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💀capitan jeefham💀

@iamtito.bsky.social
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thoughts aren’t real. dad. trophy husband. idiot.

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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
BOGO
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
so good
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you are so nosy
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
launching a small business in your 40s is so midlifecrisismaxxing
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
raging against the machine (daddy’s version)
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
these people ain’t seen a brown skinned man since their grandparents bought one
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
time to forget to remember to forget
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what of it ron
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hi im a dumdum and my favorite team is the dallas coqboys
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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#NewStrainSunday: Jedi Blunt Plug. The force is inside you.
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
slurp the turp
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
adderal and nothing to focus on is crazy wdym im just gonna be making blue steel faces all day
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dad vibes
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what are deez nuts
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
death metal saturday
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pretty woman II: the sequel
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2 pretty 2 woman
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pretty woman goes down under
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bro wut
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what is bulloxi, mississippi
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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
You remind me of myself before I got trapped in an antique clock
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this post is cuckoo
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mood
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Homer Simpson Spinning
ALT: Homer Simpson Spinning
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s just theivin
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all happening in a chunk of electric wet meat inside our skull
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
now I gotta learn mas AND live mas
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
remote viewing, imagination, and memories are all the same construct the brain is painting a picture of something that isn’t there its as real as you think it to be
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
interesting
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the adhd mind forgets and remembers everything everywhere all at once memory is a suppressed fourth dimension of thoughts that only reveals itself only after a manchurian trigger
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
do birds sing on key?
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the most insufferable person you know is copy/pasting their personality from the second most insufferable person you know and together, they're building an army of married men who hate their wives for the sole purpose of feeling anything at all
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handjob jones @handjobjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the most insufferable person you know is copy/pasting their personality from the second most insufferable person you know and together, they're building an army of married men who hate their wives for the sole purpose of feeling anything at all
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
catch thirty three
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a d h deeznuts
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thank you hardware store mad scientist guy
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
no mames
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
amen
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ya estamos aqui
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
adonde van
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
tryna manifest the good despite the bad
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
godfuck I hate adhd cuz wym I sat down and now a whole hour disappeared
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
aocdontbeweird.gif
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the price of a better life is a bullet in the back
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
mona jeefa
Mona Lisa smokin that dank
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hell yeah
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
unlocked a new dad level mowed the lawn after a cross state road trip
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bert simpsom mode
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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You ever get so high you just make up words? Me neither. JEEF.
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
jeef
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💀capitan jeefham💀 @iamtito.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
jeef
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