Reposted by The Big Bad WolfThe Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There's a Greek/Mediterranean ingredient called mastic that's effectively pine sap. It's used in Turkish and Greek Christmas cooking and a few other recipes. It tastes and smells like chewing on a pine tree. And if you're dumb like me, you use a whole grain instead of ⅛th and make inedible food. 😅 151
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I finally got the MES people to delete my info from their database. You literally could NOT opt out of emails or data collection so long as they had you in the membership rolls. It was as invasive and non-consensual as the AI they were using to "roleplay." If I sound angry, I am. 000
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Keelhauling is considered one of the most painful ways of executing someone. They tie a rope to the mutineer's ankles and drop them in the water while under sail so that the traitor bobs to the surface in the wake and keeps almost drowning. Meanwhile, the barnacles on the keel tear off their flesh. 020
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Did he just... Make the dungeon orgasm?" is going down in my tabletop lexicon as one of the raunchiest, most hilarious things to say while gaming. "I didn't even know that was possible." (Dungeon Crawler Carl, btw.) 030
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I manage to lose Whamageddon every year because I host a weekly event in a mall. So when I tell you I've STILL not heard this song, you better believe there's some payola/bot brigading bullshit going on behind the scenes. It has not reached mall Muzak rotation at all on the west coast. 120
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Pretty sure Jesus was all about that vore life: "For I was hungry and you gave me someone to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me someone to drink, I was a stranger and you let me come." - Matthew 25:35, paraphrasedstatic.klipy.comUncomfortable Zootopia MomentALT: Uncomfortable Zootopia Moment 110
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026... What interests me is how absolute most people are in their answers. Know. Your. Audience. It depends on where you're interviewing and for what position. Etiquette is not one-size-fits-all. Just like dress codes are not universal. If the job is construction? Sure. Chem. Lab? Fuck no! 110
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This actually happened to me on a cruise once. I saw a bunch of older Chinese women playing Hong Kong mahjong and asked to learn. They straight up told me "no. Too hard." I was offended, because at the time I was crushing ACBL Bridge on the ship. But they were right. Mahjong needs months to learn. 000
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My buddy @dobbsfox.bsky.social calls riichi "Calvinball with tiles." It's like every rule has an exception. And it's hilariously easy to stumble into one of those weird exceptions. "Oh, no, sorry. You can't call Ron. You're in furiten because you discarded a tile that COULD win you the game." 020
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think the real story is the mirror after Biden so the malignant narcissist can stare at his own reflection. 020
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Macho Women With Guns was a huge perspective shift from the male-oriented and dungeon-centric D&D. But Vampire is the easy answer, and the Storyteller System was completely revolutionary. You wrote a STORY, not rooms/dungeons. Then Mage blew my mind. (Thank you, @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social.) 120
Reposted by The Big Bad WolfBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10380942795
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Meanwhile, on Telegram... A friend had to chase a bat out of his house last night (I see you, @qu33n-of-lies.bsky.social) which means he had to get shots today. Except he was saying something about getting meds... 120
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So Discord decided to start scanning images on a private server and filtering them, despite being told not to filter any content on the server. Time to replace Discord. (Not that it matters, but this was vanilla adult gay bara art.) Yeah, your $8B valuation is about to drop like a stone. F' off. 12611
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's all fun and games until the press gang breaks into 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 home. 111
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Imagine this popping out of the fog behind your car on a dark night in the middle of nowhere. 331
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026All I'm saying is I joined FurryMUCK around 1995. 👀🐺 Some of you were there around that time and I remember you. I may even still have the blackm...logs.static.klipy.comBoots: What's Up? Eyebrow RaisedALT: Boots: What's Up? Eyebrow Raised 171
Reposted by The Big Bad WolfNome @nome.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My first choice is "zero billionaires," but if I can't have that I'll take "billionaires with night terrors of guillotines trying to buy off the public." 3495101
Reposted by The Big Bad WolfThe Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wah likes appl. News at 11. 😋🐺 111
Reposted by The Big Bad WolfTies & Tails Club @tiesandtails.bsky.social · 22/09/2026T-shirt sales are LIVE! www.tiesandtails.club/product-cate... We still have a few kinks to work out with back-end automation and mobile layout, but sales work! Hurry and grab your hitchhiking ghosts before Halloween. And join us on October 24th for Trick or Meat if you're in the Seattle area!tiesandtails.clubT-Shirts – Ties and Tails Club 055
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I should not have gone unmasked last night. There was a snotling next to me and the mother had Halls on her breath. ... I have a scratchy throat and a drippy nose this afternoon. Too fast for COVID, but also not good. 🤧 I really hate people. Seriously. Stay the fuck home. Sell your tickets. 130
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There are actually plenty of historical examples of comparable behavior. In Europe, it was often an inbred hereditary psychopath. In Asia, it was often a warlord with psychopathic urges. In the middle east, religious leaders with bloodthirsty tastes reigned supreme. He's only unique this century. 1114
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Saw A Chorus Line tonight at the Fifth Avenue Theater in Seattle. Excellent job by the lighting and set team. They were the standouts of the show. Hopefully they fix the numerous audio problems though. Orchestra was playing too fast and louder than the singers, and one of the cast lost her mic. 230
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026In that vein, I made port and herb bottom round last night for roast beef sandwiches. Four hours @ 131.5°F. It's good, but because it was half a flat it needed longer to render the connective tissue. It's a little chewy, but delicious. I'm exhaling red wine fumes right now from a few pieces. 🤤🐺 163
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Take that'll get me cancelled: Most cheap bacon tastes like shit. I bought some regular (Kirkland brand) bacon for the first time in...ever... and all it tastes like is salt and bitterness. It desperately needs sugar and smoke and flavor. Dear god, how do you people eat this stuff? 110
Reposted by The Big Bad WolfTies & Tails Club @tiesandtails.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The furries invaded Everett today as we descended on All Rice Thai Hut (and Katya's Bakery) for an afternoon of the best Thai food in the Seattle Area. It was a beautiful day with incredible food and good furiends. 041
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fuck. Ken Jennings is now (rightly) blocked by A Very British Bigotry. Sigh. There are no heroes anymore. 010
Reposted by The Big Bad Wolf🐾 Wolfrik 🦴 Barkley 🏳️🌈 @wolfrik.chef.dog · 18/09/2026Hosted a Paraguayan special event at work today. Made my 75yr old Paraguayan employee so happy. She almost made me cry complimenting my Sopa Paraguaya. ”41 years I lived in America and never had Sopa Paraguaya like this. Only in my country." She then demanded pictures of me to show off to family. 🥲 2291
Reposted by The Big Bad WolfThe Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Pointing out the obvious, but ALL the economic pressure and the "journalism" about it was deliberate - not just the eggs. Every time there's a Democrat in office, prices surge in the months before a presidential election. Like clockwork. Republican administrations mean less regulation and more $. 0142
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Jesus fuck the writers this decade are high on... Wait, I'm being told the writers were all fired and the script was written by an algorithm designed to maximize audience engagement and toy sales. Well that explains a lot. 052
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026🟢🐺🟢static.klipy.comGreen? Supergreen! Movie QuoteALT: Green? Supergreen! Movie Quote 380
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your seasonal reminder that Nate Silver lost his goddamned mind during covid when epidemiologists told him he didn't know what he was talking about. Was it the pushback? Was it long covid? We may never know. 040
Reposted by The Big Bad WolfDemocrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Morning Kittens 1064302656
Reposted by The Big Bad WolfThe Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A guide to hitting on bears: Step 1) Attempt your sexiest French. Step 2) Run. 032
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Seattle has some interesting history when it comes to temperance laws. Once upon a time we were a bustling, bruising town full of ferry fights, rum running, and prostitution. Temperance laws were a reaction to the violence and "licentiousness." It wasn't until 2011 that we privatized liquor sales!historylink.orgProhibition in the Puget Sound Region (1916-1933)Five years before the 18th Amendment kicked off national Prohibition, Washington voters approved a state initiative banning the sale and manufacture of alcohol. Within days of this new state law, a t 000
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The furry community has higher standards than the Federal Bureau of Investigation.static.klipy.comMan Jumps into DumpsterAlt: Man gets thrown into Dumpster 072
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A guide to hitting on bears: Step 1) Attempt your sexiest French. Step 2) Run. 032
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So... Firr has finally used his powers to tf people into dogs via a car wash. 021
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026<Stares at all of you filthy, filthy dragon washers.> . . . Werewolf washing game when? 250
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Me, trying to make new friends as an adult for the past ten years: 1124
Reposted by The Big Bad WolfThe Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh, I have many reasons to f*** Daddy Gilgamesh. Just bend him over the Resolute Desk and...mmmm. 151
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"Kevin's not here."static.klipy.comWoman Yelling KEVIN! In TroubleAlt: From Home Alone 2, the mom screaming, "Kevin!" 181
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Make a band edible: Kleine Marmorkuchen Für Die Mehrheit 120
The Big Bad Wolf @tbbw1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026For all the Dungeon Crawler Carl fans out there... "Shhh, my naughty little piggie." 160