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Sairah

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Random goofball 🇨🇦 Movies, soccer (football), baseball, Taskmaster, annoying Simpsons references

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do not mean to single out LeBron James, but it feels completely bizarre to me that an active player is allowed to promote "prediction markets" but would get banned for life for using that service to bet ten dollars on their own team to win a game.
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NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · 05/10/2026
Clara Luvanga with a late goal to grab the lead for Washington! She becomes the first Tanzanian to score in NWSL history 🇹🇿
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
finally, at last, he can sleep soundly knowing that he's been surpassed
The lounge singer at a Las Vegas CFL game that infamously sang O Canada to the tune of O Christmas Tree. The clip airs on any "CFL Misplays" TSN compilation right before the Argos quarterback spiking himself in the nuts
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“He’s DRINKING the WATER!!!”
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is what they all sound like when they are blown away by Claude etc
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Homer Simpson's Water Contraption Fail
Alt: Homer Simpson's Water Contraption Fail
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APTN News @aptnnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remembering the Children: National Day for Truth and Reconciliation - Watch live: www.youtube.com/live/sn25kdf...
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Remembering The Children: National Day for Truth and Reconciliation | APTN News
YouTube video by APTN News
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Многослойная одежда
Alt: Joey wearing all of Chandler’s clothes
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Dawn of the Dead (1978) @dawnandr0meda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell I remember when he chose Canada, and unlike your average USMNT dual national he actually lifted the program up rather than helping it stagnate
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Dan H @hanoomansingh.com · 27/09/2026
I was about to post the exact same thing. It was a huge get and I think fans were a little skeptical because he had waited so long. But man he gave absolutely everything from the moment he committed. A great servant to the program.
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People forget what a huge deal it was when Junior came aboard. He was in the EPL at the time and had the choice of playing for 3 different countries. This was still a time when players did not want to choose Canada. Took a while but he finally did and it opened the gates for more. Thanks Junior 🍁
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People forget what a huge deal it was when Junior came aboard. He was in the EPL at the time and had the choice of playing for 3 different countries. This was still a time when players did not want to choose Canada. Took a while but he finally did and it opened the gates for more. Thanks Junior 🍁
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyone in Canada remember reading or watching Where the Red Fern Grows in school?
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 25/09/2026
“We shape our tools, and thereafter our tools shape us” - Marshall McLuhan
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How has soccer done the absolute worst at implementing technology in their sport? (I may be wrong)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Carney is truly the Reagan of Canada. A calming, paternalistic figure in a period of apocalyptic uncertainty who galvanizes the economy with short-sighted right wing fiscal policies. And like Reagan, every disaster that Canada encounters in the future will be traceable to his administration.
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I used to think I was an Eggers fan but I think I just mostly love The Lighthouse
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the experience of COVID really drove this home for me. It wans't the apocalypse, life went on, but a million people died and there were enormous social costs, some of which continue to this day and then when it was done most people were like "let's never think about that again"
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Dave Willner @dwillner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Certain kinds of smart people tend to have a "sexy apocalypse" problem when it comes to thinking about risk. E.g. skynet turning everyone in paperclips, while bad, is also *kind of cool and fun* at the same time. Where the reality is that most actual disasters are both stupid and disappointing.
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Loving Chloe Petts on Taskmaster this series! They’re definitely my fav.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
❤️
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Tao of Stieb @taoofstieb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don’t know. Can you imagine how exhausting it would be to be the most appealing, engaging, sellable version of yourself every day as your profession? I assume it takes a pretty significant level of sociopathy to be able to do that.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Remmick in sinners
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know what he's saying but extremely funny to say this about a country that was created as "British North America", didn't have its own foreign policy until the 1930s, judicial supremacy rested in London until after WWII, and couldn't amend its own constitution into my lifetime.
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I want to see Matthew Rankin continue and cover all the prime ministers because I would watch the hell out of all of them
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Big Gabi without the other Gabis
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Milhouse on the Playground
Alt: Milhouse on the Playground looking lonely
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Stop Making Sense” turns 42 today. Of his performance, David Byrne said: “You see this person in the beginning [of the film] who's kind of angsty, stumbling around .. And then, by the end, he's surrendered to the music and is fairly joyful .. He’s found a kind of community." 🙏🏼 “Slippery People”
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Liberal moms without Schitt’s Creek? Gen X-ers and elder millennials without Kids in the Hall? And my god, the whole horny contingent without Heated Rivalry? There would be riots at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue AND Mar-a-Largo
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was just thinking about how much I enjoyed North of North and then had a realization that if Canada really wanted to hit the US back hard for Trump’s stupid evil bullshit tariffs, they could find a way to block us from getting any Canadian TV
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why do I feel like AI is gonna end up with more rights than women and trans people?
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Doug Ford was caught giving out $20 bills when he was a councillor at community meetings. Peeling them off a large stack
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What in the Black Mirror is this shit? Loblaw's is trying to buy THE NIGHT SKY as ad space?? Arrest whatever ad exec came up with this shit
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The chiming bells of my youth!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm thoroughly convinced every AI stan secretly uses the chatbot feature more than they'll ever admit and believe it's their friend. It's a good explanation for someone going to the mattresses for something backed by all the worst people in the world whom they don't agree with on anything else
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think we’ve found our leverage mwahahaha
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Krusty, Apu, and 3 other guys calling a hotline to talk to beautiful ladies but instead are talking to each other
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Southern Ontario (city)! Pretty much nailed it
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B.C. Wallin @bcwallin.com · 02/09/2026
Every time I see this poster, this is all I can think of
The Last Temptation of Christ poster but the red thorns are covered with '90s Cherry Coke
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He’s back!! @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social
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Spock's Work is Done in The Simpsons
Alt: Spock's Work is Done in The Simpsons
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Guys they suspended @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social account! We must avenge his death
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Great book!
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poekeith.bsky.social @poekeith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Young Guns: Regulators Mount Up!
ALT: Young Guns: Regulators Mount Up!
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Guys they suspended @heisenbergkamp.bsky.social account! We must avenge his death
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Reminds me of the time I said “posthumously” out loud in English class as “post-hummus-ly” *wipes a tear*
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The worst part of all this Trump going after Canada stuff is it’s making me more outwardly patriotic. Which, you know. Gross. 😅
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Finding out how many Canadian companies use American map services instead of Canadian ones…. ooooof
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Sairah @iamsairax.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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The Big Lebowski: The Dude - Aggression Will Not Stand
Alt: The Big Lebowski: The Dude - This Aggression Will Not Stand Man
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I think the one thing that is bothering me the most this Sunday is how much Doug Effin’ Ford is benefiting from all this. He has just the dumbest luck of any politician I can think of.
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🏳️‍⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026
Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit.
Asked why the WNBA continues to experience these heightened distractions, Cloud said, "Men."
"The men now that are like 'Oh, we need to protect the WNBA,’ y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't be paid," Cloud continued. "Y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't have been invested in, saying we're a joke, the same ones that don't respect Black women. So, if you're going to protect women, that means all women. That includes Black women, trans women and the list goes on."
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Blake Murphy @blakemurphy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Blue Jays unveil their new Hall of Excellence in section 104
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