Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 04/09/2026Congratulations to all litigants in person who have had their end-stage Dunning Kruger effect exacerbated by ChatGPT‘s award winning confirmation bias. You rock. Just - please - remove the tell-tale metadata from the docs and - for the love of God - reformat the output from US Legal to A4. Tx. 🙄 000
Reposted by Nils HoppeAlasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It’s been quite an eye-opener to be told that academic freedom means you can study any old antisocial horseshit at other people’s expense, and neither the funder nor anyone else has the right to tell you to stop because it‘s antisocial horseshit 36517
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 23/08/2026Adam is right, of course. And as anyone who has ever worked in a university will know, tough protocols for recruitment percolate down from uni to faculty to department, to institute, to chair. At every level they soften and frazzle. Often, by the time you are at the committee stage, anything goes. 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 23/08/2026There’s the first law of thermodynamics. And then there’s the first law of holes. 🙄 030
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 23/08/2026I‘m unconvinced that resorting to name-calling makes one look like a compelling advocate for academic values. This is disappointing. 130
Reposted by Nils Hoppefishslapman.bsky.social @fishslapman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I'm very confused about these news reports about a robot that's faster than Usain Bolt. My car is also faster than Usain Bolt and it has never once been featured on the news. 1632654
Reposted by Nils HoppeSam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I wish media outlets would describe Nathan Cofnas as a racist rather than a "self-defined race realist" which doesn't mean anything to most people. His writing meets any definition of racism however narrowly and cautiously drawn. 672600570
Reposted by Nils HoppeHari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Arday found dead and a very large number of British commentators are deleting posts and videos. 362254485
Reposted by Nils HoppeRichard Carr @richardcarr.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This 1-2 (from when the plagiarism story first broke) really struck/still strikes me. The schoolyard bullying that followed an unusual (though, re plagiarism, not unique) story was appalling. Criticism of his practice was clearly fair, but it tipped over into something else - particularly on X. 1456975
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 15/08/2026If you’re into observing slow-motion car crashes, do head over to X to see everyone who had a strong opinion on Arday turning on everyone else who had a strong opinion. None of them come away from this entire thing with their integrity intact. 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 07/08/2026For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolutely mandatory item it must include? At least three of those SIM card slot opening pins that came with your last phone. 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 27/07/2026A Law Suit nmcgh.medium.com/a-law-suit-c...nmcgh.medium.comA Law SuitI have a strange story to tell my London legal bubble. Unless you have an interest in bespoke and fitted suits, or far too much time on… 021
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 27/07/2026I have a weird and wonderful story to write in the next few days: how I sued Stanley Ley (a proper law-suit! 🤓) and got a judgment against them. Stay tuned! 011
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 18/07/2026As a badged youth football coach I can confidently state that France‘s back four are playing like they’re 9 and chasing a ball in a playground 000
Reposted by Nils HoppeRonen Steinke @ronensteinke.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Man könnte jetzt als CDU mal neu nachdenken über die KRIMINALISIERUNG von Leihmutterschaft hierzulande. Oder halt Gesetze, die man für sich selbst nicht akzeptieren möchte, einfach weiter umgehen, weil man reich genug dafür ist. Was wird‘s sein?sueddeutsche.deKommentar: Die Leihmutterschaft sollte entkriminalisiert werdenJens Spahn ist dank einer Frau in den USA Vater geworden. Das ist in Deutschland verboten und er selbst hat einst diesen Weg zur Elternschaft heftig kritisiert. Zeit, es zu ändern 33536120
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 30/06/2026English law bubble friends: does anyone have any idea what is going on with Stanley Ley at the moment? Catastrophic customer service, goods not delivered, radio silence. Has it been sold recently to someone who doesn’t care about tradition? 🤨 111
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 04/06/2026An international football tournament in an autocratic banana republic? What could go wrong? 🙄 www.politico.eu/article/swit...politico.euSwitzerland’s star striker barred from entering US ahead of World CupBreel Embolo hasn’t traveled to the U.S. yet, but his team is saving his seat for him. 000
Reposted by Nils HoppeStephen Kinsella @stephenstroud.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Well worth reposting. @patmillsuk.bsky.social 01711
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 16/04/2026Bravo. “…this soiled and sorry tournament, a grotesque experiment in vulture capitalism and authoritarian overreach…” www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comTicket to ride? Fifa premium makes this the World Cup that actively hates you | Jonathan LiewThe $95 bus trip to Foxborough highlights a tournament unique in modern times – one that ultimately makes no secret of its disdain for the paying public 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 13/04/2026One of my favourite films is ‘Heat’. I just saw ‘Crime 101’ and it’s very much on a par. Strong recommendation! 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 12/04/2026Oh FFS. AI is absolute nonsense and should go in the bin straightaway. 010
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 06/04/2026It’s that time of the year when a grotesque evil-looking fantasy figure, whose far-fetched back story can only partially explain his un-human nature, forces children the world over to crawl around on all fours to find edibles. Also pictured - the Easter Bunny. 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 06/04/2026www.theguardian.com/law/2026/apr...theguardian.comTrump threats cause dilemma for US officers: disobey orders or commit war crimesLegal experts say attacking Iran’s infrastructure would constitute a war crime – but would military officers be held responsible? 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 02/04/2026This is great but I can’t get over the plural. It’s Attorneys General, not Attorney Generals. 001
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 01/04/2026“A spokeswoman for the Gob Squad – what used to be called the Bar Council – said it fully supported the move. “The old way was just so basic,” she said. A Law Society spokesman said: “Why are we never the cool ones?”” 111
Reposted by Nils HoppeMack Butterfield @mack2114.bsky.social · 31/03/2026In a functional democracy, he would offer his resignation tonight. 771132254397
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 30/03/2026What is it called when an entire government needs an intervention? Is there a single sane person at the helm? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comJD Vance says aliens are ‘demons’ and details obsession with UFOsVice-president promises ‘to get to the bottom of’ reports of US government files about unidentified flying objects 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 17/03/2026This could be a storyline for a Grisham novel. www.legalfutures.co.uk/latest-news/...legalfutures.co.ukTrio convicted of trying to fool solicitor in jury tampering bidA convicted murderer and two accomplices who tried to fool solicitors for their criminal associates into reporting jury tampering so as to have the convictions quashed have themselves been convicted. 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 14/03/2026👀😬 www.theguardian.com/science/2026...theguardian.comConfidential health records from UK BioBank project exposed onlineExclusive: Guardian investigation finds data from flagship medical research leaked dozens of times 001
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 10/03/2026We truly live in an era of men whose confidence is undiminished by expertise or experience. To be fair, we’ve probably lived in that era for the last 300,000 years. It just feels especially painful at the moment. 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 06/03/2026www.reuters.com/legal/legali...reuters.comOpenAI hit with lawsuit claiming ChatGPT acted as an unlicensed lawyerChatGPT maker OpenAI has been accused in a new lawsuit of practicing law without a U.S. license and helping a former disability claimant breach a settlement and flood a federal court docket with meri... 002
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 20/02/2026I’m always baffled when utterly unqualified people give exceptionally confident but totally wrong legal advice. His GP must live in abject fear of him sitting in his waiting room long enough to strike up a conversation with anyone. 😬 100
Reposted by Nils HoppeWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 19/02/2026Come, Sir Andrew, there’s no remedy 352961666
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 17/02/2026With apologies for the gavel. www.femtechworld.co.uk/news/fertili...femtechworld.co.ukEmbryos saved after patients win high court consent caseMore than a dozen fertility patients have won a High Court battle to save their embryos, eggs and sperm from destruction after paperwork mistakes. The ruling followed errors that meant patients did no... 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 17/02/2026🥳 www.theguardian.com/society/2026...theguardian.comFertility patients win high court battle to save embryos after consent errorJudge says people should not lose chance of parenthood ‘by the ticking of a clock’ after 10-year deadline missed 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 16/02/2026This has been occupying almost every waking hour of my life for well over a year, not least because of the unexpectedly combative position taken by some of the parties. I‘m pleased that we have managed to obtain this result for the successful applicants. ldmh.partners/high-court-c...ldmh.partnersHigh Court clarifies transitional consent rules for storage of gametes and embryos – LDMH 120
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 11/02/2026Legal bsky - I keep having LinkedIn posts in my timeline with photos by barristers, clearly taken in the RCJ (corridor rather than court room). I was almost certain that is also prohibited. Am I wrong? 100
Reposted by Nils HoppeThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/01/2026“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.theonion.comRFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across CarpetWASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ... 29192681886
Reposted by Nils HoppeAndrew Leahey ⚖️ @esq.social · 31/01/2026Been toying around with Claude Code, and implemented an idea shamelessly lifted from a @annmlipton.bsky.social suggestion. Lots of bugs to iron out. TOS Tracker - Monitor changes to Terms of Service, Privacy Policies, and other consumer-facing legal documents. tostracker.apptostracker.appTOS Tracker - Monitor Legal Document Changes 074
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 22/01/2026Fifteen minutes of your time you will not regret using for this rhetorical and political masterclass. One for the ages. youtu.be/izDAOvHz5Wc?...youtu.beIn full: Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney's speech at the World Economic Forum in DavosYouTube video by The Journal 020
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 22/01/2026This image, not entirely unlike that of Alan Kurdi ten years ago, should do something to you if your moral compass is intact. It is a bright cold day in January, and the clocks are striking thirteen. 031