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taylor the dastardly one

@humorousfeline.bsky.social
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they them here because I am being held against my will i do interesting things sometimes real loft enjoyer pfp by @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social

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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 10/12/2025
I'm going to float this nuclear take: maybe students are increasingly turning to ShitGPT and other deskilling devices because the structure of the modern university has made it impossible for them to acquire skill in a deep way. Let me paint a picture for you.
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
each of us contains the full genetic instructions for both testosterone & estrogen driven hormone loadouts (along with varying combos of both) this can be changed at any time. our genes will even start expressing themselves differently within ~3-6 months. this is an existential threat to fascists.
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
hello
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
up
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
what's
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
hey
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
like
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
im
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
ayyy
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 01/12/2025
im so mad that Cyber Monday doesnt mean we all get body augment tech in order to transcend this weak flesh
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 01/12/2025
if your lost you can goop and you will find me slime after slime
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I have 14.65 million reasons as to why my shit is the shit and yours is shit
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 15/11/2025
freezing my penis and then whittling it into a sharp spear and then sticking it into my important brain parts would fix me
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
170 pigeons are currently in my possession. I am carefully training their homing instinct to a local ICE detention center
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 06/11/2025
i'm gonna fucking thrill myself
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Jessica @yamadoll.kawaii.social · 04/11/2025
congrats on the surgery america
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
i return once more to the confessional to engage in self-flagellation to atone for the sin of yearning for a fictional Korean man
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
the worms are back
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/11/2025
tofu dildo 🤝 meat substitute
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 31/10/2025
you don't want to jack me off buddy, you wouldn't like me when i'm jacked off
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
the zaza got me feeling like im subject to floating point precision errors
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Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Cancel me? You'll have to catch me first. And I'm naked and greased up, that's why they're canceling me.
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
pissing like crazy rn
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 29/10/2025
i'm doing a bunch of curses on you, the fuck curse, the shit curse and several slur magicks
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
bait used to be beli- holy shit is that the red mist
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
my balls just clacked against one another expelling approximately 150 kJ of thermal energy
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 12/10/2025
this poop shit is crap
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
im so mad im gonna jerk off violently until I can't feel my entire pelvic region
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
they always say money is the root of all evil yet they never put two and two together and realize capitalism is inherently agreed upon by a society and that agreement can be revoked
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
17,000 genetically modified gerbils enter Eminem's place of living and immediately begin to use their new, razor sharp claws to tear through his jeans and complete the mission
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
bongbong
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
You Liked This
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
inventing a new social media where you're only allowed to speak in elvish (sindarin specifically) and calling it feywild
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
we need to follow in the footsteps of Nepal and flood Washington DC
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Capt. Kandy Franklin ⚓️🍬 @captkandy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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a piece of cake with a bag of frosting on top
ALT: a piece of cake with a bag of frosting on top
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I too make a complete u-turn from "everyone in this country is against me" to "awwwh the skrunkly 🥺🥺" when I find out that a political terrorist is a cishet white man by the way im the lord of hongyuan
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
@maxwell72.bsky.social More like maxsmells! By the way, Im the lord of Hongyuan
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
it’s friday
chocoputer
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
since I've had multiple of my friends in the wake of the Charlie Kirk shooting question whether or not I was the shooter let me make something clear - I do not attend Utah Valley University - I was at work when the shooting happened - I am safe around firearms. I am safe around firearms. I am
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Bluesky? Hah, more like poosky. By the way, I'm the lord of hongyuan.
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
step 1: acquire 15,000 pigeons step 2: place them in the office of the Dean step 3: profit
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
a guy looks at a computer screen that says “just say no to hate!”

later we see him in front of another guy who yells “hey you fucking faggot piece of shit” at him.

he replies by yelling “no!” with a big grin on his face, and then giving a thumbs up to the camera
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