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Harvey

@hsandstrom.bsky.social
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Ancient millennial. Negative emotions are emitted from this aperture when guards are removed and interlocks defeated. Avoid direct or reflected exposure. Do not stare into abyss with remaining eye.

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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The secret ingredient is a half teaspoon of rosewater. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cardamom PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
1-panel SMBC comic update. A man is leaning into a guillotine to be executed. Surprised, he asks "is that... Cardamom?" The executioner answers "with a hint of aniseed." The caption below the comic reads "the best thing about holding The Revolution in Fall was the pumpkin spice guillotine."
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This feed is brought to you by Warthunder F A C T O R _ VPN. We bring shitty world war two games to your door in dry ice with no logging.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is Mamdami a "beardo"?
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just want something to get better. Anything.
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What to do if your friend is sad
1) DRESS THEM
IN A COOL
JACKET
2) REMOVE THEM FROM THE PERSON OR LOCATION THAT IS MAKING THEM SAD
3) LOWER
THEM
SLOWLY
INTO THE PIT
"farewell"
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh you didn't want taking medication to be your whole personality? Maybe you should have thought of that before growing older.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did anyone ever make that thing from the beginning of Her? Where you could pay someone to send a heartfelt letter on your behalf? I know its meant to be dystopic and cautionary but since when has that stopped anyone?
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Friday: I'm going to clean this whole place this weekend. Late Saturday: :: starts dishwasher :: Close enough.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
90s homophobia was a hell of a drug
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Rick James
ALT: Rick James
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OH LOOK AT ME I HAVE FEELING IN MY WHOLE CHEST
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Zach Galifianakis: How's Bragging Camp Going?
ALT: Zach Galifianakis: How's Bragging Camp Going?
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
jesus christ im so tired of this
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VØ₦ ฿Ø₲ ₩ł₮₵Ⱨ @bogwitch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, that checks out
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
ALT: Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
C, but looking down, sobbing
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
REJECT STRANGERS BEFORE THEY REJECT YOU. ITS NOT MISANTHROPY, ITS A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Turns out their financials revealed they lost more money than the entire GDP of Iceland
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this was detailed in the cautionary tale "i have no ottoman, and i must scream"
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can a dermal regenerator fix a leather couch
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They're so desperate to invent a new must-have product category, it beggars belief. They want to own the next product that everyone "has" to own to participate in society, like the car or the smartphone. But their product doesn't "solve" a problem, or even give the appearance that it does.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
deafening misery.pdf
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I used Claude for a non-trivial module this week and my takeaway is: I probably could have learned a lot by doing it myself, but instead I learned nothing. I've demoted myself to being the machine's tester. If I actually do things this way routinely, my job satisfaction will drop to zero.
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Public Domain Image Archive @pdimagearchive.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Illustration by Henrique Alvim Corrêa, from La guerre des mondes (1906). Source: Duke University Libraries pdimagearchive.org/images/52b720c3-… #destruction #forests #warfare #aliens #machines #war #bookillustration #painting #drawing #art #publicdomain
henrique alvim correa war of the worlds illustration
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know euphor i a would like to meet her some day C'est la vie C'est la viiie
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remember when starfugs had wifi, that you didn't sign into. I memba.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know euphori— uh would like to meet her some day C'est la vie "C'est la vie" by Weathers was the song I woke up with stuck in my head.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know if we can fix this. :: gestures broadly ::
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Action Required: Unmanaged emotions have now filled cesspit 377. Open a new cesspit immediately to avoid interruption of service.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
:: nightmares intensify ::
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ive never met a husband, but I have met people and Im not a fan.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
that boy needs therapy
p1: “Life has been pretty intolerable,” guy in red chair says.

p2: “Have you considered therapy?” guy in blue chair asks while scribbling on a notepad.

p3: “Uhh…isn’t that what this is?” the guy in the red chair asks.

p4: “No, I just like to draw caricatures of sad people,” blue chair guy says, showing his doodle.

“I was wondering why my insurance covered this,” red chair guy says.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The phrase "for they/them, not you" would be hilarious if it weren't so sad/dangerous
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
THAnk god it's Friday
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Am I supposed to be impressed by people using a fruit fly connectome to trade stocks? Ive been using a human connectome to look at porn for decades but you dont hear me bragging.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sadly the heart rate sensor in the Pebble Time 2 is wildly inaccurate. I think the sensor in my Garmin was much better.
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Ayla @goobbue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just found out Marge's hair in The Simpsons Game is billboarded so her raw model looks like this
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The worst part of looking for a husband is they're all just some random person. Ew goss! What would I want with one of those???
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I bet a husband would have been neat. At times. Mostly just a living nightmare, but neat at times.
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RiffTrax @rifftrax.com · 10/09/2026
Hey MSTies and Traxians who have just seen STING OF DEATH: thanks for coming to the show! Let's try and be wary of posting spoilers for folks who can't see it until Sunday or when the episode comes out on Oct. 9th. Fight your natural urge to circulate things!
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm confused by "negative self talk". What other kind would there be? Neutral self talk? "I'm such a plain person, I have no opinion of my abilities."
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drake duck @drakeduck.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The #mnstatefair Administration Building and its 50 year old sign is a must-photograph for me every time I'm at the fair.
The Minnesota State Fair administration building sign, lit up at dusk, featuring The word ADMINISTRATION and a cartoon likeness of Fairchild the Gopher. The sign is old and it shows. There are three faces, this is only one of them.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Applications of movies regarding {n} weddings and {m} funerals where (n + m) >> 3.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The grass might be green. The truth always hurts. He's all astro turf.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Don't be sensitive. It isn't worth it. Trust me, I checked.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Idea for a movie: Shot for shot remake of The Fifth Element but the part of Mila Jovovich played instead by Werner Hertzog. Peeeple eye!
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Werner Herzog: I Would Like To See The Baby
ALT: Werner Herzog: I Would Like To See The Baby
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Image notifications on @repebble.com are pretty cool. Or they would be if they actually worked and weren't just a grey square.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Harvey @hsandstrom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Look at these people advertising their undamaged bodies. You disgust me.
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
tits
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