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taylor the dastardly one

@humorousfeline.bsky.social
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they them here because I am being held against my will i do interesting things sometimes real loft enjoyer pfp by @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social

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Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Bisexual of the Blade (Alt-text or DIE) @shengokai.blacksky.app · 10/12/2025
I'm going to float this nuclear take: maybe students are increasingly turning to ShitGPT and other deskilling devices because the structure of the modern university has made it impossible for them to acquire skill in a deep way. Let me paint a picture for you.
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I am so furious at YouTube for doing this. You have literal gambling ads plastered across your website. The video you take action on contains no real gambling, and is promoting an LGBTQ+ children's charity fundraiser. Absolutely horrendous image and optics for the website. Completely moronic
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
each of us contains the full genetic instructions for both testosterone & estrogen driven hormone loadouts (along with varying combos of both) this can be changed at any time. our genes will even start expressing themselves differently within ~3-6 months. this is an existential threat to fascists.
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
hello
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what's
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
ayyy
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 01/12/2025
im so mad that Cyber Monday doesnt mean we all get body augment tech in order to transcend this weak flesh
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✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style · 01/12/2025
if your lost you can goop and you will find me slime after slime
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I have 14.65 million reasons as to why my shit is the shit and yours is shit
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 15/11/2025
freezing my penis and then whittling it into a sharp spear and then sticking it into my important brain parts would fix me
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
170 pigeons are currently in my possession. I am carefully training their homing instinct to a local ICE detention center
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
great tagline for this whole account
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
No you aren't.
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a cartoon character with green eyes and a big smile on his face .
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 06/11/2025
i'm gonna fucking thrill myself
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Jessica @yamadoll.kawaii.social · 04/11/2025
congrats on the surgery america
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
i return once more to the confessional to engage in self-flagellation to atone for the sin of yearning for a fictional Korean man
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
the worms are back
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 31/10/2025
you don't want to jack me off buddy, you wouldn't like me when i'm jacked off
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
the zaza got me feeling like im subject to floating point precision errors
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Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Cancel me? You'll have to catch me first. And I'm naked and greased up, that's why they're canceling me.
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
pissing like crazy rn
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 29/10/2025
i'm doing a bunch of curses on you, the fuck curse, the shit curse and several slur magicks
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
bait used to be beli- holy shit is that the red mist
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
my balls just clacked against one another expelling approximately 150 kJ of thermal energy
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 12/10/2025
this poop shit is crap
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
unfortunately disk 1 is the only one with the setup wizard so disk 2 will never be able to boot correctly
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
im so mad im gonna jerk off violently until I can't feel my entire pelvic region
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
they always say money is the root of all evil yet they never put two and two together and realize capitalism is inherently agreed upon by a society and that agreement can be revoked
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
17,000 genetically modified gerbils enter Eminem's place of living and immediately begin to use their new, razor sharp claws to tear through his jeans and complete the mission
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
bongbong
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
You Liked This
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
inventing a new social media where you're only allowed to speak in elvish (sindarin specifically) and calling it feywild
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
we need to follow in the footsteps of Nepal and flood Washington DC
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Capt. Kandy Franklin ⚓️🍬 @captkandy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
i think you have the wrong house. i hope you do.
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I too make a complete u-turn from "everyone in this country is against me" to "awwwh the skrunkly 🥺🥺" when I find out that a political terrorist is a cishet white man by the way im the lord of hongyuan
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
@maxwell72.bsky.social More like maxsmells! By the way, Im the lord of Hongyuan
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taylor the dastardly one @humorousfeline.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
jokes on you by sending this reply you have to read the post again
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
it’s friday
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