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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dog and cat.
A picture taken from my bed, at an angle to my open window. It is the dead of night, the neighboring apartment building takes up the bottom half of the view outside my bedroom, the other half is blessed sky. The windows are open tonight, we have cool air again past nightfall. The air is dry again. But the city stirs, like a restless animal caught mid-dream, kicking out its paw at something imagined. A clatter. And the Observer arrives. My cat, Jack, black fur silhouetted against the building, the peaks of his ears just sticking up past the roofline. And a bright star hovering just beyond the reach of his left ear's point. Sirius. The Dog Star. A nametag, clinking against the collar of Canis Major. Jack watches him with the ancient interest of blood rivalry. There is no more sound. The city sleeps again. But the dog and the cat stay.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's the photons, really. When we figured out how to make photons it was all pretty much downhill. Never should've fucked with the photons, man. We were never supposed to have this many here.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OH, it's gonna be one of THESE games for the Chargers.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
EXCUSE ME. IT IS PAST MIDNIGHT.
A screenshot of a weather app showing the temperature as almost 28°C. There is no clock, but it is indeed 10 past midnight.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think today may have been the hottest day I've ever experienced at my apartment. My internet modem overheated while indoors and nowhere near direct sunlight. If this becomes the norm then this city is done.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I hear in the new Star Trek they're replacing Seven of Nine with Six of Seven.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Incredibly good essay, and shocked that it took me this long to learn women's bathrooms were installed on the Senate floor in *1992*!
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In a more normal era, the Mike Tomlin story would be a week-long news event.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brady Box is legitimately better.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh we getting that rare Octobox+1.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chaser
Headline of an article that states "Google's orbital AI data center test packs four TPUs and 1,000W of solar power — overheating limits runs to just 15 minutes, but orbital server will handle tasks for one year." You can't fucking make this shit up.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really not looking forward to the Kessler Syndrome being caused by an exploding orbital data center because a bunch of rich idiots don't understand thermodynamics.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's wild that NFL players aren't allowed to do any victory dances that involve pretending to speak into a hidden microphone in their wrist while placing fingers near their ears, to mimic relaying information via radio, which implies the games may be scripted or otherwise coordinated with the League
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The RedZone countdown music goes crazy hard. I'm about to either rule Rome, fight in Middle Earth, or go to space. Or all three.
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unoservix @unoservix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching football
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So there's this weird thing where I'm a quarter Mexican but have never marked myself as being Hispanic/Latino on any job form. I was told by my family growing up to not mark that box because jobs just use it as a market to not hire you. And now I just never check the box out of force of habit.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For me a huge part of the excitement comes from how big of an impact the images from Hubble had on me, and likely countless others. Knowing Roman is going to be even better just has me absolutely thrilled for how inspirational it will be for the next generation.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And I don't mean to be unnecessarily reductionist, it just can't be any more apparent that no one knows how to really market a product that they can sufficiently describe in a clear and concise way. They are selling you a mystical button you press and suddenly your job is done. What does that mean?
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It just started to seem like this was some approximation to a job that doesn't really exist. What's being pictured is a fantasy. Nothing in your actual use of this AI will come anywhere close to whatever the hell they are showing in this mythical, non-existent, backrooms-ass office job.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Like, am I to understand this person is the product design lead, web developer, finance director, marketing director, and HR? I mean, I get small startups but...there are many of you doing this same stuff in the same office? What type of job is this? What is happening?
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So, there's this ChatGPT commercial that plays, and it's all about all these people doing some sort of nebulous office job in a professional environment using AI to just...do things with their jobs? But nothing about the little snippets of these peoples' jobs...actually make sense?
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ᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
Macklemore just fried Ed Sheeran on IG 😬
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gotta be an oversight by @valvesoftware.com
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Resonite @resonite.com · 14/09/2026
We are excited to see the Steam Frame release! Unfortunately, our engineering team did not receive a dev kit, so our Steam Frame support will be limited until we get hands on. We will work on it as soon as we're able to!
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
[team gets a first down] Announcer 1: They needed that. Announcer 2: Yes, they did.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When you see those points go up there on the Big Board, you just know you're watching football.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
[gently turning the final page and closing the book, tears in eyes] "...but they knew they would always have that magical weekend in the dumpster behind the Arby's on the corner of Duke and Midway. And that was something the Zombie King could never, ever take away. The End."
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Putting a comically large cork on a Lucario spike drawing a lot of side-eye.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Got scared for a sec there when I forgot that they can't read our minds yet.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When you finally find your flashlight in Big Walk.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Come on Roman. You got this.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah, I'll do a line. Of the dust that accumulates at the bottom of an empty Family Size box of Cheerios that you have been eating without any milk over the last month. They only get better with age. Tasting more and more like delicious little chunks of flavorless cardboard. Live off it I would!
A fairly large pile of the finely-ground Cheerio powder that is at the bottom of a bag of Cheerios is on that familiar dark faux-grain faux-wood Ikea desk top. Two small lines of the Cheerio dust have been made with the included TOPGOLF membership card. The lines of Cheerio sand are fairly messy, with some of the top of the lines fragmenting out. I have the shakes something bad having these been my 8th and 9th, respectively, Cheerio lines of the afternoon. It's delicious and it's high in fiber and can help you lower your cholesterol.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the most AI-looking real image I have seen in a while.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"And the category is 'Before and After.' Hotshot, you have the first spin." I'd like to solve, please. "Dollar General Grievous"
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's a damn shame that Little League baseball uses the same caliber of umps my Thursday night senior men's baseball night in the parking lot behind the Ralph's uses.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hey Jon, some of the words were too small and I couldn't read them. Others were alright, none of them were too big, which is always a good thing. But if you can make some of the smaller words show up bigger next time that would be fantastic. Thanks in advance.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I for one am very happy that Rectum and Cocks are finally pushing themselves into each other.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I was told by my mechanic I should replace my car battery since it was getting low on charge. I thought "Eh, I barely drive, I'll just wait for it to die completely." That was 3 years ago. The battery finally died.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pretty sure this is the nostalgia talking, but the entire soundtrack of the original Halo is unmatched in the modern era.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You ever composing a skeet and go "Oh yeah, this is gonna be a great one to save in the Drafts for two years and then post randomly at some point in the future when it just seems to be the vibe"?
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 09/10/2025
Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote down the following: "BOOMER JOKE: We're gonna have to start putting our shoes through a metal detector before visiting the Reflecting Pool."
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"Become"?
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hard to have any sympathy for these...things. These creatures, masquerading as people.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Left the sunroof open in my car out on the street for 2 days and not only was I surprised to see it not stolen, there also weren't any squirrels living in it. And I get the added benefit of being able to chalk this up to my memory ever-so-slowly leaving me forever.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
For this action, if you visit the city of New York, NY, you will be arrested and turned over to the ICC in cooperation with the Alphabet Boys.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ah, yes, the symbolism of a pineapple within the context of a cruise is...definitely a certain type of fashion.
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Hotshot @hotshot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The main component in lake seawater can also be found in a fresh pair of jorts. Over 300,000 species of jorts can be found in the Great Lakes alone, with many more believed to be ensconced in spumoni.
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