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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 4h
In a more normal era, the Mike Tomlin story would be a week-long news event.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh we getting that rare Octobox+1.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really not looking forward to the Kessler Syndrome being caused by an exploding orbital data center because a bunch of rich idiots don't understand thermodynamics.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's wild that NFL players aren't allowed to do any victory dances that involve pretending to speak into a hidden microphone in their wrist while placing fingers near their ears, to mimic relaying information via radio, which implies the games may be scripted or otherwise coordinated with the League
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The RedZone countdown music goes crazy hard. I'm about to either rule Rome, fight in Middle Earth, or go to space. Or all three.
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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So there's this weird thing where I'm a quarter Mexican but have never marked myself as being Hispanic/Latino on any job form. I was told by my family growing up to not mark that box because jobs just use it as a market to not hire you. And now I just never check the box out of force of habit.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So, there's this ChatGPT commercial that plays, and it's all about all these people doing some sort of nebulous office job in a professional environment using AI to just...do things with their jobs? But nothing about the little snippets of these peoples' jobs...actually make sense?
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ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴋᴘᴇɴ @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬
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Resonite @resonite.com · 14/09/2026
We are excited to see the Steam Frame release! Unfortunately, our engineering team did not receive a dev kit, so our Steam Frame support will be limited until we get hands on. We will work on it as soon as we're able to!
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
[team gets a first down] Announcer 1: They needed that. Announcer 2: Yes, they did.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[gently turning the final page and closing the book, tears in eyes] "...but they knew they would always have that magical weekend in the dumpster behind the Arby's on the corner of Duke and Midway. And that was something the Zombie King could never, ever take away. The End."
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Got scared for a sec there when I forgot that they can't read our minds yet.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Come on Roman. You got this.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah, I'll do a line. Of the dust that accumulates at the bottom of an empty Family Size box of Cheerios that you have been eating without any milk over the last month. They only get better with age. Tasting more and more like delicious little chunks of flavorless cardboard. Live off it I would!
A fairly large pile of the finely-ground Cheerio powder that is at the bottom of a bag of Cheerios is on that familiar dark faux-grain faux-wood Ikea desk top. Two small lines of the Cheerio dust have been made with the included TOPGOLF membership card. The lines of Cheerio sand are fairly messy, with some of the top of the lines fragmenting out. I have the shakes something bad having these been my 8th and 9th, respectively, Cheerio lines of the afternoon. It's delicious and it's high in fiber and can help you lower your cholesterol.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"And the category is 'Before and After.' Hotshot, you have the first spin." I'd like to solve, please. "Dollar General Grievous"
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's a damn shame that Little League baseball uses the same caliber of umps my Thursday night senior men's baseball night in the parking lot behind the Ralph's uses.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I for one am very happy that Rectum and Cocks are finally pushing themselves into each other.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was told by my mechanic I should replace my car battery since it was getting low on charge. I thought "Eh, I barely drive, I'll just wait for it to die completely." That was 3 years ago. The battery finally died.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pretty sure this is the nostalgia talking, but the entire soundtrack of the original Halo is unmatched in the modern era.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You ever composing a skeet and go "Oh yeah, this is gonna be a great one to save in the Drafts for two years and then post randomly at some point in the future when it just seems to be the vibe"?
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 09/10/2025
Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote down the following: "BOOMER JOKE: We're gonna have to start putting our shoes through a metal detector before visiting the Reflecting Pool."
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hard to have any sympathy for these...things. These creatures, masquerading as people.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Left the sunroof open in my car out on the street for 2 days and not only was I surprised to see it not stolen, there also weren't any squirrels living in it. And I get the added benefit of being able to chalk this up to my memory ever-so-slowly leaving me forever.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The main component in lake seawater can also be found in a fresh pair of jorts. Over 300,000 species of jorts can be found in the Great Lakes alone, with many more believed to be ensconced in spumoni.
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Doing a whole Hunger Games thing in my gut biome by mixing rum into a kombucha to ensure only the strongest survive.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 19/07/2026
my original idea to make soccer more fun is to make the ball really big and replace the players with racecars maybe with rockets on the back of them
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hell yeah.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/07/2026
I am from LA and my grandma was Mexican so of course I am rooting for Mexico but going solely by the real-time reactions online I am also sort of rooting for the game to continue to be as chaotic and unhinged as possible
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So I was perusing the review section on the official website for plain Cheerios at 3:45am as one tends to do, and I found a gem of a post from Rodleen. www.cheerios.com/products/ori... If there's ever a Cheerios superfan, then this is them. Admirable dedication.
A screenshot from a mobile phone of the whole one-star review on question. It is titled "TOTAL DiSAPPOiNtMENT" by Rodleen from 3 years ago.

Cheerios, you messed this up big time. i have been enjoying Cheerios my entire life, since i got my first tooth, almost 50 years ago. Cheerios are my absolute favorite cereal. That is…. until today. The new formula just does not taste the same. It’s so disappointing! The difference may seem subtle to some, but to me, it’s life changing. It has completely lost the flavor that has always grabbed me by the core, rooting for more. Cheerios has been a healthy comfort food for me for nearly a half of a century, but unfortunately, i will no longer be buying this bland kibble. Youve lost that lovin feeling, oh that lovin feeling… Youve lost that lovin feeling, and it’s gone, gone, gone. Post Script: i am a healthnut with a plant-based diet. i gravitate toward certified organic foods. Which is why i know that organic foods, if grown, harvested, or prepared correctly, will taste better than regular foods. This new version of Cheerios obviously has cheap and/or different ingredients than its tried & true predecessor. Absolutely heartbroken. Post Post Script: i first posted this review on the Cinnamon Cheerios page [accidentally]. ↑ this review is for the Regular Cheerios, with the obviously new, inferior recipe.

And then some auto-filled summary at the bottom says:

I consume this product: Every day
X No, I do not recommend this product.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You know what, I'm taking back the term "Goldilock's Zone" from those astronomers and returning it to its original meaning: When you get so drunk you break into a stranger's home and eat their food and pass out in their bed.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 28/06/2026
US Fish and Wildlife made an instructional video on horseshoe crab flipping and this looks like the most fun thing ever???? As a "don't feed the birds at parks" guy my minds blown that it's helpful to run around beaches physically moving giant arcane crabs. medium.com/usfws/helpin...
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Oh my god I was swimming for 5 hours straight and every muscle and ligament in my body is on strike. I don't know how they unionized so quickly.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is incredible.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Is it carbon monoxide
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The weirdest thing I keep getting hung up on about USA's 250th is the UFC event being the headliner. They really could have done a regulation size little league field on the south lawn and done the all-stars, since it happens around the same time. It would've been so iconic as the American pastime.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Asking the furry con if there's a AAA discount.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Bed Bath and Beyond Meat
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Rory @roryreckons.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The question "What do 2 and 7 have in common?" on autism tests is extremely interesting in the responses, and relates to differences in reasoning. I will discuss these in this thread, but think about it for a second.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's funny because you can work at the Pentagon if you break into the Capitol and join a mob trying to kill politicians, but not if you smoke marijuana.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
And then had a bunch of topless men fight out in the yard while a bunch of military men she hand picked for attractiveness watched.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Everyone needs to have one uncommon country's capital memorized to test people who say they have every capital memorized so when you ask them what the capital of Tanzania is you'll know they're right when they say Dodoma.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hey, I LIKE IT when my video game takes A LONG TIME to START. That means to me that it is THINKING REAL HARD now to avoid thinking LATER.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
And for those asking if the last thread is all parody-fiction?
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard is standing in front of a lamp with the word sci-fi on it
Alt: Bill Riker from Star Wars saying variants of "Yes," each scene being a short clip from his popular TV show "Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction (You Decide) [1997-2002, 2022-2023]"
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I cracked this thing wide open. It's taken years of research, but I've finally got the whole thing figured out. Bear with me here. Did you know that almost 3,000 people die from a fire in their home every year in the United States? It's a considerable chunk of people.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Got a haircut and realized that the big Decision Time is fast approaching.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Glad we've got some more protogen food being developed!
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