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I have mail-order degrees in both murderology AND murderonomy! Amateur composer. Accounting goblin. Cancer survivor (so far). 1312 forever. (He/Him)

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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good. Post yours!
Stephen King's 1986 coke-fuelled fever dream, "Maximum Overdrive"
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At least for right now, as of this minute, the Top 3 in the Big Ten are exactly as predicted before the season started.
UCLA, Minnesota, and Wisconsin are all 2-0 in conference play. Minnesota was expected to be middle of the pack and Wisconsin towards the bottom. And while that still may happen, no one expected both of them to win their first two conference games (each with a victory over a ranked conference opponent).
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LOL. As if I would ever care what happens to Airport Rent-A-Cops.
Old man grimacing, caption simply says "FUCK EM"
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Whoever that is you're quoting I already have blocked, but I'm reminded of this.
Human rights are not up for debate
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
Being smart never stopped me from being a complete idiot
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Yet another use for this...
Hello sir, I'm writing a story about men who have never given a woman an orgasm, may I ask you some questions?
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Delighted to have been proven wrong.
Being smart never stopped me from being a complete idiot (picture is a solenodon in a clown costume)
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Republicans have an unhealthy obsession with supervising other people's genitals.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Anyone who amasses a trillion dollars should have it all instantaneously fall on their head.
Graphic with a visual size comparison of $10,000 vs $1 million vs $1 billion
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
ICE Agents should be afraid of vigilante justice every day for the rest of their lives.
You chose to be a nazi for a job. Eat shit.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Put 1,000 ICE Agents outside the Capitol and arrest any elected official who attempts to seat a new Congress. I think you err in looking at this situation rationally, as if rules and roles still apply.
Think what they'll do to enforce it, and realize that's what they'll do.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
ICE: "We will kill anyone who tries to stop us, including police officers." We are already in a Civil War, folks. It's not "coming," it's already started.
Philadelphia sherriff Rochelle Bilal threatened to arrest ICE officers who broke the law, and the official government twitter account for ICE replied with, "Try it. See what happens."
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The Federal government is at war with the American people
Kristi Noem at a podium with a motto "One pf ours, all of yours" on it.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
ACAB includes Olivia Benson
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
"Y'all Klan?"
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
First ballot Hall of Famer
Its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet they ignore me. Its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Joe Biden: he made sure the roads were in good condition so ICE could roll up and kidnap your grandma!
"Biden has raised little of what he needs to build a Presidential Library" –New York Times
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Liberals treat leftists worse than republicans
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Here's how it will work: Trump will declare a federal emergency due to voter fraud, deem the results null and void, then send his private army (ICE) (and/or the National Guard, and/or the military) to the state for a "recount." If you try to stop them, you will be killed.
ICE goons aiming a gun at the face of a frightened man
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Hitler: "so much for the tolerant left"
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Hitler bemoaning the "tolerant" left
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Hey, Donald Trump just publicly stated he intends to use the military to kill American citizens, so when I inevitably end up in a concentration camp I hope it's with an opinion columnist who said we were "overreacting" so that I can beat his ass for forty days and forty nights.
Trump statement on using the military in U.S. cities.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Hot dog guy meme, "we're all trying to find the guy who did this"
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Lucy yanks the football away from Charlie Brown
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Can't have an economic crash if you don't report on the economy!
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
LOL, Trump mourned Charlie Kirk for all of 1.3 seconds
Interview transcript
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Picture of the botched restoration of "Ecce Homo" a fresco by Spanish painter Elías García Martínez
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Me and the boys heard you was talking shit
The Animal Gang (2013) by Rob McInnis
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
Takashi Shimura in Akira Kurosawa's "Ikiru" (1952)
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Americans did NOT elect the sex pest, for once.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Happy Juneteenth! Celebrate accordingly.
The chair shot from Fade in the Water
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Bro trust me bro it’s real this time please bro
The long history of US and Israeli Propaganda about Iran's nuclear program
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Okay, but seriously: are the 2025 Colorado Rockies the worst baseball team of all time?
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I'll tell friends and family to blane you.
Juvenile
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Pondering over some of Central Florida's top tourist attractions before we leave the area.
Tourist fliers for Boot Barn, Bass Fishing, and Fully Automatic Machine Guns.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Kevin James crawling out of a sewer with a mirthful look
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Does your local doctor's office or hospital have a roomful of kids in iron lungs, struggling to breathe? No? This was commonplace less than a century ago. The reason it's not a thing today is because of the polio vaccine. No other reasons. None. Just vaccines. Vaccines save the world.
Four young polio victims in iron lungs, helping them breathe.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Thanks for the warning. Easiest decision of the day.
Blocking Matt Yglesias to restore balance to the universe
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Spray bottle spraying, with the caption "No."
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
How my sleeves act every time I go to wipe my ass
Dopey from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves with his long sleeves covering his hands.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
These people (right-wing goons) are so fucking weird.
The Gadsden flag snake wearing a MAGA hat and captioned, "don't call me weird, I just demand to see your genitals."
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
Real tough talk from a guy who's been shot at more in the past couple of months than most of us have in our entire lives. He just assumes he will survive the rough hour. Fascists like him always assume the violence will never bite THEM on the ass.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #172,265!
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
I have a structured settlement but I need couch now!
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
The fourth fictional character in my phone is my roommate
The Landlady of Pig Sty Alley from "Kung-fu Hustle"
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
Arkansas governor Sarah Sanders (R) signing a bill to allow more child labor vs. Minnesota governor Tim Walz (D) signing a bill to ensure universal free lunch at school for all children. Which party's vision do you want for YOUR children in November?
Grim-faced, suit-wearing tykes glancing nervously at Arkansas governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders as she signs a bill allowing them to die in the service of capitalism.Beaming children hugging Minnesota governor Tim Walz as he signs a bill guaranteeing universal no-cost lunch for school children, a huge step in fighting child hunger.
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
Literally the instant I hit post my account was locked for a week. I love messing with those fascist babies on Twitter. 🤣
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Hostrauser @hostrauser.bsky.social · 19/07/2024
100%. These are the trends a filthy leftist like me gets.
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