Mind Over Matter ... @adawehi369.bsky.social · 13/12/2024maga behaviors have nothing to do with jesus ... but we will never turn our hearts to their dark place ... 000
Wankpuffin @wankpuffin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024And then Jesus said unto the Children - this is an AR15…. It will bring you to me quicker 0100
Traci Flumer @tflumeri.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Christian religion, where they promise to take care of you, and then look down on you behind your back. 000
John Tilmon @datlwork.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Jesus: love your neighbor MAGA: build a wall Jesus: don't cause your brother to stumble MAGA: fuck your feelings 000
oldbriquet1952.bsky.social @oldbriquet1952.bsky.social · 13/12/2024The new Christians of Republican party 🥳 010
Stanimal @stanimal-68.bsky.social · 13/12/2024One of my favorite movies lines is from School Ties. Dr. Bartram: ...and the meek shall inherit the earth. David Green: I wonder how meek they'll be when they do, sir. MAGAts are Power mad and drunk. Very bad combination 000
Kinta I. Naomi @kintanaomi.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Be careful. There are a lot of “christians” who don’t read the word, and may take this literally. Wish I was joking. 2150
imjustasking.bsky.social @imjustasking.bsky.social · 13/12/2024The fact that some think big government and more taxes would be Jesus's solution to these needs is troublimg evidence that the government has become religion to many. Blessed be the tax men, politicians, and beaureaucrats? 000
NutMeg @casuallychaotic.bsky.social · 13/12/2024"The Good Samaritan stopped to help the injured man, and was immediately seized by Immigration Officers and deported. "The injured man bled to death in the gutter, warm in the knowledge that the foreigner would trouble his land no more. And the puddle of his own blood too, of course." 010
Beryl Simkins @chrisky3.bsky.social · 14/12/2024So many have lost sight of the meaning of Christianity. 021
Sharon MearnsWagner @slw73.bsky.social · 13/12/2024"Am I my brother's keeper?" I don't think so.media.tenor.coma woman in a black and red outfit is dancing in a roomALT: a woman in a black and red outfit is dancing in a room 010
James Watson @jameswatsonblog.bsky.social · 13/12/2024media.tenor.coma poster that says draw near to god and he will draw near to you on itALT: a poster that says draw near to god and he will draw near to you on it 100
Cygnus, the god of balance @thebeneficentoz.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Then Jesus said unto the unhoused: There is no such thing as being homeless 030
Slappy Squirrel @slappysquirrel2000.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Then Jesus said unto the homeless "No home? We'll take care of that. We'll throw you in jail." 000
Roger @existentiallyme.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Jesus was prescient. Surprised they left these comments out of the new testament. 000
Laura B @noodle557.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Welcome to Dystopia It's crazy, dictator donny and his ilk are 1984 2001 a Space odyssey "I'm sorry Dave I'm afraid I can't do that" Attack of the Zombies Planet of the Apes The Stand all rolled into one Elon says it'll be "The great extinction" I say no doubt 000
Tyler Bender (She/Her) 💙🦋💙🦋 @tbender.bsky.social · 13/12/2024 Matthew 11:28-30: "Give me your tired, your poor; your huddled masses yearning to breathe free; the wretched refuse of your teeming shore; send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me. I lift my lamp beside the golden door". Guess they are reading a different Bible? 120
Stay Spicy, kids ♾️ @howdidwegethere.bsky.social · 13/12/2024It's maddening to know that people think their taxes pay for things their taxes don't pay for. If congress needed to collect taxes in order to spend money, that would be one thing but that's not how that works 010
theresa-i-10901.bsky.social @theresa-i-10901.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I don’t think anything pusses me off more than these people who pretend to be religious! 000
Sandi Walters @srzjswalters.bsky.social · 12/12/2024It amazes me that the so called”Christians” never ask their Jesus what he would do before making difficult decisions that have huge impacts on the needy people around them. 151
Shamelessly Mediocre Chad @chadfreeman.bsky.social · 12/12/2024"Go ahead! Pull yourself up by your sandal straps!" 010
ostrakon.bsky.social @ostrakon.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Did Jesus pull himself up by his own bootstraps? 000
thebarkinggallery.bsky.social @thebarkinggallery.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Republicans Christocrites don't see Jesus as anyone they should emulate, they see him as their "Get Out of Any Moral Obligations and Demand Forgiveness After-the-Fact" pass. 1250
Lori @babalori.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Yup. Whoever wrote this knows (or knows of) the REAL Jesus. As a follower, my heart breaks as His name is dragged through the mud by Trump worshipers. 010
Peeves @oceanblue42.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Well, I just won 40 cents on my nickel bet on Fanduel for tonight’s game… so, I don’t think I’m the *poor* in this Jesus talk. ✌️ 010
Bil Richardson @bilrichardson.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Yeah, though I walk in the valley of the shadow of death, no one will give a shit. 000
(O))+hiel @othiel24.bsky.social · 12/12/2024You'd think the right wouldn't think Jesus is woke now. He literally spit in the faces of the sick and needy. 000
rframirez.bsky.social @rframirez.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Jesus: "If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also." Christians: "stand your ground! you can kill someone if you feel threatened" 2120
Dee @bluelagoop.bsky.social · 13/12/2024They would kick out the actual Jesus, because he was brown. The Jesus they embrace and follow is orange 🍊 and not anything like the guy in the Book 000
Bottomless Iced Teas @fazylucker.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I’ve read somewhere that if Jesus was alive today, conservatives will cancel him 😂 1120
cassandrasp3aks.bsky.social @cassandrasp3aks.bsky.social · 13/12/2024That wasn’t Jesus. Just like Christian Nationalists aren’t Christians. 020
jonathanmlewis.bsky.social @jonathanmlewis.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Then Jesus said unto the Christian John 16:2....... 000
Marc Driftmeyer @marc-driftmeyer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Even mythological heroes getting trolled these days. 010
Star @avostarowo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024OOOOOOOH its THIS translation of the bible people are following these days. It's so hard to keep up with all the different translations man 020
harkster35.bsky.social @harkster35.bsky.social · 13/12/2024This is so wrong but has become so true 050
Sons of Coachella @javiermt.bsky.social · 12/12/2024... Christian Nationalist version of Jesus with an AR-15 ... 010
Darryl Collins @darryl901.bsky.social · 12/12/2024They are slowly coming to the conclusion that the Jesus doesn't coincide with their modern beliefs. Which I mean, they say they warship Jesus, but act like it's really genghis kahn or Vlad dracul the third their worshipping. I digress, they did just vote for the modern day caligula 010
NG @ngrippel.com · 13/12/2024Whatever/whether Jesus of Nazarath was, his US Christian Nationalist followers have more in common with Inquisitors/Crusaders from the Middle Ages than the 2nd/3rd-hand reporting (+voluminous editing driven by political situations) of what Christ’s message allegedly was. www.ngrippel.com/ideo.htmlngrippel.comideo 020
What's the difference between Holocaust & Genocide? The spelling @wikipickie.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Then Jesus said to the sinner - the rapist, the groper, the child molester, the bully, the liar, the thief, the swindler, the snake oil salesman - "Confess, repent and your sins willl be ..oh shit" 000
Tawy Watchman @tasianwatchman.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Excerpted from Trump Bible, now mandatory in schools. 030
Silkgirl101 @silkgirl101.bsky.social · 13/12/2024You're referring to the orange jesus here, obviously. 🌊🟧🌈🇺🇦🇺🇸🏞️💙 000
Zhu Zhanji @zhuzhanji.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Cursed are the meek For they are losers - Donald Trump 0151
Boiled Like Frogs @leedsjohnlufc.bsky.social · 13/12/2024And Jesus said to the US people of the promised land, slaughter the palestinian children, fore they are the seed of Hamas! Supply finances to send dumb bombs, to indiscriminately kill all, fore that is the word of the lord your god! 000
Dan Weber @dan-weber.bsky.social · 13/12/2024www.aclu.org/action Join the ACLU and help stop civil rights violations Before they start this time.aclu.orgActions Archive | American Civil Liberties Union 000
algonquin403.bsky.social @algonquin403.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Funny how fundamentalists are self righteously pious and blundered simultaneously 020
sdk3.bsky.social @sdk3.bsky.social · 13/12/2024This is the gospel according to MAGA. Doesn’t even remotely resemble true Christianity. 000
mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Jesus was so dumb he didn't even monetize his healing power. 050
dariaplote.bsky.social @dariaplote.bsky.social · 12/12/2024youtu.be/Blph_2RSBno?... You may like this youtube video. It is all about the evils of Christian nationalism, and it is not Christianity.youtu.beJames Talarico Delivers Sermon Against Christian NationalismYouTube video by James Talarico 251
Karl @karlvilca.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Didn't Jesus say: "Blessed are the cheese makers"? Or was that Monty Python? I get mixed up in my old age. 140
ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Has anyone noticed when the religious right quotes the Bible, they use the Old Testament or the letters of Paul? It's hard to turn Jesus' words into hate speech 1332
Bobafettywap @wizcauliflower.bsky.social · 12/12/2024youtu.be/Gc-LJ_3VbUA?...youtu.beAl Franken's "Supply Side Jesus" comic - animatedYouTube video by Rippley Ripples 010
fredfarstonee.bsky.social @fredfarstonee.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Jesus the greatest story ever sold 000
cat4reid.bsky.social @cat4reid.bsky.social · 12/12/2024GOP Jesus youtube.com/watch?v=SZ2L...youtube.com 020
ahbawokawa.bsky.social @ahbawokawa.bsky.social · 13/12/2024is this in the new signed trump bible? 020
📚Mrs. English teaches English📚 @yogamom3452.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Wow-everyone should be able to understand this. Maybe🤷♀️ 000
Rick Thorne @rickthorne.bsky.social · 13/12/2024"Blessed are the meek, for one day they will get a clue and stop being pathetic losers". They're not called the "Beat-da-losers" for nothin'! 000
sherrygadberry01.bsky.social @sherrygadberry01.bsky.social · 12/12/2024And all of the ‘Christian’s’ say “amen”. 😤🤮🤬 020
Harlan the Barbarian @harlanski89.bsky.social · 13/12/2024And Jesus did look upon them and sayeth he "Bruh" 030
Matt Womack @isauntervaguely.bsky.social · 12/12/2024They really don't believe their own book. I don't believe it, but I'm an atheist. But they REALLY don't believe in it. 010
OffTheShoulderofOrion @drtyirishtactx.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Unironically, jesus did say the fuck the poor on at least one occasion. 010
Ken Schwartz @kscreation.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I know for a fact that these fascist would not fit through the eye of the needle. 1180
kevrobbo.bsky.social @kevrobbo.bsky.social · 12/12/2024And Jesus said the chances of of a rich man getting to heaven is like getting a camel through the eye of the needle 000
Inigo Montoyota 🇨🇦 @inigomontoyota.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Since we are talking about a certain segment of US society, should you not include some type of Sarcasm notice/warning? 000
Thomas Sparrevohn @thomas-sparrevohn.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Yep - that seems what the evangelical people are just about thinking - well not all of them - there are still decent people ❤️ 120
Konan the Metal Scholar @konanmetalscholar.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I refuse to call certain people Christians, and use terms Mammomites and Trump Idolators 020
outofduckstogive.bsky.social @outofduckstogive.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Funny how they always miss the part where he chased money-changers around beating them with a whip to an inch of their lives. 1160
Tan Theory 💜 Scruffa @4livingtheory.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I will never get over a recent story about a priest, gave a sermon- maybe sermon in the mount- and a couple parishioners came up after & asked where he got that story. He said from Jesus in the Bible. They replied that it was too woke. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ 051
Give War A Chance @houfek.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I don't really care what that hobo says in any case. 000
Curious Lightsworn @curiouslightsworn.bsky.social · 12/12/2024It is always interesting how religious affiliation affects political affiliation despite an inherent promise and value that the church and state should remain separate. Guess that's just how the cookie crumbles. 030
Freelaxx @freelaxx.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Then Musk says to the homeless: "You lie, you are violent, drug zombies with dead eyes and needles and human feces on the street.” Then Trump says to the homeless: "You should be forced into treatment or face arrest. I will bring back mental institutions and create tent cities for this treatment." 040
TammyR @ramzmom0996.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I’ve missed you and Mrs. Finch! So glad to see you here! 010
Michael A Harring @grafgal4ever.bsky.social · 13/12/2024This is the version of Jesus that should have been crucified. I would even furnish the nails! Not the compassionate, loving and kind Jesus I was raised to believe in. Unfortunately in the New Testament it ends up being the good ones dying young. (Jesus was only 33 y/o when he died.) 000
Political Bors @politicalbors.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I distinctly remember Jesus saying that at the end times he will get people claiming they preached in His name and he will banish them saying “I don’t know you.” Now, I may end up being there since salvation is not guaranteed until death but I can think of many goats. 030
Yuzu @yuwuzubelle.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Poor world... What did we do to turn into this.... Mess- (a lot) 020
Roscoe the Dog @thirdsunrising.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Blessed are the rich, for they are the job creators. Blessed are the powerful, for God hath bestowed this power upon them. Blessed are the good guys with guns, for they protect all. Blessed are the uneducated, for their votes shall bring forth the glory of God’s chosen orange julius 0140
🦋ILyria🦋🌊 @ilyria.bsky.social · 15/12/2024No, actually that’s what fake Christians would say to Jesus 010
Craig Parietti @bluecjp.bsky.social · 13/12/2024All you right wing Christians…Jesus is not on your side!!!! 010
Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 12/12/2024The story of the Samaritan... Was he good? I don't know. We sent his ass back to Samaria! 050
Christine Kaercher @chriskaercher.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Yo! Atticus! Missed you for about 18 mos., since I left the Bird and went to the Spool…glad to have found you again 😊 010
Liz Lawless @lizthelawless.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Said something about pulling yourselves up by the bootstraps as I recall. 000
spindrjohn.bsky.social @spindrjohn.bsky.social · 13/12/2024The USA bombed and poisoned Indo China, helped instal Pinochet in Chile…Trump will show you how it feels to be the enemy. 000
donotpanic1.bsky.social @donotpanic1.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I have a deep belief that no one would recognize Jesus these days. Just had a discussion with a Christian on Mike Johnson. She said he is a good man. I said he’s a misogynist little shit. 010
Stampedehero @thestampedehero.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Quotes from the Chinese manufactured Trump Bible 070
Angel Dina Reynolds (Author) @scribling-cleric.bsky.social · 13/12/2024My mom has an issue with any measure that doesn’t specifically and directly benefit her life. She has an issue currently with the city’s funding of teenagers’ bus passes. I asked her if she would rather have them driving. She said “no”. But to her it is “taxation without representation.” 020
Dee @whitchyprincess.bsky.social · 13/12/2024These are the “religious” statements that should be posted in schools lol. 020
AskCourtney / Trauma Counselor @askcourtney.bsky.social · 13/12/2024HealthCARE has anything but care in it 😪 000
Mart in NJ @martinnj-blue.bsky.social · 13/12/2024It is high time we Put Christ Back in . . . the Christian Churches. 020
DougZillaGorilla @dougzillagorilla.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Some folks didn't bother to read the Sermon on the Mount and it shows. 2151
