iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

A brand new #Amiibo figure, The Question Block, will be launching August 28 in North America. Scanning the Amiibo into select Mario titles, such as "Super Mario Bros.™ Wonder – Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park" will give you fun surprises, like draining your entire bank account!

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🎆 oceaned min 🎆 @oceanminex.myatproto.social · 30/05/2026

Repost to scare Bluesky developers

Scott the Woz leaning on a TV that says “PORN” on it

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Ian Hawkins @ianohawkins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

*right-wing commentators describing Mamdani's New York:* "New York has five boroughs: Manhattan, The Bronk, Slovenia, and the Soviet Union."

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vozer 🎀 @vozer.cafe · 20/04/2026

for a second i thought the onion infowars website was this one and thought this article was a shitpost

Video: 'Homophobic' 6-Week-Old
Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him
'There Is No Mama'

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Roo @roobyroo.crocodiles.online · 18/03/2026

Sorry for the crop on this one, seraph closed their Twitter account so the original screengrab is lost. This is an iFunny crop lol Generation Fucked, 1995-2000, cursive, VHS cassettes, CDs, payphones, tiktok

@sleepyseraph on Twitter:

proposing a generation between millenials and zoomers roughly 1995-2000 where zoomers hate u and millenials r too tired to even begin to offer u any advice. im calling it Generation Fucked

11:19 PM 23 Aug 19 - Twitter for iPhone

You May Be Part of Generation Fucked If You:
- were taught cursive, but it was shortly after cut from the curriculum
- had VHS cassettes and CDs side by side
- vaguely remember seeing payphones but never using one
- face deep existential dread every day
- dont have tiktok

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Arcane Bullshit @arcanebullshit.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I don't know what this is. Is this something?

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Geoffrey Cubbage @geoffreycubbage.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

How do you do my fellow penguins

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Super Animal Royale @animalroyale.com · 05/12/2025

We’re turning Dr. Dogna into a vinyl, with smaller, stickier Zombie Joes for your monitor. To celebrate, we’re giving away 2 sets of each with Youtooz! Like, comment, and retweet this post to enter. Winners will be chosen when the campaign launches on Friday, Dec 12th.

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Ian Hawkins @ianohawkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

One of my running challenges is trying to sell the cathode ray tube & innards of a vintage 24" color television. The electronics do work, I just want to avoid disposing of something that someone else could get a lot of enjoyment out of still.

A vintage Heathkit color television with a screen of 24 inches. The vaccum tubes inside are quite heavy. Main goal behind selling the innards is to empty out the cabinet.

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Ian Hawkins @ianohawkins.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

post a random picture because hort

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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

i would unironically pay money to see you do a bit where you read out or explained random smbc's in character as rorschach

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

engagement bait isn't cool. repost if you agree

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happy_homhom @happy-homhom.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

🎮 Just released: penpen is now playable on beep8! No install needed — works on iPhone, Android, and desktop right in your browser. Try it here: beep8.org/b8/beep8.htm... #IndieGame #GameDev #SoloDev #IndieDev #GameDesign #WIP #Devlog #IndieGameDev #IndieGames #IndieLove #PixelArt #beep8 #pico8

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Ian Hawkins @ianohawkins.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Ok, so normally I am vehemently against LLM chatbot use of any kind, but on the other hand I'd say give the New York Times what they're looking for here: a way to sue chatgpt for copyrighted material. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/06/openai-confronts-user-panic-over-court-ordered-retention-of-chatgpt-logs/

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Ian Hawkins @ianohawkins.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Had a thought so I had to bring it to life (death?)

A monochromatic cartoon chicken on a yellow background with an exxagerated tire track through it's midsection. In all-caps sarif font, the word "TREAD".

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Ian Hawkins @ianohawkins.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Fired up blender to hop back on the shitposting train

A rendered 3d text from blender proclaiming
"TEN THOUSAND ORPHANS
I MEAN REALLY C'MON MAN"

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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

My review of Civ 7 so far is that it is seriously hindering my wildly expansionist, wonder building/stealing, conquistajerk tendencies. What's a great leader through the ages supposed to do? *NOT* grease the wheels of empire with blood?

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