fishslapman.bsky.social @fishslapman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I'm very confused about these news reports about a robot that's faster than Usain Bolt. My car is also faster than Usain Bolt and it has never once been featured on the news. 1632654
Reposted by @fishslapman.bsky.socialKimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 27/04/2025 400290865043
Reposted by @fishslapman.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/04/2025theonion.com/show-me-wher... 396325594485
fishslapman.bsky.social @fishslapman.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Trump playing with the global economy the same way I used to play Street Fighter 2; keep mashing buttons and hope for the best.. 000
Reposted by @fishslapman.bsky.socialNeil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 08/04/2025You matter. Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light squared. Then you Energy. 1714395680
Reposted by @fishslapman.bsky.socialAndrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 01/03/2025Pretty much sums it up 22994362974
Reposted by @fishslapman.bsky.socialShaun Lintern @shaunlintern.bsky.social · 28/02/2025You can send donations yourself direct to ukraine here: war.ukraine.ua/donate/ #SlavaUkraïniwar.ukraine.uaDonate to Ukraine’s defendersThe National Bank of Ukraine has decided to open a special fundraising account to support the Armed Forces of Ukraine. 29816469
fishslapman.bsky.social @fishslapman.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Putin's puppet forgot to put his mask on today. Shameful. 000
Reposted by @fishslapman.bsky.socialBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Absolutely brutal scroll on Fox. 2640367839559
Reposted by @fishslapman.bsky.socialTony Michaels @thetonymichaels.bsky.social · 07/02/2025 121132179
Reposted by @fishslapman.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Reform are panicking about people pointing out that they want to replace the NHS. So please don't share this clip of Nigel Farage saying he'd rather healthcare was done through insurance companies. 691170988
Reposted by @fishslapman.bsky.socialNeil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 21/12/202421 December 2024 Happy Solstice to planet Earth and all its residents. For the next half year, daylight gets longer north of the Equator and shorter south of the Equator. Confirming that yes, contrary to what many people think, days get **longer** in the Winter and **shorter** in the Summer. 792902319
Reposted by @fishslapman.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Dear Nigel: a) you weren't an MP when this happened b) sentencing reflects factors like the severity of injuries caused - ie none c) it was a MILKSHAKE you big cry-baby 901782387
Reposted by @fishslapman.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 02/12/2024I'm indebted to The Telegraph for reminding me about that time in 2022 when Labour gave unfunded tax breaks to the rich in a mini budget that tanked the economy, crashed the pound and massively increased interest rates. 1062881
Reposted by @fishslapman.bsky.socialAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Kemi Badenoch at #PMQs: "We had a budget in March this year and tractors were not blockading the streets of Whitehall afterwards." Here are the tractors blockading the streets of Whitehall in March this year. They were protesting - you really couldn't make this up - Badenoch's trade policies. 😂 10439411592
Reposted by @fishslapman.bsky.socialBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 27/11/2024If you needed even MORE of a reason to switch to Bluesky, China is "troubled" by the fact that they've invested so much time on Twitter buying ads, bots, and influencers... only to see the people they're seeking to manipulate (us) flee the site. www.semafor.com/article/11/2... 922327467820
fishslapman.bsky.social @fishslapman.bsky.social · 08/11/2024This week my mother got stuck on the other side of the planet after suffering a fractured shoulder and missing her flight home. The US elected that guy again. Work has sucked, we missed a delivery deadline for our latest software patch. This is a bad week. Hello new social media platform! 😄 000
Reposted by @fishslapman.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Boris Johnson checking his book sales figures. 2172773
