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How Do I BlueSky?

@howdoibluesky.bsky.social
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Recent transplant from UT to OR so that's basically my whole personality for a bit He/him

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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
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a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .
Alt: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera and slowly aging into an old man.
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
@illumi.meme need an assist, do you have a link to where you first dubbed them “skeets”?
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
the same picture but now the banner says ahhh skeet skeet motha fucka
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
penis
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
4 year old: Can we do that puzzle? (Referring to a 500 piece jigsaw puzzle) Me: I don’t know bud, that one is really hard, it’s probably too hard for me to do. 4: Not for me because I’m smart. Did my kid just call me stupid?
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
Call me a nerd but robot combat is so fucking cool. I’ve been watching the June NHRL qualifiers for the past few days when I have free time and it’s so much fun.
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
I haven’t taken my ADHD meds since Thursday. And I’m oddly doing very well. Not sure if that means I’m on the wrong meds/dose or was just overdue for a tolerance break or what. But I’m happy about it.
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
Minor parenting win: 4 yo refused to try a bite of scrambled eggs at IHOP, then started crying that he wanted to try a bite on the way to the car. Compromise: me making an egg for him when we got home. He tried a bite like he promised and said it was yummy, even though he didn’t eat a second bite.
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
This is the face of a man who has stared into the Abyss and the abyss told him ‘Shut up Wesley’
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
I assume "nu-male" are the male members of a nu-metal band, such as Corey Taylor from Slipknot, and a "nu-female" would be a female member of such a band, like Amy Lee from Evanescence.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
Sorry, for context, I think words have varied context-specific meanings because I have spent a number of years on earth so like that’s where I’m coming from emotionally
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
reminded that Phil Collins initially wasn't happy at all with his famous drum break in In The Air Tonight and re-recorded it using longer drumsticks to get a distinctive sound, a decision that had far-reaching repercussions
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Päivi Butcher AuDHD @finnattentive.eurosky.social · 25/07/2024
"Not sure if I said it or just thought it, but..." -Me, very often #ADHD
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Doctor Wind Turkey @dog-envier.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
Are you the enemy of the good? Cuz I think you're perfect
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
I will go years without remembering this song exists, and then something will remind me and it'll be the only song playing in my head for weeks
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 26/07/2024
Guys. It’s not just couches.
Screenshot of a DailyDot article. “Did JD Vance accidentally reveal he searched for inappropriate video of a woman and a dolphin? ‘I dread to think what the rest of your search history looks like dude.’”
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
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I Think You Should Leave Itysl GIF
Alt: He admit it!
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
Go away, I'm
"Battin"
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
I'm going public with my hot take of Nickelback's music is actually decent. It's not amazing, certainly not innovative, but it's enjoyable enough and gets your foot tapping and/or head bobbing, and that can be enough sometimes! Not everything needs to be life-changing music!
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
Everyone knows the disappointment of the Beast turning human and not being hot in Beauty and the Beast, but fewer know the disappointment of Goliath turning human and not being that hot either in Gargoyles.
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
oh shit, what's up
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
they didn't fuck; they made loveseat.
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
So much this. In our culture, we force people to hide their grief away, to never feel it, and treat it like it's an illness that you need to "get over". Cemeteries are the only place where it's "acceptable" to just... feel grief! It's insane to me because grief is a part of life! FEEL YOUR FEELINGS!
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
You can just use my name next time, no need to obscure who you're talking about
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
I thought the whole point of sock puppets was that they are low effort? Like, I just grab a sock off the floor stick my hand in it, and entertain a crying child!
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
You might call me weird, but I love Venn diagrams
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 21/07/2024
KAMALA, GO ON “HOT ONES.” NOW IS THE TIME.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
lotta people saying kamala should go on hot ones. one good reason is that it might goad trump into also going on hot ones, where he would die instantly
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 21/07/2024
Expand the Supreme Court on your way out, bro. Just do it. Die historic on the Fury Road
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 19/07/2024
Had to share this here lmao
Screenshot of twitter account Michael higham
Saying 
Aint CrowdStrike that final fantasy guy
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
It's exactly the same reason why the DCU never took off: They tried to skip to the end instead of doing the groundwork. MCU obviously feels like it has more groundwork laid but they actually *don't* post-Endgame.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
TWISTER is such a great movie. The good storm chasers have sensors that are balls, which are round and wholesome, and the bad storm chasers have sensors that are cubes, the most evil shape.
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
I thought I was done with my coffee so I threw a used tissue into the mug so I could throw it away later but I just realized there was like half a mug of coffee left... And then I stubbed my toe on my desk...
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
The problem with "where have you been" responses to people's rising political concerns is that we should be encouraging people to become politically active rather than scolding them upon their arrival.
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
As of last week: Portland, OR. If you're a fan of seafood, you should definitely check out the fish & chips window at the Portland Seafood Market. Super fresh, super tasty!
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
A Magic Eye picture. For the sake of not spoiling it for people, I’m adding some blank space to the alt text. 











It is a picture of Rick Astley in the Never Gonna Give You Up video
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
All of my everything hurts. The very concept of “me” aches.
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
Moving is exhausting. And most of our stuff hasn’t even arrived yet. Including the kids. They’ll get here tomorrow. Stuff next week.
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
I love that I live in Portland now, but I hate that we're kind of stuck waiting in the hotel until we get the keys to the house at some unspecified time... Can't really go do anything because all of our stuff is in our cars and we don't want to leave them somewhere.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
"YOU DON'T GET IT WE USE TO HAVE 24 EPISODES A SEASON, NOT 10, SERIES USE TO DO ONE EPISODE THAT WAS A MUSICAL, OR MUPPETS, OR CLAYMATIONS, WE USE TO HAVE EPISODES THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MAIN PLOT AND IT WAS JUST TO STRETCH A SIDE CHARACTERS LEGS TO INDULGE THEIR FANS WITH INFO"
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 06/07/2024
So I’m moving to Portland next week, driving up on Thursday. Looks like I’m just in time to miss this heatwave going on there. Love it when a plan comes together.
Screenshot of the iOS weather app showing that from today (Friday) through Tuesday, it is in the high 90s and peaking at 101 on Tuesday, then dropping to the mid 80s from Wednesday forward.
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
Holy shit it's a real thing, and yeah. Go get it, kids!
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 05/07/2024
Having to work on a Friday after a holiday before I take a week & a half off to move states is the worst
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Lou @loustella.com · 04/07/2024
Happy 100th birthday to the Caesar Salad
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
Quote skeet your friends/people you like, screenshot takes that you're disagreeing with.
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
Reasons I’m leaving Utah, Chapter 6:
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How Do I BlueSky? @howdoibluesky.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
Did anyone else watch this for hours as a kid from start to finish or was that an early sign of my neurodivergence that got missed?
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
frankly, the first defeat that we can hand them, in November, is the easiest possible one we are going to be offered, and we'd be fools not to make it happen.
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