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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Digital feudalism for the willing. Sounds bad, but you'll get used to it.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Anybody who doesn't vote Wülf won't have a heart, more like... 🤣

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Wedding Present. The Velvet Underground. The Cure. Stereolab. Cardiacs.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

here's Sunday's post: "rogue nation, moron president" — Preznit Fuckwit is why we can’t have nice things. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This week, Mr Pip has barked at Volumetric flasks Chowder C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate The Fallschirmjäger Slopes Chervil Petrichor Somnolence Thinking that firing up a Harley at 6 am is OK Triremes Paul's letters to the Corinthians Coal and Beccles.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wonder how many of these are bought unironically?

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I wish people would use his real name. If we're allowed to use nicknames, might I suggest Fashy McCuntface?

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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Extradite Daniel Thomas to France for endangering a French life and the UK will be a safer place" via The UK Against Hate

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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"ANOTHER REFORM COUNCILLOR GONE 😆 Ivor Robinson has resigned as a Dudley councillor altogether, just months after winning St James’s seat for Reform UK in May. This isn’t a defection or a switch to independent. His resignation means the seat is vacant and a by-election will follow." via Celia Leigh

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's the subtle hints that give it away, isn't it..?

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Willard Foxton @willardfoxton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think it's absolutely mad that today there's a *national news story* about 400 oil platform workers losing their jobs, and the government being blamed. 25% of the UK TV industry lost their jobs in the last 4 years and we never hear a peep about it! Some jobs are 'real jobs' I guess.

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Lady Bee Middlemast-Neal @mistyswoman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

#SpotTheScammer @soulcollectionsug.bsky.social Ugandan scammer begging for money for "Soul collections Ug" which they claim is an NGO. There is no trace of an organisation of that name. eregistry.ursb.go.ug/search-resul...

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

OTD in 1939 the German–Soviet victory parade took place in Polish town of Brest-Litovsk. As allies, we celebrated liberating Poland from the Poles

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Being a child of the 70s, I always thought that quicksand and The Bermuda Triangle would have a major impact on my life. How wrong I was. It was an addictive personality and an over-inflated sense of self wot done it. Regrets? Yes. Fond memories? Yep.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Demand a double espresso and walk out of there with your head held high! Whatever happens next is down to you* *Do not take any 'advice' from me.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You have to shove the confectionery straight into yer gob and hand the utensils back. Show dominance.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I go for the throwing ones nowadays. I'm too old to catch the bastards

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You ever seen those photos of Trump and Putin with Obama?

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

That day will come. He'll 'nod off' in the middle of a meeting. Someone will nudge him to wake him up and, all of a sudden, the cameras will be ushered out of the room. He's going to die on live TV

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Fr Modigliani Latchico @frmo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Considering how many nonces are affiliated with Raise The Colours, I'm surprised they haven't put flags on swings as well as roundabouts.

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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This week, Mr Pip has barked at Turpentine Wafer thin mints Wholemeal anything The Lupercal Kingly crowns Slithy toves An oven door Esperanto Underlay Men in shorts Grain Weevils The want of human decency Slimfast shakes Verbena Braids St Bruno pipe tobacco and Salford.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A very merry #FuckOffFriday to all who celebrate 🤗 It's also National No News Is Good News Day here in the UK. #TheMoreYouKnow

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'd prefer to watch him jump than fall, but I'll take it.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Must... suppress... insensitive... thoughts...

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You've got some neck writing something as insensitive as this.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Welcome to #Mocha Come for the port infrastructure, stay for the coffee-based beverages. #Trump #Iran #Yemen

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"Bitter with zero integrity" #Elon #Musk clearly upset by someone else stealing his moves.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I first heard that joke during the Gulf War

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The Troll-Masters return Wednesday 9/16 🙏 🤣

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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Lasagne, which is like a cottage pie, but forin. Lower tables. Spamagne, which is like spam, but spam. Vegetarian/vegan option. Fresh nowt. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Well, of course it's going to look bad if you use facts.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 09/09/2026

It's like the knuckle draggers that attack ambulances or fire engines, but worse because its race related. Support all the heroic life savers.

A drawing I did of the RNLI, probably the last time there was a right wing campaign against them.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Not the sharpest tools, are they? And I really do mean tools...

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

On tonight's programme, we'll be asking Has Science Gone Too Far?

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