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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

here's Sunday's post: "rogue nation, moron president" — Preznit Fuckwit is why we can’t have nice things. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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Preznit Fuckwit is why we can’t have nice things

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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This week, Mr Pip has barked at Volumetric flasks Chowder C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate The Fallschirmjäger Slopes Chervil Petrichor Somnolence Thinking that firing up a Harley at 6 am is OK Triremes Paul's letters to the Corinthians Coal and Beccles.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I wonder how many of these are bought unironically?

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I wish people would use his real name. If we're allowed to use nicknames, might I suggest Fashy McCuntface?

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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Extradite Daniel Thomas to France for endangering a French life and the UK will be a safer place" via The UK Against Hate

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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"ANOTHER REFORM COUNCILLOR GONE 😆 Ivor Robinson has resigned as a Dudley councillor altogether, just months after winning St James’s seat for Reform UK in May. This isn’t a defection or a switch to independent. His resignation means the seat is vacant and a by-election will follow." via Celia Leigh

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Willard Foxton @willardfoxton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think it's absolutely mad that today there's a *national news story* about 400 oil platform workers losing their jobs, and the government being blamed. 25% of the UK TV industry lost their jobs in the last 4 years and we never hear a peep about it! Some jobs are 'real jobs' I guess.

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Lady Bee Middlemast-Neal @mistyswoman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

#SpotTheScammer @soulcollectionsug.bsky.social Ugandan scammer begging for money for "Soul collections Ug" which they claim is an NGO. There is no trace of an organisation of that name. eregistry.ursb.go.ug/search-resul...

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URSB User Portal

Official Uganda's eRegistry. Register your company, business name, or legal entity online easily and securely.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

OTD in 1939 the German–Soviet victory parade took place in Polish town of Brest-Litovsk. As allies, we celebrated liberating Poland from the Poles

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Subscribe to Private Eye magazine TODAY and get the next issue delivered direct to your door. Gift subscriptions also available. ➡️ Get 26 issues for just £52. 🔗 checkout.private-eye.co.uk/SingleItem?I...

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Being a child of the 70s, I always thought that quicksand and The Bermuda Triangle would have a major impact on my life. How wrong I was. It was an addictive personality and an over-inflated sense of self wot done it. Regrets? Yes. Fond memories? Yep.

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Fr Modigliani Latchico @frmo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Considering how many nonces are affiliated with Raise The Colours, I'm surprised they haven't put flags on swings as well as roundabouts.

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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This week, Mr Pip has barked at Turpentine Wafer thin mints Wholemeal anything The Lupercal Kingly crowns Slithy toves An oven door Esperanto Underlay Men in shorts Grain Weevils The want of human decency Slimfast shakes Verbena Braids St Bruno pipe tobacco and Salford.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A very merry #FuckOffFriday to all who celebrate 🤗 It's also National No News Is Good News Day here in the UK. #TheMoreYouKnow

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'd prefer to watch him jump than fall, but I'll take it.

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Must... suppress... insensitive... thoughts...

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"Bitter with zero integrity" #Elon #Musk clearly upset by someone else stealing his moves.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The Troll-Masters return Wednesday 9/16 🙏 🤣

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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Lasagne, which is like a cottage pie, but forin. Lower tables. Spamagne, which is like spam, but spam. Vegetarian/vegan option. Fresh nowt. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 09/09/2026

It's like the knuckle draggers that attack ambulances or fire engines, but worse because its race related. Support all the heroic life savers.

A drawing I did of the RNLI, probably the last time there was a right wing campaign against them.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

OTD in 1939 USSR sent congratulations to Nazi Germany for their conquest of Warsaw. Imagine today Russia being aligned with the German far right..

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Peter O’Hanraha-hanrahan @peterohanrahah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ooof. If they don’t take action on him looking to put those volunteers at risk, then the company name needs making public.

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John O'Connell @jdpoc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Oh, dear, Mr Ferguson. Oh, dear. ID'd through your Instagram, cross-checked against your self-published photos of you at your place of employment, and a phone call. Your head office is talking to your boss, right now. Enjoy the rest of your week.

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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

OTD in 1944 the first Nazi V2 rocket hit London. Used against civilians by a genocidal country that had lost on the battlefield, the hope was to terrorise a population into surrender. Imagine that happening today...

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 07/09/2026

"So a works van pulls up after a long journey, the door opens to reveal it is illegally packed with people all in face coverings, they scatter onto the streets, hiding from authorities, but here's the punchline..."

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Because #Putin doesn't want #Moscow getting battered by #Ukraine while Steven #Witkoff is in the vicinity. ✊🇺🇦 💥🇷🇺 #NAFO 🐶

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 05/09/2026

Imagine how great a country it'd be if the far right stopped throwing money at flags, protests and political manipulation and spent it on community events and making the place tidy (applies to every country)

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Oh, poor poor Andrew... How do you say "The Matrix is out to get me" in Romanian? 😂🤣😂🤣

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@Superleggera - who's awesome? That would be me 😊 @superleggera.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

🎶It's a bit rich It's all a grift Me on the box being grilled That five mill a gift ... Send out the clown... Isn't it bliss Trump would approve We're taking the piss once again We're in our groove (grifting...) Send out the clown It's always this clown... 🎶

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Good evening and welcome to Operating Heavy Machinery Whilst Under The Influence Of Alcohol With... On tonight's programme, I'll be operating heavy machinery whilst under the influence of alcohol with General Sir Peter de la Billière, KCB, KBE, DSO, MC & Bar, DL. Good evening, Sir Peter.

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Mike D London @mikedlondon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

She's going to be furious when she finds out that the last Tory Govt never even once spent 2.5% of GDP on defence, spent a lower % in 2024 than back in 2010 - and massively cut defence personnel numbers over the course of their 14 year reign of error.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

here's today's post: "how about we call it the Strait of Shut the Fuck Up, You Lying Sack of Shit" — yeah, I like the sound of that. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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how about we call it the Strait of Shut the Fuck Up, You Lying Sack of Shit

yeah, I like the sound of that

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I get the feeling that it's coming close to the time when Britain sends in the men with pixilated faces...

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I am Ian. I battle robots. @ianbattlesrobot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

All that is needed is a wealthy philanthropist...

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Nature fact: If you encounter a bear, make yourself look big From the Private Eye archive. Issue 1621, April 2024.

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

cultist invents the batshittiest conspiracy yet, MAGA grifter-prophet pretends to speak in tongues, and Diaper Nurse Natalie makes big dumb cow eyes at Dear Leader. all that and more in 'This Week in Stupid,' my every-Saturday roundup of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. link: bit.ly/3Upg2Zg

what the fuck did we all just listen to?

this woman had every opportunity in the world to give a perfectly normal MAGA-pilled answer. ‘he got rid of the illegals.’ ‘he stopped the transgender.’ ‘he made America great again.’

but no, she couldn’t do that. she had to shit out her own one-person fever-swamp hallucination about 125 years of secret British oppression. she’s that fucking out there where the buses don’t run.

where do they find these people?

I have a question: if Donny’s so amazing, how come he couldn’t end this British treachery during his first term?

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