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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 5h

Look lads, unless it’s the entire first team squad saying “FUCK THE PREMIER LEAGUE” whilst wearing party hats, I’m not opening it.

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Hmmm, nice laptop you’ve got there, it would be a shame if something were to happen to it…”

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah me too but Tolmie and Prestwich Blue are still sound, voices of reason in the chaos of the shit storm over there

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

His big bosses are the NYT and CAS were particularly pissed off at them for the leaks during the UEFA from what I’ve seen. Plus, his reputation will be fine, all designed to give City a kicking

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I doubt it’s us… the leak is 100% to have us hung, drawn and quartered before the facts hit and the full verdict is out. If it is true the biggest charge of inflated sponsor money is the one we won it won’t matter a jot… coz 114 is more than 1 in the eyes of your discerning football knob!

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nah, the longer they wait, the greater the void to fill within speciation, hyperbole and hysteria. They drag this out for the entire international break. Them looking incompetent is a small sideshow to public flogging we’re getting.

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh here we go… everything’s going to be City’s fault isn’t it? “Inflation rises… chancellor cannot confirm nor deny the effect of Man City verdict” “House prices crash as Man City verdict hits” “The Dalai Lama has crisis of faith as Man City verdict has wide reaching consequences “

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The builder’s going to have them buried in the foundations, isn’t he?

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve got to be honest, I’m hoping tonight’s Grand Designs ends is nervous breakdown, hysterical screaming and financial ruin. *puts kettle on

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This came straight to mind… obviously he didn’t watch his own performance back

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Yeah, another 5 seasons should do it 🤣

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Michael Brown on commentary tonight…”They’re being schooled by Brighton here” Bert responsibly, lads.

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

They’re starting realise Carrick is fucking clueless, aren’t they? Shit.

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Apple though a letterbox territory

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

See also “if he’s on the pitch, he’s interfering with play…”

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“But… Martinez is clearly impeded by Enzo diving for the header.”

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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"And move and fire! And move and fire!"

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sadly. I can’t hog the credit for this

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Yep, what goes around comes around, knobheads!

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I can’t take my eyes of Sky tonight. True car crash telly, this.

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Neville 3 years on trying to tell us the Fernandes goal in 2023 shouldn’t have stood. Not a view I recall you having then, Yonner.

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sky’s Utd coverage: Utd win = talk about how amazing they were. Utd lose = talk about how terrible they were. Utd lose controversially = talk about how unlucky and how much they’ve been robbed. Utd Win controversially = talk about how amazing they were. The other team never comes into it

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Love Carrick’s cryarsing… mate, we were down to 10 for 70 minutes of the game. Our keeper had to make 1 save and that was in injury time. Offside or no offside that’s on you, mate 🤣🤣

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hahaha… I think my kids learnt a couple of new words when he cut inside towards the end instead of going to the corner 🤣

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

100%… kept the ball. Won fouls… almost perfect…. Needs to work on his corner flag shithousing though 🤣😜

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’ve been watching this shower of blue shite for FORTY years now… I’ve lost count how many times we’ve been shafted playing this lot. Countless. So Sky and Neville can fuck off. And Keane can fuck off too. Alan Wilkie is all I’ll say to his moaning

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just gonna leave this here… Karma’s a bitch init you red twats

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

WE’VE GOT 10 MEN, YOU STUPID RED FUCKERS!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I was unaware that a bear hug is now an acceptable form of penalty area defending

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Don’t worry Coventry fans, you’ve still got the Falklands…

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I love it when it’s on prime… commentary straight off. Watch the game in peace without having to listen to some moaning twat

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Right… that Porto lad was pretty sparko after Guehi’s forearm tried to smash him for 6. He gets up with a left eye that looks like Tyson Fury’s had some fun with him for 12 rounds. He’s then allowed back on the pitch. But football will tell you it’s looking after player safety with head injuries

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Well, Prime Vision is a bit mental. One for the kids I think!! Anyway always nice to get rid of the commentators for a night 🤫

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I remember the days when F1 was about 20-odd egotistical playboys driving around in very loud cars that wanted to kill then at every turn, the odd punch up and at the end of it all they would consume their own body weight in champagne afterwards. Now it’s this.

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You can and will mate! Get yourself on the other end of a phone to a professional who can help or to A&E… either can patch you up short term and get you back on track. Stay safe mate and much love dude

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Brilliant… our board getting retribution for having to put up with Chelsea cry-arsing about Maresca and demanding £17m compensation??? “Right, drag this out and leave the bastards high and dry on deadline day!” Stellar work, lads. Stellar. Work.

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Oh and add “over the odds” to that list

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This Fernandez transfer is really irking Sky Sport’s Kaveh Solhekol… he must have repeated the words “Real Madrid”, “Racist” and “Why Manchester?” 11 times an hour for the last 2. Wait until the 115 doesn’t fall how he’d like it 🤣🤣🤣

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Anderson has run the game from the first minute. Top class.

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

“The City fans might know much about him.” Alan Smith on Ryan McAidoo, ladies and gentlemen. Fuck. Me.

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Breathe near Wharton… foul. Take a lump out of Anderson… play on. It’s open season again I see

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I bet he starts a countdown from 10 before kick off too…

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Or wave his arms enthusiastically to the crowd walking to take a corner… followed by planting said corner on the forehead of the first defender.

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Iain Patterson @iainpatterson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

If Spurs fans are pissed off now, just wait until the end of September and they’ve watched Savinho cross the ball from behind the advertising boards for the 19th time in the season.

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