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Perenium Falcon

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wrote about being chronically single, and about visiting a psychic to find out what's broken about me. she had some interesting things to say! johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/the-most-u...
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The Most Unlovable Man in New York City
On being chronically single and my visit to the love psychic
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Perenium Falcon @hubilation.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
bill belicheck wont see your dunks on his massive tits, but your friends who look like Robert Paulsen will
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Matt Jordan @itsmattjordan.com · 03/09/2026
Cenk Uygur having the Chair Company happen to him in real life is unfortunately something that I find very funny
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
a "liminal space" is any place where there's no one there and the carpet looks kind of weird
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Perenium Falcon @hubilation.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
these shirts are made for croppin and that’s just what we’ll do baby one day these shirts are gonna show your midriff too
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Defector @defector.com · 05/08/2026
How far would you go to save your Kia Soul? defector.com/how-far-woul...
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How Far Would You Go To Save Your Kia Soul? | Defector
If we have learned anything from decades of superhero movies, it’s that people love a vigilante. Something lurks deep in the hearts of most of us, but is it a sense of justice or something else? If…
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Perenium Falcon @hubilation.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hate on MAHA all you want (very good reasons to!) but this movement only has legs because of how broken our healthcare system is.
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Perenium Falcon @hubilation.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Some stupid illustrations I did based on puns of a certain actor
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miah @ blfc @sergals.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
AND FOR $19.95 YOU CAN RENT THIS MOTHERFUCKER
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Perenium Falcon @hubilation.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I am running a fiber optic hdmi cable under my floor through my crawlspace so i can have computer on the big screen without any visible cords so i guess i have to get this too
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Joe Noonan @joenoonan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Shock and awe: “At first, I didn’t understand why the paramedics were taking so long to get here. We thought it was just us but we soon realised all of Beirut was on fire — all of Lebanon.” Lebanon’s 10 minutes from hell @rayajalabi.ft.com www.ft.com/content/5501...
FT report on ten minute - 100 strike no warning air strikes on Lebanon. 

“At first, I didn’t understand why the paramedics were taking so long to get here. We thought it was just us but we soon realised all of Beirut was on fire — all of Lebanon.”
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
HOUSTON (AP) — Artemis II’s astronauts return to Earth, ending a record-breaking trip around the moon with a splashdown in the Pacific.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Can't pardon from a rope.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Here's the HD version
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Topoltergeist @topogeom.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
He thought he was trafficking 31 yr olds
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Perenium Falcon @hubilation.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
they're saying it was the sloppiest toppy, from the standpoint of wet, that they have ever seen. incredible
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
i did not have sexual relations with that woman.... that man, however.....
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Perenium Falcon @hubilation.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Perenium Falcon @hubilation.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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a cartoon of a group of people dancing with a rainbow
ALT: a cartoon of a group of people dancing with a rainbow
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Perenium Falcon @hubilation.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
why isn't this a video of 30 people kicking the shit out of a man who threw a woman?
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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Perenium Falcon @hubilation.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Why does this street fair booth art look like Kristi Noem
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Perenium Falcon @hubilation.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I wake up about 90-120 minutes before work. Start the day practicing piano for 30 minutes. Then I’ll typically walk the dog, another 30 min. And then I’ll usually game until I’m supposed to start working.
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Perenium Falcon @hubilation.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
putting this on a gravestone of someone who will surely die of suicide just seems like a good cautionary tale to others
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Perenium Falcon @hubilation.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
wife and I are about to make a new friend
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Perenium Falcon @hubilation.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
who up sunnin they grundle?
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Sam 🐈‍⬛ @sammakescoolstuff.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat
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