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C. Van Cartier

@iamaheadliner.bsky.social
1.2K followers 419 following 3.1K posts

Sometimes chronically online. Sometimes not. 30 • Seattle • they/them • NSWF🔞

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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 6h
HE HAD HIM COMIN’
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Cell Block Tango Performance
ALT: Cell Block Tango Performance
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 7h
natural born athlete btw
Picture of me standing, jumping through a hula hoop, as part of a relay race
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mdimension.bsky.social @mdimension.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
for my visual learners out there #fcf
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 11h
i always be saying this
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avril labubu @itsnotmeaus10.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i love watching guys cum btw
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The AJC @theajc.bsky.social · 11h
On October 3rd his body was tea
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Italian Sub @thehalfgayprince.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is what FCF does to me
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 12h
i was supposed to be soft??
Dick and feet
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 12h
mirror, mirror on the wall: why the fuck am i like this?
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 13h
hey Siri, how do I get him to understand that I’d suck the life outta him if he gave me a chance?
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cheezenmac.bsky.social @cheezenmac.bsky.social · 17h
forgot to post for #fcf so here is an apology video 💦
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Cunty Jack Skellington @beanstockjack21.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy second day of #Jocktober !! If you squint you can see it 🤭
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“ZESTY” Taylor 🎶🧑🏻‍🦲✨ @orso-xl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This just in: fat (complimentary) white (derogatory) bald (enthusiastically) posts lewd pictures on the internet. Starting my #jocktober and #locktober a day late 🫣
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fcf with a fat load instead
A picture of my dick in the foreground with a big load on the floor in the backgroundCum splattered across a mat of a work station with my right foot also in frame
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🔮👨🏻🪩 @mickeypalms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
something something cocktober
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Bobinsky🏳️‍🌈 @bobbybucko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally cumming to my senses💦
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hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a lil throwback #fcf and also something about a vein 🤷🏻‍♂️
Photo from hogzilla perspective showing hairy belly open thighs white socks and dick up, hard, and veiny
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unfortun-alt @unfortunalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
look what bloomf did to me — not even a Sunday either, smh 🫢 (but it does work for both #fcf and #feetFriday, no?)
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
do you think my phone knew how many p*nises would be on its screen when it was born?
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AltJoshhhh @thealtjoshhhh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Fursday featuring my heavy cock, full bush, and a heavy side of CUM.
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Big Hat Logan thee Sorcerer @hatsorcerer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
may his ass be fat and his emotions matured
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Rose Dewitt Bukater’s Big Fucking Hat @titanicgay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Glocktober bc i keep that thang on me
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they-play @they-play.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Posted for the bulge but giving the feet people a treat too
Me getting hard in my underwear with my feet on display
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A good morning 😮‍💨
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pocketottercub @pocketottercub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you spend the morning like this and decide to take the day off to focus on what really matters
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JJ 🏳️‍🌈 @johnjohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gonna miss seeing some of y'alls wieners this month 🔐
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In other news, I’m been in bargaining sessions for over the past year and I FINALLY get to present a first contract to my team with my endorsement for ratification 💅💅
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can you see where my cat scratched me?
Shirtless selfie of my covering my dick with my hand.
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Alt-erior Motives @alt-erior-motives.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
forgot about this moment 😛
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i really gotta stop ordering drinks for delivery. i’m always disappointed
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M @fuzz-ball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
green for a monday?
Green underwear
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Hoosier Daddy @hoosierxdaddy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*slams laptop shut* *shoots ropes*
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For sure a Good Boy (tm) @yourgoodboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Men moaning 🫠
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today’s my birthday party, so that means it’s technically not too late to give me a gift* *nut vid with the sound on
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This little child turns 30 today 💜
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stachional @stachional.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fcf folderol
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A successful trip to Costco and birthday party prep is underway!!
A shopping cart filled with hot dogs, hot dog buns, cookies, chips and Capri Suns
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pluto @plutosinferno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fat cocks shoot big loads 💦 #fcf
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:)) @happywanksgivin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sound on for breathy moans 🥰 #fcf
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the last #fcf of my 20s.. let’s all just pretend it’s fat, okay?
My dick
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Jules 💖 @julesandgems.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A waste tbh 💦
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and to be clear: the person who was yelling at those people can absolutely get fucked!! I hope you never find comfort when you lay your head down at night and your check engine light turns on soon 🖕🏽
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
woke up to the sounds of a woman barking at unhoused people through a megaphone. Not the ideal vibe to kick off the bday weekend, but we’ll persist
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Lara Croft's Triangle Titties @1000yearwhore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why not dip into the archives a bit for #fcf? Here's a fun cumshot from a few years back.
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Hoosier Daddy @hoosierxdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
guys I think it’s getting thicker
Dad’s hairy pink dick looks extra thick with his cock ring on
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still thinking about him 😍
Picture of a soft serve ice cream cond
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just a reminder that you still have three days (counting today) to figure out what you’re getting me for my birthday 😘
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two years of growth, btw 😘
Selfie: current day. My hair is shoulder length and curlySelfie: one year ago. My hair is curly but still close to my headSelfie: two years ago. I have a shaved head
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In good news, I finally have my Oh, Mary! ticket secured so I no longer have to be worried about missing it
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C. Van Cartier @iamaheadliner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I only have to work 3.5 days this week and yet I know this week is gonna be long as hell
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