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HorizonStrider @horizonstrider.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally got around to this, and with all this Valkyrie talk I found it fitting to draw a Valkyrie swimsuit for good ole @protonjon.bsky.social. ...What? It's already the start of fall? Tell that to my weather, it's still in the 80s and 90s (F).
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Burnt🍵 @burntgreentea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nessa! #pokemon
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Tigera @projecttiger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
93 ✦ #vocaloid ✦ #GUMI ✦
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Pippin's Mom @demirabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bunnies can do whatever the FUCK they want
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How you look when you’re playing Ace Attorney in VR
The visored face of Godot from Ace Attorney Trials & Tribulations
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
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(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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おつまみ/ReDrop @redrop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FGOの期間限定イベント「くたばれ! パンプキンファーム・スローター」にて、概念礼装「ヴァリアント・ウルフ」描かせて頂きました🐺🐍💎 ご縁がありましたらよろしくお願いいたします🎃(PU10/7までです) news.fate-go.jp/2026/09/hall...
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.
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Life Is PI🥧 (Commission closed) @lifeispi314.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day! Risky and Shantae struck gold—arrr! 🏴‍☠️ #TalkLikeAPirateDay
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Dizzy @dizzyisverydizzy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rin on the Beach 🌤️
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vere's pimp @motley-fae.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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Asterix Archiv 🐗 @comedix.de · 20/09/2026
Eine schöne Bastel- und Malarbeit. Manchmal trägt Obelix den Hinkelstein. Manchmal ist Obelix der Hinkelstein. Dürfte nicht leicht gewesen sein, diesen Stein zu finden. #Asterix #Fanart
Das Bild zeigt einen kleinen, länglichen und nach oben abgerundeten Stein, dessen Form an einen Hinkelstein erinnert. Der Stein wurde rundherum so bemalt, dass er selbst zum Körper von Obelix wird.
Auf der Vorderseite sind Obelix’ Gesicht mit den roten Zöpfen, sein nackter Oberkörper sowie der grüne Gürtel mit großer gelber Schnalle zu sehen. Darunter setzt sich seine typische blau-weiß gestreifte Hose bis zum unteren Rand des Steins fort. Seine Füße stehen auf einer kleinen grünen Wiese, die mit roten Pilzen und Blumen verziert ist. Der obere, dunkelgraue Teil des Steins bleibt weitgehend unbemalt und wirkt dadurch wie ein Hinkelstein, der hinter Obelix aufragt.
Die Rückseite löst den kleinen optischen Scherz auf: Dort fehlen Kopf und Oberkörper völlig. Stattdessen sieht man nur Obelix’ Arme, die sich von beiden Seiten um den grauen Stein legen. Seine Hände greifen hinter dem „Hinkelstein“ ineinander. Darunter sind wiederum die gestreifte Hose und seine Füße auf der Wiese zu erkennen.
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Mike Rose @mikerose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT RTs HUGELY APPRECIATED 🏌🏌🏼‍♂️🏌🏌️‍♀️⛳🛺 This is *Really Illegal Golf* It's essentially Metal Gear Golf with Friends. Really. - Multiplayer stealth golf - Dodge security, stay alive, and sink that putt - Free multiplayer demo available right now store.steampowered.com/app/4115520/...
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MercuryCDX @mercurycdx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The main reason you won't see a Poker Night at the Inventory 3 is that the first one was made back when people cared about Texas Hold'em. You need a new table game, one that the kids are down with. Mahjong Night at the Inventory
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GespenstKai Arts (Comms Closed) @gespenstkai.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Oh boy, it's my birthday, surely it'll be at least a good day" *evil and Intimidating sudden expense that drains all my savings so now I don't even have for the internet bill that's due in a few days because my parents decided to go into debt they weren't able to pay* Share pls #Art #Commission
Sale: Full Color Thigh Up: 55GespenstKai commission prices 

Full color: $60
Flat color: $50
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Burnt🍵 @burntgreentea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Orihime #bleach
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Survives somehow
drawing of a puppy with the caption; "I have survived everything I thought I wouldn't and I'll survive this too"
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 14/09/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads:

survive. they fucking hate it. it makes them so damn mad. do it.

With a doodle of an elephant in trans pride colors
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Retro Blast 👻 @retroblastpod.com · 15/09/2026
Happy 25 years to the Nintendo GameCube
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JoCat 🔜 Spokane Ren Faire @jocat.net · 15/09/2026
A trans friend of mine meets another trans friend of mine and they immediately start tongue wrestling this is like the fifth time this has happened wtf
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Dizzy @dizzyisverydizzy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let the diva relax ♨️
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Dizzy @dizzyisverydizzy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Summoning error 🪄
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Dizzy @dizzyisverydizzy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What if Miku and Luka 💙🩷
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Akai Riot @akairiot.com · 06/09/2026
her design grew on me, for some reason
A series of illustrations of Remielle Dan from Zenless Zone Zero. She's seen from a high angle, looking down from eye height while she sits the edge on a big old fashioned sofa. She's wearing her black outfit, showing lots of thigh and cleavage, with one arm on the seat of the sofa next to her for support and the other arm propped on the arm of the sofa, her hand resting on her chest as her fingertips sink delightfully into the softness. She's looking at the viewer (Wise, as we'll see) and smiling. Part 2, her smile grows wider and her eyes narrow. Part 3, Wise's lower half appears in POV and he's got his dick in his hand, stroking it. Remielle sticks her tongue out against the sheer fabric of her mask. Part 4, Wise has blown a big load on her cleavage as she licks her lips. Part 5, she pops her tits out of her dress, still covered in cum. Part 6, a variation with no Wise and no cum but she's got her tits out.

All parts for supporters at www.patreon.com/akairiot! Thank you!
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whimsy is actually a form of resistance against a world that wants us to be miserable. Says Skeletor trying to keep the whimsy even when the world is truly miserable.
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💜Vicky Eris💜 @inazumakick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Ari Zonia @ Commissions Open @ari-zonia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Dizzy @dizzyisverydizzy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Vista reference sheet for you scholars out there
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Dizzy @dizzyisverydizzy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yeah she just shows her bra all day dw about it
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J5daigada | COMMS OPEN @j5daigada.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
cleaning your screen, if you even care
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Dizzy @dizzyisverydizzy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the evil miku on your shoulder
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Year Progress @yeartimeprogress.web.app · 02/09/2026
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Dizzy @dizzyisverydizzy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Everybody's Super Hatsune Miku Racing 🏁
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crim 🍧 @scrimblocrimbo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🍧AUGUST ART HIGHLIGHTS🍧
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Thrown Controllers Universe Clips @tcuclips.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Disc Only QotD no.624:
Tom: Where did September come from?!
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Life Is PI🥧 (Commission closed) @lifeispi314.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Rottytops’ Summer Beach Fun! ⛱️👙🌞 #Shantae
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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dizzyisntdizzy.bsky.social @dizzyisntdizzy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
oh who were these sent to 🤔
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Dizzy @dizzyisverydizzy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Miku Birthday Selfies 🎂
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jez 🫐 @noctilin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
one of my favorite lines in the game. he's so zac oyama coded to me #fieldsofmistria #fanart
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Proton Jon / Claire @protonjon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Live the kind of life that causes people to celebrate your good deeds, your sense of humour, and you yourself. As devastated as I am about Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, we were all absolutely lucky to get to experience their energies growing up, even if only in passing.
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Dizzy @dizzyisverydizzy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Summer Peachy 🩷
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