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Horza ☢️🐼

@horzapanda.bsky.social
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That Panda guy. They/them. Married. Will mad scientist for money

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Videogame Beaches🏳️‍⚧️ @videogamebeach.bsky.social · 16h
Lately I've been seeing a lot of depressing posts about how people discard their own experiences in favor of efficiency and utility, and for some reason I needed to launch into a disjointed and pedantic rant about why useless is good.
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Why are you playing at your age? What is its use?
The Rise of Utilitarianism and the Death of Leisure
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Chai on the Ritts @ritts.bsky.social · 15h
"No fence could hold ME back." some random green sheep gal. toooootally unrelated to the kiwi bank sheep named Buck. yep. drawn live, video for it out soon.
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13h
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Nescire Jaska @necirejaska.bsky.social · 4h
Just a reminder to anyone who stills plays Fortnight, you're playing a game by a company that fully embraces the A.I. Slop machine.
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hey interesting! Anyway, check out this fun satirical parody design based on a classic tarot card! Of course, this is for entertainment purposes only!!
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 20h
It's not "okay" -- it's required! Our shared fundamental duty! No rules here. Don't treat them nice. Give them exactly what they've earned.
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 16h
If we were to be systematic about it there would be millions. Literally
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 16h
I’m pretty sure there’s already a porn film by that name (possibly Shaving Ryan’s Privates?) 😂
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 16h
Imagine if they spent $1.2 billion actually helping people? :P
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 17h
Finished up a really fun commission for @caseyexplosion.bsky.social I created a "Ragged Creepflow" brush in ArtFlow a few years ago that I've been getting a lot of use out of this month, and I feel like it added an extra edge to this one as well.
A parody if the "SICKOS" character from the Onion, featuring Casey Explosion as the Sicko, saying "Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!".
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Coffee&CannabisClub-𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐊𝐜𝐮𝐟 @coffeecannabisclub.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Turns out if you get good grades and can mask well, they let you white knuckle undiagnosed ADHD & autism until your entire life falls apart
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20h
I like games made by people
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Clara Drake @ MFF @drakenbyte.com · 21h
Someone come make wefts for me lol. I’m so close yet so far. I just have the tail left but that’s the longest part of this hair monsters body lol rip me
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 21h
They do look a little disoriented. I would suggest offer water, but too late now (plus you’d need a dish of some kind)
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 21h
I was about to quote tweet TRAIN! but I see you beet me to it 😂
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22h
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 22h
Ideally it would involve Spitting Image puppets, but yes, that is something that would work in their style
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 22h
Common people but instead of I want to live like common people like you It’s I want to shit on common people, like you And it’s sung by a succession of former PMs in front of a Margaret Thatcher shrine
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 22h
A lot of supposedly staunch British TERFs suddenly went offline on Twitter when Yandex went down
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Furs of Color @fursofcolor.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy indigenous Peoples Day! Make yourself known, Indigenous Furs!
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Zomb-Vee @luchavee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
✊🏽Happy Indigenous Peoples day!
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just thinking about this as the state harasses Ilhan Omar over 40 year old paperwork.
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Elon Musk, enemy of ‘open borders,’ launched his career working illegally
Investors in Musk’s first company worried about “our founder being deported” and gave him a deadline for obtaining a work visa.
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Booniss Everdrunk @bookiesnacksize.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Monday
Pingu holding a stick of dynamite captioned "you triggered my fight or flight response, and I'm a flightless bird"
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Vulkiri ✨ @vulkiri.art · 10/10/2026
its that time of the year again
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
New York Cafe Support The Third… I’m going to assume that last word is Reich Just in case the SS lightning wasn’t obvious enough
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s so weird. As an AMAB I get to see a lot of it up close too :/
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Obligatory innocent men reference
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Hacker T Dog: We're Just Normal, Innocent Men
Alt: Hacker T Dog: We're Just Normal, Innocent Men
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Strype (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @strype.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just for funsies, have a new friend.
Sala the Tetrakoma.  She's a white and green four-legged arachniform synthetic with a large black faceplate that displays her inquisitive yellow eyes as she examines a sensor node of some sort
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Strype (COMMISSIONS OPEN!) @strype.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh what's that? A buncha #Art, served hot n fresh? Oh yesssssss
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Oku ΘΔ @oku.mow.haus · 11/10/2026
Ukraine blows up a Russian datacenter and suddenly 90% of far-right internet activity stops abruptly weeks before American Midterms. Lmao
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You would hope it was obvious, especially in the UK and US, that the majority of media are owned by a handful of billionaires
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Isn’t there already a Star Trek Green Lantern crossover too?
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Hazard: The products present a risk to health as the sand in the doorstops may be contaminated with a small quantity of asbestos.” O_o
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That’s also my wife
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Misophonia is definitely a thing, you are not alone in that
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Urban Truth Collective @urbantruth.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A war on walking. A war on biking. A war on public transit. A war on better cities. But a war on cars? Hardly. The #UrbanTruth is that #CarDependency is still the norm in far too many cities, and the #RoadLobby will do everything they can to keep it going. Don’t buy the lie. #WarOnWalking
Picture of a luxury car parked mostly on the sidewalk with an elderly couple with mobility aids forced to walk around the car on the street into traffic. The text says “Don’t buy the lie that there’s a war on cars. They’ve been waging a war on walking for a century.” Via the Urban Truth Collective. 
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It seems like they’re trying to shift blame from oil prices from Trump’s fuck up in Iran to Ukraine more than anything else
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I also own one of those, somewhere, which probably gives away that it hasn’t been used for a while >_>
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So the Lovense Remote app no longer reliably controls either my old Hush 1 or the brand-new Hush 2, meaning that I paid £90 + shipping for a paperweight that additionally revealed that my other purchase from them is also now a paperweight. Do not buy products from @lovense-official.bsky.social.
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It doesn’t even have manual controls? Same goes for Roomba, my house mate got kicked off the Reddit for complaining. They fucked up a n update a few months ago :P
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I might have sung myself a little hoarse >_>
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Abolish Ice youtu.be/aKpgb2WrGo0?...
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Gogol Bordello - Immigraniada (We Comin' Rougher)
YouTube video by Gogol Bordello
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’ve been sneaking looks at Bluesky whilst totally watching the machines to check they’re still working properly (which did mean I had to actually fix them occasionally) Unfortunately I can not provide fat girl titties, hope you find what you need 💚
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Working through brain fog sucks -_- Good luck
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Russian tanks famously being all diesel, yeah, probably not much spare capacity
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A situation that would be repeated later with frontier towns that were mostly men 🤣
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks Louisiana purchase? X3
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is hard to picture a world in which Tim Schafer "accidentally" laid off specifically every person in his company who had led a Unionization effort or supported it. Very tough to imagine that being an accident, and kind of fatally sabotages Tim's "good guy" vibes.
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Tabby 🔜 Howloween @cuppatabby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kinktober Day 9: Orgasm Denial
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Horza ☢️🐼 @horzapanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So his family went Full Hapsburg? 😱
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