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MC Grammer @mc-grammer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Wait, so he wasn’t an illegal alien from Greenland that crossed the border through eagle pass, ate all the cats in Springfield, took all the tech jobs and then became an ISIS operative from listening to woke transgenders in San Francisco?
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
John Roberts is very upset that the public has lost confidence in John Roberts and the institution John Roberts leads following a series of confidence-cratering actions by John Roberts and his colleagues, and therefore would like everyone to know that this is not John Roberts' fault, it's yours.
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
As much as I hate to say this about 2024… Can we redo it? I think we filled out the wrong circles.
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
The only people who enjoy going out on NYE are the lightweights. They come out, spill drinks, throw up, yell, fall over. They act like I’m not already doing that any other day of the year.
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I lived in Atlantic City in the early 00’s and the collective sentiment regarding DJT was, “fuck that guy.” It wasn’t political. It was common knowledge that he’s a con artist and a prick. How he was elected AGAIN after wiping his square-shaped dirty ass with us is beyond me. Fuck that guy.
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I’ve matured since November 5th. Let us all channel our inner Pete Buttigieg and calmly, politely, and respectfully explain to all these fucks how they fucked everything up and how we can move forward.
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Another unexpected square on my 2024 bingo card- Agreeing with Laura Loomer.
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Remember that time Trump was so fascinated that a kid spun in a tornado that he didn’t give a single shit about the kid’s family dying?
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Trump shows ‘zero-empathy' towards 8-year-old boy's family killed in tornado
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
DO YA ????? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKIELETON WHOSE NOTICED THAT MEDIATING SOCIAL INTERACTONS THRU THERE PHONE SEEM'S TO MAKE EVERY THING LOOK WORSE THAN IT WOULD BE OTHER WISE ,AND WHEN ALMOST EVERY "SOCIAL NETWORK" IS A COMPUTER PROGRAM DESIGNED BY PEOPLE WHO DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIALIZING OR NETWORKS, AND CONSTRUCTED TO MAKE MONEY FOR PSYCOPATH INVESTOR'S, IT COULD BE THAT DA END PRODUCT WE USE ALL DAY COLORS OUR EXPERIENCE'S IN A WAY THAT IS INTRINSIC AND NEGATIVE , BUT WHAT EVER IM EATING JINJERBREAD AND DRINKIN A CINAMMON FLAVOR BEER RIGHT NOW, AND I HOPE YOUR KICKEN ASS OUT THERE TOO, -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN OH SHIT FORGFOT TO PUT THE TEXT ON THERE IT SAYS "YA LIKE TO TALK SHIT ONLINE ? HOW ABOUT OU TALK SHIT TO ME IN REAL LIFE IF GIVE S ME MORE SOCIAL CUES AND ICAN INDERPRET YOUR TONE MORE EFFECTIVLY MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN ANYWAY JUST ANOTHER GRAPHIC ABOUT CAPTALISM AND HOW IT SEEKS ANY INCREMENTAL PROFIT AT THE COST OF OUR HAPPINESS
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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Funny comic strip of a devil and a person in hell.
“welcome to hell”
“this isn't so bad”
“I’m going to teach you the rules of this board ga-“
“NOOOOO!”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
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Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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Kaylan_TX @kaylan.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Oh nothing, just going though some of my old receipts of tweets their own base would would attack them over…🙃 Doubt his fanboys have ever seen this tweet🤭
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Other98 @other98.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I can’t decide if Travis is bad at Wheel of Fortune or if this is just a really good Prevagen ad.
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thomas @perfectsweeties.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
guy who invented the burrito: check it out. convenient and tasty chipotle: what if it was crazy wet guy: chipotle: like what if the second half of the burrito was just drippy as hell
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Atticus Finch @atticus10.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Some dude in a pickup drove super slow in the left lane with no attempt to move over. Just selfishly hogged the passing lane no matter who he was fucking over. I passed him on the right, he looked over at me because he knew I was pissed. Guess what hat he was wearing? GUESS WHAT HAT HE WAS WEARING?
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Next time I wake up in the middle of the night cringing about something I did in my past, I will remind myself it’s not nearly as humiliating as when Nancy Mace forgot to log into her burner account
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/12/2024
Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer theonion.com/insurance-co...
Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer

-The Onion
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AntifaPuddin’Pop @antifapuddinpop.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
We're not watching the Inauguration, right? RIGHT?
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Negan @rogernegan.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
This
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I got a bill from UHC today for a script they decided not to cover and I just wish I could walk around with that sort of audacity this week
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Swamp Witch 🍂🎃 @beneathhergaze.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Idk, hearing about his politics dried my pussy up faster than a spilled soda in a Phoenix parking lot in July, so
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Luigi mangione to Brian Thompson:
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Tonight on Inside Edition when they pivoted from the CEO murder story to a chihuahua video.
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
disgrace
Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people

Panel 1: A grayscale person covered in brown stains and surrounded by flies is saying: "If you don't let me into your house right now you are suppressing my free speech. You need to debate me in the free marketplace of ideas if there is some disagreement you believe is relevant here."

Panel 2: From a different angle we see that the shit person is talking to a green person, who has their hand on a door.

Green: "You are smeared in your own shit. So no. Absolutely not."

Shit: "But I haven't even smeared shit in your apartment yet!"

Panel 3: The green person slams the door.

Shit: "What an absolute disgrace. This is exactly why I need to bring my friends here so we can smear shit all over the place."
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David Hughes @filmcritic.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
nobody is more persecuted than me, the guy brave enough to stand up for everything everyone in power already believes
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Pushing40 @icantwait.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If you get to a 4-way stop and then wave on the driver that clearly showed up after you, you need a ticket. You’re not being polite; you’re being a nuisance.
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xpressmgnt.bsky.social @xpressmgnt.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Ouch, that's gonna hit Moby Musk, the Great Pale White Whale right in the narcissism.
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Tris @trisresists.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Such a simple cartoon that really speaks volumes.
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