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I have mail-order degrees in both murderology AND murderonomy! Amateur composer. Accounting goblin. Cancer survivor (so far). 1312 forever. (He/Him)

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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 6h
Brewers golf bag has two clubs: pitching wedge and driver.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 6h
Good plantains and jollof rice can fix damn near anything.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Someone other than Renny Harlin needed to direct, though. 🤣
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Love that film. Plot was enormously silly, but the dialogue was really sharp and Geena and Sam had good on-screen chemistry.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good. Post yours!
Stephen King's 1986 coke-fuelled fever dream, "Maximum Overdrive"
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"It speaks to a character that enjoys turning power into violence." Literally every single person in the Trump Administration can be defined by this one sentence. Bravo.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember after 9/11 the FBI put a undercover agent in a mosque to stir up anti-American sentiment, and the Muslims were so appalled at his rhetoric they reported HIM to the government.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What a horrible country.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"God dammit Merrill!" Live on National TV. Pat Murphy is the greatest. 🤣🤣
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As much as I hate the Dodgers, no team whose fanbase is still doing a Tomahawk Chop in 2026 deserves to win anything ever.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cheat code player
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LOL. "What would Hitler do?" He'd eat a bullet, that's what he'd do. They could learn something from that.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At least for right now, as of this minute, the Top 3 in the Big Ten are exactly as predicted before the season started.
UCLA, Minnesota, and Wisconsin are all 2-0 in conference play. Minnesota was expected to be middle of the pack and Wisconsin towards the bottom. And while that still may happen, no one expected both of them to win their first two conference games (each with a victory over a ranked conference opponent).
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LOL. As if I would ever care what happens to Airport Rent-A-Cops.
Old man grimacing, caption simply says "FUCK EM"
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Death Cult approves of death in all its forms.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
High five! *thunder doink*
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dude is 6'7" and listed at 264 pounds (be for real). I wouldn't be eager to try to slow that mass down, either.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lamb fanfic
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
White-person ska
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looks like they did a dirty delete. Who was it?
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Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"We don't care what our voters think." Man, truly puzzling how this party keeps losing national elections. Better get Sherlock Holmes on this one.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If you are a Browns fan, please, don't do this alone. Help is available. www.nami.org/co-occurring...
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Self-harm | NAMI
Self-harm is not a mental illness, but a behavior that indicates a need for better coping skills. Several illnesses are associated with it, including borderline personality disorder, depression, eatin...
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Look. Arch Manning just isn't that guy. The expectations put upon him just because of his name and heritage were totally unrealistic, and we see that every time he plays a really good team.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm torn between extreme worry and Judge Judy.
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Elderly Woman Gesturing in Courtroom
Alt: Judge Judy pointing to her watch and pounding her desk in a "hurry up" gesture.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maybe not cure cancer, but I'm determined to find out if they can!
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Man, when he hit that gravel I thought it was all over. What a race!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'll put this in terms the Left can understand: Lake Ontario identified as Lake America, and it transitioned. Smile and hold for laughs to connect with audience and appear presidential. by J.D. Vance
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Whoever that is you're quoting I already have blocked, but I'm reminded of this.
Human rights are not up for debate
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just SAYING something this outlandish and utterly impossible should bring you a fraud charge. Elon Musk and Dylan Taylor and all these other grifters just spout any random technologically impossible bullshit for a stock bump, pocket the profits, and move on to the next scam idea.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Corporate translators? Why can't the horses be CEOs of space companies?
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
"On March 17, 2026, the nation’s gross debt eclipsed $39 trillion. Of that amount, approximately 80 percent was debt held by the public — representing cash borrowed from domestic and foreign investors...with the former [domestic] holding more than two-thirds of it."
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I was wrong in the Social Security is actually a very small portion of it. I was correct in stating that the deficit is mainly due to stealing from the people. Sorry you don't know how anything works. 🫠 www.pgpf.org/article/the-...
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The Federal Government Has Borrowed Trillions. Who Owns All that Debt?
Most federal debt is owed to domestic holders, but foreign ownership is much higher now than it was about 50 years ago.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
By stealing from the people. Things like Social Security are nearly insolvent because the government has borrowed so much money from their funding that they never paid back.
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👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Caked up ALF from behind in denim shorts and milhouse in the corner with caption “Remember Alf? He’s back in PAWG form!”
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
On August 5th, 2001, a Seattle Mariners team that would finish with a record setting 116 regular season wins was ahead of the Cleveland (then) Indians 12-0 after 3 innings and 14-2 after 6 innings. Cleveland would win, 15-14 in 11 innings. www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CLE/CL...
baseball-reference.com
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social you can never get me away from baseball.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
These will be used against protesting students 6,000 times before they encounter an active shooter.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
From what I'm hearing, southside of Appleton into Menasha and Neenah. My mom is in Grand Chute and wasn't hit by the tornado.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Love to get gunned down by unregulated ICE-IS while on my way to fill up on gas that is $3.10/gal instead of $3.80/gal.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The cosplay cowboy hats are frying me.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ferran Torres had the first mercy kill goal in World Cup history.
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Basketball Fan, of the Sixers and LeBron James lmao! @drewhamm5.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Pausa de Hidratacion
Pausa de hidratacion
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Now that I can't abide."
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Brad Pitt with a large knife
Alt: Brad Pitt with a large knife (Inglourious Basterds)
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
To me, any Democrat who runs for President and doesn't begin by promising to fire everyone at ICE on week 1, cannot be taken seriously about anything else.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I've never prayed to lightning before. Should I pray to Thor?
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
NEW: Two-hundred-and-fifty years in, Justice Jackson is doing the work that is needed from our leaders. The United States needs leaders willing to speak forthrightly about our past and ambitiously about our future in order to make it through the treacherous present. This Fourth, at Law Dork:
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Two-hundred-and-fifty years in, Justice Jackson is doing the work that is needed from our leaders
The United States needs leaders willing to speak forthrightly about our past and ambitiously about our future in order to make it through the treacherous present.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Lex Luger telling the story of this spot is amazing. Luger was in cowboy boots and had no traction, he wanted to abort the spot. Yoko said, "no problem brudda, get a wide stance and I'll do the rest." Luger insists Yoko basically slammed himself. Yoko was THAT good and THAT athletic.
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