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Josh M

@houndofcullin.com
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Main Character Lore — Non-Player Character Energy He/Him Left-Handed Left-In-General Modern Mountain Hermit Freelance Writer, Fixer, Complainer, Delighter

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TQ 🌿 @witchytq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
they know we don't want it. they do not care.
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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
And a very happy day to all who believe we are created equal In dignity, rights, and responsibilities to each other.
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 10/04/2026
idk how to explain to this planet that the thing that makes art worthwhile is that people made it
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Bison @bisonrimant.fr · 31/12/2025
Meme "Do you want to join my religion?
- What's your religion?"
A photo of an humanoid octopus wearing a dress, arms wide open, in front of a book held by branches. A duck on the top of its head, a king fisher on the arm, and a frog on the book
"I'm interested"
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 20/12/2025
If I wanted to look at pages of redacted notes from people who think black bars are going to make up for their own shortcomings, I’d read the SCP wiki.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 11/11/2025
This is exactly the kind of stuff that causes DF to live in my head rent free even though I haven't fired it up in years.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 10/10/2025
*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What
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John @localcelebrity.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Holy crap. These are officially licensed with proceeds going to the Corporation for Public Broadcasting! #PBSisPUNK twocrowcollective.com/collections/...
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 05/06/2025
Yeah, the world is bad right now. Really bad. But have you considered how much worse the world would be if all of the animals had human skin? Like... Just imagine a toucan or a cobra. It could always be worse.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/05/2025
Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
It always embarrassed Samuel Vimes when civilians tried to speak to him in what they thought was “policeman.” If it came to that, he hated thinking of them as civilians. What was a policeman, if not a civilian with a uniform and a badge? But they tended to use the term these days as a way of describing people who were not policemen. It was a dangerous habit: once policemen stopped being civilians the only other thing they could be was soldiers.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 02/05/2025
Get in loser, we're posting lock screens.
A vertical shot of a lilac bush with purple flowers in front of a rustic log cabin wall with a little sky peeking overhead. 
Superimposed over the picture is the lock screen buttons and the date/time (9:56. Thu, May 1)
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Sara B. @saraboboltz.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 29/03/2025
Literally any song by Five Finger Death Punch... But especially their cover of Bad Company. Is there anything try-hardier than changing the lyric from six-gun to "I was born SHOTGUN in my hand"? I get second hand embarrassment thinking of it.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 20/03/2025
Drove out to Springerville with some friends to meet up with another friend who was visiting from back East. It was fun, but we took a group photo because that is a thing you do. I look like an ogre of some kind. Like maybe I have a swamp, and maybe you need to get out of it.
Josh, our hero, with his big ol head and a tee-shirt that says "It is what it is" 
He is posing with three ladies whose faces are blocked by smiley face stickers. They are standing in the sun on a dead-grassy field.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 13/03/2025
GNU Terry Pratchett.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 09/03/2025
A worthy thread.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 28/02/2025
Listen, if you are building a TTRP party up with your friends, and none of you have ever watched The A-Team... You are probably doing it wrong.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 25/02/2025
Sometimes you accidentally buy 50lbs of rice as a single dude. Thankfully my stir fry game is ON POINT.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 23/02/2025
Yeah. Fair enough.
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Myrmidia @myrmidia.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
make it stopppppppppp
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 13/02/2025
I don't want to sound like a jerk, but respectfully: What the fuck?
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 13/02/2025
one party is trying to kill us and the other doesn't want to be rude and interrupt them
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
a couple years ago I got one of those japanese toilet seats which is heated (good) but it has a motion detector and when you get close its dick slides out of a hidden door, and a light comes on, and it makes you watch it pee a little into the toilet, and then retracts the dick (bad)
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 28/01/2025
I’m Canadian so I respect that I’m steps removed from all this, but if you’re a US elected official, coming on here to post, “AND he’s also done THIS horrible thing!” …if your post does not then CONTINUE with, “and I’m doing THIS about it,” then just fuck off.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 28/01/2025
So, I recently finished my Alan Wake 2 playthrough (it was great and frequently spooky enough that living alone in the woods felt like a bad idea) and am looking at my long, *long* list of games that have been waiting. I think that Kingdom Come: Deliverance is next, given it's getting a sequel.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 03/01/2025
It's been a long, trying day of fighting grass fires. I am ready for ibuprofen and sleep.
A field of dry grass, with a grass fire in the distance. In the foreground the back of a firefighter in beige wild land fire fighter clothing and a red Captain's hat looking off at the fire. 
The sun is visible as a bright orange spot in the smokey sky.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 19/12/2024
Yall. How're you having the energy to create (write, paint, sculpt, whatever) after working a full-time job? Half the time I don't even have the mental energy needed to play a video game. I'm dyin' over here.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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Chris Thorburn @cbthorburn.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
SIMPLY HAVING A
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/12/2024
we must imagine Sisyphus smashing that like & subscribe
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 08/12/2024
I turned 40 today. Now that I'm officially an adult, I supposed I should really get my shit together.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 03/12/2024
I know they say that "no man is an island," but what about a weird old lighthouse on the edge of a cliff? Can I be one of THOSE?
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 30/11/2024
Why is there no pumpkin spice Dr Pepper? There are already so many flavors going on in there... surely a few more can't hurt.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 30/11/2024
It's tough getting older. I turn 40 next week... Which means I might have to start learning to adult. But how? I am just a little guy, doing little guy things. Like watching cartoons and playing video games.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 30/11/2024
I just picked up Dungeon Crawler because I am a sucker for dungeon crawling rogue likes. In addition to being cute, you attack by pulling items from a 2d claw machine.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 27/11/2024
One of the worst things about ghostwriting is that sometimes I'm assigned travel articles where I spend a ton of time researching places that my ghostwriting can't afford to pay for. But hey, when the time comes that I *can* afford it, I'll know what to eat and where to go, I guess.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 08/11/2024
I keep randomly screeching “DONALD TRUMP’S AMERICA” to see if i can make it fun but it’s not fun
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 19/10/2024
there was a time in this country where you could meet a baby named Roy and i think that's beautiful
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 19/10/2024
Man, Bsky is really hopping right now. I might actually have to check in more than twice a week. I am still not calling them 'Skeets', though.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 19/10/2024
I didn't ask for this.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 15/10/2024
"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." - Glamorizes hustle culture - Speciest - Was taught to you in elementary school "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." - Metal as fuck - Implies that you are a wizard - No one will know you are testing out a font
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Tom @tomel.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
ChatGPT already has “Ph.D.-level intelligence,” in that once you remove it from its extremely narrow field of expertise (assembling words into credible-sounding passages) it is wildly out of its depth, but people vastly overestimate its authority because they don’t understand what “intelligence” is.
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 22/04/2024
Two fire calls in one week. Y'all gotta stop lighting shit on fire. Please. I need my beauty sleep. Hashtagvolunteerfirefighterorsomething
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New Year, New Anxiety 👍🎉 @timthinksthings.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
AI is inevitable. Just like blockchain was inevitable, and Bitcoin and crypto were inevitable, and NFTs were inevitable, and the metaverse was inevitable. “Inevitable” is just tech bro and VC speak for “I sunk way too much money into this shiny new thing that doesn’t really work please bail me out”
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Josh M @houndofcullin.com · 08/04/2024
I AM STILL NOT CALLING THEM SKEETS
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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
I have been reminded once again that the defining quality of power is that it can be abused.
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