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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 17m
Took our hire car to a parking spot run by a Greek dad and his three sons, each one of the men more studly than the last. 😮‍💨
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 19h
What a place to find myself #FCF* *Fancy Cafe Facilities
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Old pic but still as relevant this Jocktober as in Jocktobers past.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Jocktober, though I'm more about Halloween tbh.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A good morning 😮‍💨
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hi from Greece! 🇬🇷
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had to go on holiday to Greece to get a full 8 hours' sleep.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw a buff daddy in Nottingham wearing a vest that said "Spread cheeks, not hate." 💘
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Disney + Size @geeky-spice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy SUGABABES day to those who celebrate 🥳 new album finally announced 🍾
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Sugababes Sus
ALT: Sugababes Sus
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A day after Bi Visibility Day, I am still visible.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Get to play a jock in this show.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm sick of my repulsion at my own body, and this lifelong toxic relationship with food. Maybe I do need therapy.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
At least when it was hot I could see my balls
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm bi, so I much prefer being called "queer" than "gay" as it's more accurate. Plus when I was growing up, "gay" was used as a slur AND an insult for everything, but that doesn't mean I should tell people not to use the word "gay" because I've had bad experiences with it.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is the reason I never let anyone else take a photo of me.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 04/09/2026
oh no
a screenshot of a webpage that reads

The 38 worst bluesky posters
Vote for anyone with a Bluesky account, up to 10 votes. The 38 with the most votes will have their accounts deleted. Votes are public and will be personally read aloud to the recipients by their mother.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy FCF* from me and a beloved T-shirt back. *French: Cochon Friday
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've looked 40 since I was 16, so I think this definitely applies to me.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
My eye is half-closed because I'm absolutely knackered.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Say hi
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
In related news, happy FCF*! *Freed Cock Friday
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
YEEESSSSS More D, here we come!
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's Thirstday, named after Thirstus, god of edging on the internet.
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Are we in Armageddon? Why are all the good people being taken up 😭🙏
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ok but these '90s-style baggy jeans are so flattering on all these handsome young guys with pert asses
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Antoine ▿ @rexmare.co · 23/07/2026
Antoine stuns in a dual lighting shot. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
💘💘💘 I will always love her.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Don't make me run, I am full of pain au chocolat
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
[Enters room, looks around, hands on hips] Hmm. A lot of men with big tits here.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A very hot local guy started following me on Insta after meeting me in a social situation but he's given ZERO indication of being interested in literally any aspect of me since.
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
People won’t remember: - the college you graduated from - the career you had - the family you raised People will remember: - if you were sexy - if you were cute - if you were popular to boot - if you were bitchin’ - if you had great hair - if the boys all loved to stare
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Nobody asked for the sequel but they made it anyway.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Happy FCF*! *Fall** Colours Friday **Sorry for the Americanism
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Best things about "Oh Mary" were Jinkx Monsoon being Jinkx Monsoon, and a very caked John Wilkes Booth.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This was a great read
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ready to tackle another day
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What a way for me to discover I've been here since July 2023.
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Nick Finn @nickfinn85.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We need to show rightwing newspapers that actions have consequences. Add your name: goodlawproject.org/s/abb8a1
goodlawproject.org
Jason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law Project
Commission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hi from a toilet whose mirror needs cleaning but it's not my toilet so I'm not cleaning it.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I really do be hating people 95% of the time.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Let me take you back to a Titty Tuesday long ago*, in a different place**. *2021 **a bit up the road
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
LET. HARRY. POTTER. DIE.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
20 years of love 💘
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
You could literally make me do anything. 🫠
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Took some thirst traps that made me want to kms so it's back to the gym tonight.
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
JESUS, SOME OF YOU. I CAN ONLY GET SO HARD AT 7.35 AM
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Oh no, am I too late to celebrate Underwear Day or whatever?
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Plain Loser @plain-loser.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy front-hump day
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