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she/her. 27. aspec lesbian. hürrem simp and connoisseur of morally complex redhead female characters. mainly active on tumblr. hxrremsultans.tumblr.com pfp by @the-maidofmischief on tumblr

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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 17h
2 massive cancer stories in the news this week. Both results of the Luxon govt. Jee I wonder why theyre tryna make us talk about anything else.
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AO3 Status @status.archiveofourown.org · 14/10/2026
[update] Investigating: AO3 is currently experiencing issues; those issues include uploading and/or viewing icons for profiles, collections, or skins. We are aware and are actively investigating.
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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Seriously wtf are we doing? From now on anyone still supporting this govt isnt allowed to complain about the healthcare system. Ya'll can just rely on prayers and fresh air to heal you. Let the rest of us use the hospitals.
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 07/10/2026
things are pretty dire right now. can you quote post the post i’m quoting? i have two large expenses every october that are necessary. usually my dad helps me, but he’s trying to sell things to fix his car right now. i’m really sorry to ask, but it’s been a rough two years. don’t repost pls quote op
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Paul_BarlowNZ @paulbarlownz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hosking threatens us with a good time (his promise to leave the country if the left wins) every election and he has never done it because he’s paid too much to sit in a studio and make older people scared of their shadows to want to go anywhere else.
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Dr Sarah Hendrica Bickerton 🏳️‍🌈 @sarahhbickerton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Leaving aside the wrong-headedness of abstaining on this vote, I'm quite uncomfortable with the fact that our Foreign Minister effectively used this UN vote for populist politicking ends of his own party in election campaigning, instead of putting country ahead of party as a professional should do.
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safe space☁️🦂🇹🇹 @peaceofkrys.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
happy Indigenous People’s Day
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Pacific Observation Post @carldownunder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
John Oliver’s kiwibank sheep segment is *chefs kiss* so good the only light in the darkness engulfing the world right now. John Oliver should be knighted for services to New Zealand only.
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ninjas for hire in 16th century istanbul @hurremsultans.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Back in the building (just finished For All Mankind Season 2 and am now working my way through season 3)
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Not gonna catch me at a space hotel, I saw For All Mankind
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The season 2 finale of For All Mankind is one of the most cracked (complimentary?) episodes of television ever created
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
For All Mankind is the television show of all time
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For All Mankind is one of the rare shows that understands how much time passes between seasons in streaming.
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
finally reached the most important shot in For All Mankind
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 07/10/2026
According to MIT News, Margaret Hamilton died at the age of 90. "A profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program". This famous photo 🔽 inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison.
Margaret Hamilton, but the famous 1969 photo that inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison is in the quoted post.
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Lady Death Becomes Her @aelixnt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's communist nasa employee: what? astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's communist
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caitbsky.bsky.social @caitbsky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#NZpol #NewZealand #GetOutTheVote 🗳️
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Snigs || Sevika's wife 🪔 @mirchimasala.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy international lesbian day!!!
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Ashley @sapphicgamer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY DAY🫶🏻
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Kristen Wiig Says 'Lesbians!'
ALT: Kristen Wiig Says 'Lesbians!'
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ma2javel.bsky.social @ma2javel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
commission for JantheTool on twt 🍂🧡✨ #asoiaf #magnificentcentury #hotd #rhaenyratargaryen #hürrem #commission #wlw
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Sassy Little Hobbit @sassypolitico.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Time is a flat circle
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Aotearoa's Electoral Orange Guy @poti-aotearoa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
General Election 2026 Deadlines Days left to enrol for the first time: 18 days Switching rolls has closed, new enrollments can still choose rolls Enrol or update here: vote.nz/enrolling/enrol-or-update/e… Remind your Friends & Whanau #nzpol
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Cam Bennett @cambennett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"And besides your debate is stupid anyway, I don't need any of you" he said through clenched teeth, his eyes welling up with tears.
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Char Of AotearoaNZ @kiwichar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How good is it that Baldilocks is going into a head to head debate tonight with Chippy, knowing that he’s royally fucked the entire NZ National Party & he’s fallen to just 17% on the preferred PM poll just 4 weeks out from election! 🤣😎🤘 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment #NZ #TaxTheRich #ForAllOfUs
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Popcorn Eating Tina Fey
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Aotearoa's Electoral Orange Guy @poti-aotearoa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
General Election 2026 Deadlines Days left to enrol for the first time: 20 days Switching rolls has closed, new enrollments can still choose rolls Enrol or update here: vote.nz/enrolling/enrol-or-update/e… Remind your Friends & Whanau #nzpol
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Les Edwards @makolesedwards.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TODAY is the day you & your friends, family & whānau need to be enrolled with correct details to receive an EasyVote card. This information on the electoral rolls as at TODAY is used to send out EasyVote cards & print the electoral rolls. Please share far and wide TODAY! #nzpol vote.nz
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Julie Fairey (she/her) @juliefairey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking through some old stuff and found this cartoon I cut out c1996. They just never really have new ideas, just new packaging. (For younger readers - right wing think tank the NZ Initiative formed out of a merger of the NZ Business Roundtable and the NZ Institute in 2012.)
Photo of a black and white cartoon with a bunch of men sitting around an executive board table. A sign in front reads “Quiet please, Roundtable in session”. From left to right they are saying:
“The govt should get out of education and health…”
“We need more contestability in social welfare…”
“the govt should sell ACC and the post office…”
“We should privatise electricity and roading…”
“Seen the polls? Winston could be the next PM”
“That’s disgraceful. What happened to the New Zealand we all knew and loved?”
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ninjas for hire in 16th century istanbul @hurremsultans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My chickens? Prophetic My figs? Poisoned Hotel? Trivago
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Aotearoa's Electoral Orange Guy @poti-aotearoa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
General Election 2026 Deadlines Days left to enrol for the first time: 22 days Switching rolls has closed, new enrollments can still choose rolls Enrol or update here: vote.nz/enrolling/enrol-or-update/e… Remind your Friends & Whanau #nzpol
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ninjas for hire in 16th century istanbul @hurremsultans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Changed my display name because that scene just sends me every time
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 12/08/2026
can anyone help me. it’s kind of urgent. sorry
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ninjas for hire in 16th century istanbul @hurremsultans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I think of deaths at the beginning of MC I immediately go to Hürrem's family. I almost completely forget that the death that actually kicks of the show is Selim Yavuz.
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ninjas for hire in 16th century istanbul @hurremsultans.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who else is still thinking about a historical soap opera that aired from 2011 to 2014
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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heres what the top 2 major parties are talking about this election.
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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fact that disgraced National MP Chris Penk is now writing opinion pieces on the election for Stuff News is a real bad look for Stuff News. Why would Penks political opinion be anything but bias? He literally campaigned for National Party THIS YEAR
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NinjaKitty 忍者キティ🥷🐈‍⬛ @ninjakitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As expected, I had a wishy-washy response from Stuff about this advertisement saying it adheres to the Advertising Standards Authority, blah blah blah. Makes me want to crowd-source an one-page ad that reflects HPKKK in its true light 😒 #nzpol
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.
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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We almost went 11 hours without National telling a lie about another party yesterday. Thats a new record. Its actually insane how Nationals entire campaign strategy is just to keep lying about stuff because they know they wont win if people actually look at their track record for the past 3 years.
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Aotearoa's Electoral Orange Guy @poti-aotearoa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
General Election 2026 Deadlines Days left to enrol for the first time: 23 days Switching rolls has closed, new enrollments can still choose rolls Enrol or update here: vote.nz/enrolling/enrol-or-update/e… Remind your Friends & Whanau #nzpol
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Aotearoa's Electoral Orange Guy @poti-aotearoa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
General Election 2026 Deadlines Days left to enrol for the first time: 24 days Switching rolls has closed, new enrollments can still choose rolls Enrol or update here: vote.nz/enrolling/enrol-or-update/e… Remind your Friends & Whanau #nzpol
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Formal wear al fresco. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black-and-white photo of a short haired, black tuxedo cat lying on its side on a lawn.
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Jordan Rivers @jordanriversnz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The craziest thing about elections is seeing how many grown adults have been tricked into thinking that their tax money going towards public services that serve them is a bad thing and not the point of taxes. People proudly living worse lives because theyve been convinced a better life is "woke"
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henry cooke @henrycooke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NEW: Enrolment figures just released show 22k 18-24 year olds enrolled in the last month - leaving a lot more work to do. All the data can be found in our (non-paywalled) election dashboard:
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New Zealand Council of Trade Unions @nzctu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because of gender and ethnic pay gaps in Aotearoa, Pacific women are now working for free until the end of the year. This election year, we need to vote for pay equity. It’s the only way to make sure that all working people are respected, valued, and paid what they’re owed. #nzpol
Tile showing a rally march with people carrying signs and flags. Text reads: “From today until the end of the year Pacific women are working for free because of gender and ethnic pay gaps. Working for Free Calendar.' Flower logo reads “Respect Us, Value Us, Pay Us.” Footer text: “*Stats NZ Household Labour Force Survey 2026.”
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Aotearoa's Electoral Orange Guy @poti-aotearoa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
General Election 2026 Deadlines Days left to enrol for the first time: 25 days Switching rolls has closed, new enrollments can still choose rolls Enrol or update here: vote.nz/enrolling/enrol-or-update/e… Remind your Friends & Whanau #nzpol
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Emz of Big Hairy News @iamprettyawesome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That is some scary perfect cadence and tone. What I would say to you is - cry me a river - but if I closed my eyes I'd say "that's Luxon"
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Aotearoa's Electoral Orange Guy @poti-aotearoa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
General Election 2026 Deadlines Days left to enrol for the first time: 30 days Switching rolls has closed, new enrollments can still choose rolls Enrol or update here: vote.nz/enrolling/enrol-or-update/e… Remind your Friends & Whanau #nzpol
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ninjas for hire in 16th century istanbul @hurremsultans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There is such a huge tonal difference between both shows though. If MC is a melodrama that takes itself incredibly seriously I Claudius is a dark comedy.
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ninjas for hire in 16th century istanbul @hurremsultans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will absolutely die on the hill that I Claudius (1976) should be required viewing if you're a fan of Magnificent Century.
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