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General Tso Tso Def

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 21/10/2025
First World Series between two cities threatened with invasion or invaded by a U.S. president.
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Nick Kranz @nick.writeforcal.com · 18/10/2025
Highlight of the game so far
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ben @vtben.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
"Cal Raleigh" is also an ACC rivarly now.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
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Count Duckula 🧛‍♂️🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
A comparative breakdown of professional wrestling legend Bruno Sammartino and all around piece of shit Christopher Columbus
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
The illustration is so good, look at the dude’s hat flying off
Ball lightning
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/10/2025
IOWA THICC PICK SIX WITH ERIC COLLINS ON THE CALL
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
"The two-minute timeout was 32 minutes ago"
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Elite chyron work here
Kalen DeBoer is 12-2 in a black hoodie
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Checking in on Kash Patel’s confirmation hearing:
Kash Patel confirmation hearing:

Dick Durbin asks Patel if he’s familiar with Stew Peters—a right-wing fringe conspiracy theorist.

Patel: <long pause> Not off the top of my head.

Durbin: You’ve made eight appearances on his podcast.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
So, wait, is this a "house divided" situation, or...
A BMW 440i with stickers on either side of the (Georgia) license plate for the Episcopal church and Rutgers, the State University of New Jersey
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General Tso Tso Def @howdyitsbrandon.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Tribal Combat for the first match is glorious work! #RAW
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mark @markthenomad.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
January 1, 2024: Milroe stopped on 4th down. Michigan wins. December 31, 2024: Milroe stopped on 4th down. Michigan wins.
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twogapsonehole.bsky.social @twogapsonehole.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
transfer portal nerfed the sec
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Michael Penix just had his first Atlanta Falcons Canon Event™️
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Wemby played chess with folks in Washington Square Park in New York City
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theflowerpower.bsky.social @theflowerpower.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
The best Odyssey adaptation
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
They gotta let Jennings keep throwing, this could be a legendary 5 TD/5 INT game
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
SMU breaking the “James Franklin is gonna be the first coach to lose a home playoff game” prophecy is by far the worst part of all this.
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
SMU currently
A crowd meter at maximum level on EA CFB 25
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General Tso Tso Def @howdyitsbrandon.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Thanks for coming 'Stangs 👋
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
bag secured
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Travis Hunter wins the Heisman
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 15/12/2024
The four Heisman finalists all started their careers at Group of 5 or FCS schools. Travis Hunter (Jackson State) Ashton Jeanty (Boise State) Dillon Gabriel (UCF) Cam Ward (Incarnate Word)
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Navy ran a successful fake punt with the NOSE TACKLE
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 14/12/2024
Extremely difficult achievement unlocked: Winning the HBCU national title despite having lost the same day's Heisman Trophy winner to transfer
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Jason Gilbert @jrgilbert.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
This unnecessary roughness penalty is sponsored by GEICO. Save 15% and get 15 yards from the spot of the foul
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Charismatic Fronkensteen @westerberghs89.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
2028 season: *ref on mic* If you or a loved one have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER Personal foul, number 23…
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 14/12/2024
there are a number of things in this single video that i guarantee you have never seen before
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PodKATT @podkatt.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SCST receivers using mouth guards as fashion accessories
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 08/12/2024
Entering the season, "Texas' best win will be against the defending-champion Michigan that beats Ohio State" would've seemed pretty impressive. Well guess what it's not
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Joe Tessitore is struggling to even do play-by-play because of how hard Jesse Palmer is making him laugh all day. 🏈🎙️🍊
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
"You and I would've struggled in Prohibition, by the way." - Jesse Palmer to Joe Tessitore 🏈🎙️
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Jesse Palmer says Skattebo in an Adam Sandler/Billy Madison voice and makes Joe Tessitore laugh hard. 🏈🎙️
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Sark looks like somebody you fight in the first few hours of a Yazuka game STEVE SARKISIAN PATRIARCH OF THE LONGHORN FAMILY AN ESPN SUBSIDIARY
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 07/12/2024
For the first time in 134 years of Army football, the Black Knights are conference champions. Army (11-1) earned the second 11-win season in program history, both under Jeff Monken, and still have two games left.
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Army wins first conference title in 134 years of football by routing Tulane in AAC championship
Army (11-1) earned just the second 11-win season in program history, both under coach Jeff Monken, and still have two more games left.
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
In their first year in the AAC, Army wins the league 35-14 over Tulane. Threw just two passes, rushed for 338 yards. 11-1 going into the Navy game.
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Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Boise State potentially going back to the Fiesta Bowl makes me happy.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Boise State should’ve paid for Travis Hunter smear ads on the MW championship broadcast. Ominous piano music, black and white pictures where he looks slightly evil, accuse him of hating puppies, the works
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
🤷‍♂️
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
when did DraftKings buy The Economist
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 04/12/2024
Boise State playing a game this Friday for either a bye to the CFP Quarterfinal with a win or a trip to the LA Bowl Hosted by Gronk with a loss might be the biggest stakes on a single game in the history of the sport.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 04/12/2024
Since nobody cared about raptors until Jurassic Park and all those raptors are girl raptors, the WNBA team should be the Raptors and the NBA team should be the Tempo. Or the WNBA team should be the Clever Girls
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
i'm bringing two flags
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The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
A New Yorker comic where the Big Bad Wolf has taken off his head to reveal grandma and she says to Little Red Riding Hood, "Oh honey, I didn't mean to scare you. I'm a furry."
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Using pepper spray exclusively after the fight had already been broken up is peak cop
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General Tso Tso Def @howdyitsbrandon.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Oh will you look at that. Another Milroe INT. 😔
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