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Why couldn’t it just be spaghetti?!

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 2h
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NBC Sports @nbc-sports.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RT @ChicagoBears: Player. Coach. Legend. Mike Ditka embodied the spirit of Chicago and will be deeply missed. chicagobears.com
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
moist Bill
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
England really said eff them kids 😭
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/09/2026
Trump White House misspells “United” on the official “super intelligence” document with AI executives. Instead of “President of the United States,” it reads: “President of the Unites States.” Nothing says “super intelligence” quite like misspelling the name of the country.
Screenshot of a Truth Social post from Donald J. Trump’s verified @realDonaldTrump account displaying a signed document titled “Joint Commitment on Frontier Responsibilities.” The document outlines voluntary AI safety and oversight commitments for companies developing frontier artificial intelligence models. On the right side are signatures and company labels for leaders including Sundar Pichai of Google, Dario Amodei of Anthropic, Mark Zuckerberg of Meta, Greg Brockman of OpenAI, Elon Musk of xAI, and Jensen Huang of Nvidia. Near the center-right, Donald J. Trump’s large signature appears above the printed title identifying him as president. The title contains a noticeable typo: instead of “President of the United States,” it reads, “President of the Unites States,” misspelling “United” as “Unites.”
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 26/09/2026
Texas Tech LB Austin Romaine has two pick-sixes on back-to-back plays. Sam Houston overheard saying "They won't lettuce complete a pass"
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Ian @iansr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rough day to be a fan of Chicago sports teams
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Sad Cat
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I FUCKING LOVE PUNTS
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/09/2026
LOL -- Fox News ticks through all of Ken Paxton's scandals with on air graphics during an interview with Ken Paxton and Bret Baier says, "there's a long list here"
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Ian @iansr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Clemsontigers Alabama
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ken Paxton has now accepted over $77,000 from men who sexually assaulted women and children and appear in the Epstein Files.
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cole Palmer remaining unbothered never gets old🤣
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Ian @iansr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#BlackCatAppreciationDay
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🎃 ianthe's inferno🦇🦴 @ianthe.online · 17/08/2026
pitch looks diabolical
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Ian @iansr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Can’t wait to catch the highlight on Fandango!
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Ian @iansr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What even are pants?! @seanrosales.bsky.social
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Homer Simpson: I Have Misplaced My Pants
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Peppa Pig being sent off
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 15/08/2026
COLUMBIA FROM THE TOP ROPE????
FOOTBALL
Columbia Football
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Out of respect for Jayden Daniels, we have removed the 5-yard line from our field
F.I.G.H.T.
#RoarLionRoar
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ONLY HERE
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FlyersGoalScoredBy @flyersgoalscoredby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
MLB: lets play a game in a cornfield, to envoke the spirit of yesteryear, to recall an analog time that was more intimate. NETFLIX: we're gonna bevel the SHIT outta the scorebug. Who wants an INNER SHADOW
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Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
New Bodo/Glimt Bro just dropped.
Bodo/Glimt forward Mikkel Bro
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Howard Dalton @howarddalton.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Smart people voted for this?
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doc spookman @docshartman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
[under breath] holy fuckin shit
Cinemagic theatre with three movies on the marquee: starship troopers, mars attacks and tremors
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Dodgers are 4-8 since visiting the White House including six straight losses. 
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Brad @ballskwok.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Cubs win!!! Sweeeeeeep the Dodgers!
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Sara Sanchez @bcbsara.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My AL and NL team definitely understand the assignment
The two arm handshake meme with the Cubs and Red Sox beating the Dodgers
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The people who rant about “DEI hires” are totally cool with the fact that the Chair of the House Judiciary Committee couldn’t even pass the Bar exam.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Very cool that Shopify’s CEO thinks the poor should have far less of a vote than the rich. Still worth that ad read money, folks?
Shopify CEO Tobi Lutke says “good system.” In response to the following proposal: 

“Interesting... what about weighted voting proportional to the level of income tax you pay? (no income tax paid - O vote, $1-100k - 1 vote, $100-200k 2 votes and so on... cap it at 5 votes for $500k+. For those that constantly complain about the wealthy not paying tax/fair share they'd have nothing to worry about right? Why not reward representation of taxation and build a democracy around those that foot the bill?”
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
At the Mariners game…
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Hawkeye8 @hawkeye8.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
And he fell asleep during the match
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 22/07/2026
NEWS: WV GOP Assistant Majority Leader Elliott Pritt has been arrested and charged with enticing a minor after allegedly grooming a 15-year-old through Roblox and Snapchat, then having her meet him in his classroom. GOP leadership won't call for his resignation.
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Spudislander45 🇨🇦❤️🌎💪🫡 @spudislander45.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It was a moment for #Spain’s #WorldCup football team to receive accolades well earned. As players crossed the stage for trophies and medals, they received congratulatory hand shakes and applause from #PMCarney, #PresidentScheinbaum, #PresidentTrump. Some more enthusiastic than others. #cdnpoli
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 20/07/2026
Official trailer for ‘Avengers Doomsday’ In theaters December 18
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Again. Swear that’s never happened before today. bsky.app/profile/tari...
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Ian @iansr.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Holy shit he lined up with them like he did something 🫥
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 19/07/2026
BREAKING: SPAIN DEFEATS ARGENTINA 1-0 TO WIN THE WORLD CUP
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
DOINK!
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Poorly Drawn Arsenal @poorlydrawnarsenal.com · 19/07/2026
Argentina’s one shot this game went right into Merino’s face.
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
NatureButMakeItSports 👋
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Glum Rock @jimblower.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Little bit of jostling in the Argentina penalty area before the corner is taken. #SPAARG #ESPARG
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
LOL.
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Uh-oh 👀
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Davor Mondom @dmondom.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
*spins wheel* The Muppets will open for *spins wheel* BTS, who will segue to *spins wheel* Ted Lasso
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 19/07/2026
Close enough. Count it
East Rutherford to Ithaca, NY
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Oli @oliaworth96.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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James Tyler @jamestylerespn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
fair play, didn't realize Tom Cruise had managed to fit 61 games for Torquay in amid filming all the Mission Impossibles
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Dawn of the final day
2 pausa de hidratación remain
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Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 19/07/2026
they turned the World Cup final into a summer Super Bowl 😬
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