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I have mail-order degrees in both murderology AND murderonomy! Amateur composer. Accounting goblin. Cancer survivor (so far). 1312 forever. (He/Him)

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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good. Post yours!
Stephen King's 1986 coke-fuelled fever dream, "Maximum Overdrive"
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"God dammit Merrill!" Live on National TV. Pat Murphy is the greatest. 🤣🤣
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As much as I hate the Dodgers, no team whose fanbase is still doing a Tomahawk Chop in 2026 deserves to win anything ever.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At least for right now, as of this minute, the Top 3 in the Big Ten are exactly as predicted before the season started.
UCLA, Minnesota, and Wisconsin are all 2-0 in conference play. Minnesota was expected to be middle of the pack and Wisconsin towards the bottom. And while that still may happen, no one expected both of them to win their first two conference games (each with a victory over a ranked conference opponent).
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"We don't care what our voters think." Man, truly puzzling how this party keeps losing national elections. Better get Sherlock Holmes on this one.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Look. Arch Manning just isn't that guy. The expectations put upon him just because of his name and heritage were totally unrealistic, and we see that every time he plays a really good team.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'll put this in terms the Left can understand: Lake Ontario identified as Lake America, and it transitioned. Smile and hold for laughs to connect with audience and appear presidential. by J.D. Vance
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just SAYING something this outlandish and utterly impossible should bring you a fraud charge. Elon Musk and Dylan Taylor and all these other grifters just spout any random technologically impossible bullshit for a stock bump, pocket the profits, and move on to the next scam idea.
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👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Caked up ALF from behind in denim shorts and milhouse in the corner with caption “Remember Alf? He’s back in PAWG form!”
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
On August 5th, 2001, a Seattle Mariners team that would finish with a record setting 116 regular season wins was ahead of the Cleveland (then) Indians 12-0 after 3 innings and 14-2 after 6 innings. Cleveland would win, 15-14 in 11 innings. www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CLE/CL...
baseball-reference.com
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ferran Torres had the first mercy kill goal in World Cup history.
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Pausa de Hidratacion
Pausa de hidratacion
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
To me, any Democrat who runs for President and doesn't begin by promising to fire everyone at ICE on week 1, cannot be taken seriously about anything else.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
NEW: Two-hundred-and-fifty years in, Justice Jackson is doing the work that is needed from our leaders. The United States needs leaders willing to speak forthrightly about our past and ambitiously about our future in order to make it through the treacherous present. This Fourth, at Law Dork:
lawdork.com
Two-hundred-and-fifty years in, Justice Jackson is doing the work that is needed from our leaders
The United States needs leaders willing to speak forthrightly about our past and ambitiously about our future in order to make it through the treacherous present.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I think Donald Trump has raped more people than showed up for the Great American State Fair.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
Being smart never stopped me from being a complete idiot
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Horrifying updates from Venezuela. Only 188 confirmed dead so far, but over 45,000 people missing. With tons of heavy-lift equipment needed to move rubble, it will likely be months before we have the final death toll.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Democratic establishment was real big on "vote blue no matter who" until the No Matter Whos started winning.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Trump’s reaction to hearing the staged gun shots and seeing Melania’s fear. All of this for a ballroom.
Trump smirks at his wife’s fear
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We are so far beyond even Teapot Dome levels of "government captured by private industry" in this country, and Democrats genuinely seem to believe their unpopularity is driven by being too nice to trans people, instead of being driven by their screamingly obvious hypocrisy about this.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
The US-funded Iron Dome over Israel and the US-made Patriot ground-to-air missile defense systems around the Gulf have been complete failures at stopping the counterattacks from a nation with a modern missile system like Iran.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The GOOD way to show up in the Epstein Files.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A Clockwork Green
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Giannis needs to take 60 attempts a game because the rest of this Bucks team is sixteen flavors of hot ass.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
ICE: "We will kill anyone who tries to stop us, including police officers." We are already in a Civil War, folks. It's not "coming," it's already started.
Philadelphia sherriff Rochelle Bilal threatened to arrest ICE officers who broke the law, and the official government twitter account for ICE replied with, "Try it. See what happens."
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The Federal government is at war with the American people
Kristi Noem at a podium with a motto "One pf ours, all of yours" on it.
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
If the executive branch can unilaterally cut off federal funding to specific states the union has already been dissolved.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
ACAB includes Olivia Benson
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/01/2026
conservatives are more angry about the coverage of the murder than the murder itself because JD and all these nazis think killing people who oppose them is good and they want to do it more without the pushback
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Through the first two years of the college football playoff system, the Top 4 seeds are, so far, 0-6.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
"Hostrauser's March" by W. Paris Chambers (an American march composed in 1896)
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
There's no oscillation. A program designed to force a white supremacist society to include people who are being unnaturally restricted is not discriminatory, and is good. White christian conservatives wouldn't be able to handle actual discrimination. They can't even handle equality. Weak.
A frequently-blocked dipshit writes "When you create DEI programs that explicitly discriminate against white Christian conservatives, they tend to take issue with it. Meanwhile progressives oscillate between pretending discrimination is not happening and celebrating that the discrimination is a good thing.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
100% this.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Tammy Baldwin is a TERF. Man, Wisconsin can't have anything nice.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Unfortunately, the United States only has two major political parties and they are both on the side of the billionaires.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Joe Biden: he made sure the roads were in good condition so ICE could roll up and kidnap your grandma!
"Biden has raised little of what he needs to build a Presidential Library" –New York Times
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Read this thread and try to convince me why every single ICE agent in America shouldn't spend the rest of their lives in prison.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Look, I hate conspiracy theories, buuuuuuut... does anyone *really* believe there was THIS MUCH of a nationwide shift to the left in just 12 months? Can we at least consider there was some funny business with Trump sweeping ALL of the swing states in 2024?
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
This is fantastic. The proper response to Nazis is not debate, it is violence.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Hey, Donald Trump just publicly stated he intends to use the military to kill American citizens, so when I inevitably end up in a concentration camp I hope it's with an opinion columnist who said we were "overreacting" so that I can beat his ass for forty days and forty nights.
Trump statement on using the military in U.S. cities.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Opinion| Could releasing the Epstein files cause autism?
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Ezra Klein is an imbecile who should never be listened to.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Can't have an economic crash if you don't report on the economy!
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
MAGA, when Trump threatens to deploy the military to blue cities: LOL, get wrecked libruls, we're not messing around. Fuck your feelings. MAGA, when White Supremacist Poster Boy gets gurgled in front of a crowd: how could you stoop to such violence! That Sturmbannführer had a family! For shame!
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