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Nils Hoppe

@hoppe.law
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Professor of Law and Dean of Research at the University of Hannover 🇩🇪 » Partner and Solicitor Advocate at LDMH (@ldmh.partners) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 » ❤️💙🦅 Life sciences and technology law ➡️ hoppe.law

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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 05/07/2026
He’s clearly not getting it. It’ll be swarms of locusts next.
Screenshot of FT headline reading “Donald Trump defies heatwave and storms to deliver July 4 adress”
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 27/05/2026
Leipzig here I come ❤️💙🦅
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 12/04/2026
Oh FFS. AI is absolute nonsense and should go in the bin straightaway.
Screenshot of AI prompt reading “without telling me the result, who did Crystal Palace play against today”, whereupon Google Gemini cheerfully tells me the result
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 06/04/2026
It’s that time of the year when a grotesque evil-looking fantasy figure, whose far-fetched back story can only partially explain his un-human nature, forces children the world over to crawl around on all fours to find edibles. Also pictured - the Easter Bunny.
White House press photo showing the current President of the USA with a person in an evil-looking bunny costume.
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 10/03/2026
Need to find some mates who know history 🤓
Screenshot of message exchange. Friend says “Tudor needs to be sacked at half time”. OP answers “Absolutely. They should hire Stuart Pearce immediately.”
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 20/02/2026
I’m always baffled when utterly unqualified people give exceptionally confident but totally wrong legal advice. His GP must live in abject fear of him sitting in his waiting room long enough to strike up a conversation with anyone. 😬
LinkedIn screenshot of Laurence Gardiner writing: “The police and the UK prosecutors are looking for a way out. The Royal Family are looking for an off ramp; they thought that they had already purchased one. The judiciary hope that they never need to try this case. 
Misconduct in public office is a civil offence and not a criminal offence. The legal test is the balance of probabilities and not without reasonable doubt. The penalty would be a slap on the wrist instead of a prison sentence. 
Mr Mountbatten-Windsor need only refuse to answer questions as he has always done and to deny wrong doing as he has always done and we will be home in time for hot tea and crumpets in the comfort of his grace and favour home. This is performative justice in place of reall investigative justice. 
Investigative journalism is the only hope for children and teens victimised by the alleged offender. Journalists should keep digging!”
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 20/02/2026
Incredible achievement, very early in life.
Screenshot of a Guardian headline that reads:”That was fun’: Keely Hodgkinson smashes world record set on day she was born”
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 19/02/2026
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 09/02/2026
I can totally see what that might look like…
GBNews Tweet that reads: “British Army paratrooper regiment face being sent into battle without parachutes as part of latest cost-cutting measures”
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 22/01/2026
This image, not entirely unlike that of Alan Kurdi ten years ago, should do something to you if your moral compass is intact. It is a bright cold day in January, and the clocks are striking thirteen.
Screenshot of the Guardian article’s feature image, showing a 5 year old boy being detained by ICE in Minnesota.
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 21/01/2026
LinkedIn post that reads: 

“Bond | Blofeld back story ; In the 1960s Ian Fleming confirmed to Henry Blofeld that his brother John had played a role in the naming of the supervillain.

“The story [Fleming] told me was that when he started writing Thunderball… he wanted an evil name,” Henry recalled.

“He couldn’t think of one [so] he took a taxi to Boodle’s, sank gratefully into a leather armchair and proceeded to go through the membership list in alphabetical order, looking for a suitably sinister name.

“He had reached the Bs when he was pulled up short by a couple of Blofelds, my father and brother. In his own words, ‘I slammed the book shut, gave a yelp of delight, ordered a pint of champagne, and never looked back.’”
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 21/01/2026
This was posted by @mambarlife.bsky.social in the Other Place and it’s too good not to share it.
A reader‘s letter in the times which reads as follows: 

Old adversaries
Sir, Your obituary (Jan 19) of Mr Justice Blofeld rightly referred to his fine sense of humour. When he first sat in Winchester a barrister called Richard Bond stood up to open the first case. Mr Justice Blofeld began to stroke the white ermine on the sleeve of his High Court judge's robes as if stroking a cat. He then said with a smile: "We meet at last, Mr Bond."
Sir John Royce Clifton, Bristol
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 11/01/2026
US Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino (pictured on the right) has opted for a sartorial style that really tells you everything you need to know. [I changed the Bovino photo to monochrome]
A photo of Adolf Hitler wearing a heavy winter uniform coat, hands clasped in a particular way. A photo of Greg Bovino wearing a heavy winter uniform coat, hands clasped in a particular way.
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 08/01/2026
“The disgraced former barrister”… 🙄
Screenshot of Tweet sent by Steven Barrett saying: “Judges are appointed based omthe strength of their commitment to Labour Politics

Why else do you think they want Judges alone deciding guilt.”
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 03/01/2026
And we go live to our roundup of the international response to the US kidnapping a foreign leader…
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 01/01/2026
Watched Back to the Future 1-3 with the kids yesterday as we were waiting for the New Year. The portrayal of Biff Tannen as a grotesque, sexist, criminal millionaire who has taken over America now seems painfully prescient rather than comedic. The parallels (also optically) are mind boggling.
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 08/12/2025
I‘ll just leave this here…
Screenshot of an X post that reads: “My attorneys, Mssrs ChatGPT and Gemini, have now recovered over £1,000 from an airline that originally stonewalled my compensation request. Strongly recommend lawyering up with large language models.”
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 05/12/2025
Finding it really hard not to swear profusely at these sycophantic clowns.
Infantino giving Trump the FIFA Peace Prize
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 05/11/2025
Social media management and reading comprehension. A drama in three acts.
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 21/10/2025
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 04/09/2025
It’s the DM, so handful of salt and everything, but I cannot for the life of me work out how privilege has evaporated to permit Rayner’s lawyers to issue a statement. 🤯 What am I missing?
Screenshot of a Daily Mail headline suggesting that Angela Rayner’s lawyers are disputing her version of events.
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 03/09/2025
I think I have to correct myself. I’m getting my Victorian lawyers mixed up. This is a different case I think? www.theguardian.com/law/2025/sep...
Screenshot from the linked Guardian article with the following passage highlighted: 

“When the matter returned to court the lawyer confirmed that the list had been prepared using legal software that utilised AI.”
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 03/09/2025
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Image shows Danny Glover and Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 02/09/2025
To be fair, there’s a solid sustainability argument in favour of reusing government assets as much as possible.
Image of one of Theresa May’s “Go Home” vans. 

Credit: https://www.ourmigrationstory.org.uk/oms/go-home-responses-to-migration-in-britain-today
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 01/09/2025
Just leaving this here… 🙄
Image shows a tweet by @jaimerh354 saying “For the benefit of all young and aspiring lawyers - this is the height of professional discourtesy. 

Never, and I mean never, offer advice to someone you are not instructed by behind instructed counsel’s back, no matter how publicly you do it.”
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 01/09/2025
To bring some strong LinkedIn energy into this place, I am thrilled (thrilled!) to announce that I have managed (against the odds) to pass my Higher Rights of Audience assessment. This means I can now wear a wig without having to make up an implausible excuse. 🥳
Image shows Hugh Laurie in Blackadder wearing a powdered wig and toasting into the camera
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 17/05/2025
😁🦅
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 10/05/2025
Bucket list getting shorter… 🥰🥳
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 21/04/2025
So how come @sylviademars.me is blocking me? This is baffling.
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 06/04/2025
Thoughts and prayers…. Source: r/biglaw
A sign saying “Paul Weiss Internal Partners Morale Event - Estuary North Wing” with an arrow pointing right
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 25/03/2025
The Unbelievable Scale of #AI’s Pirated-Books Problem www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 13/03/2025
Thanks for the warning. I‘d better take a different train. 🤓
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 06/03/2025
In case you were in any doubt whether they are completely bonkers or not:
Screenshot of document from US Congress reading: 

Introduced in House (02/10/2025)
Red, White, and Blueland Act of 2025

This bill authorizes the President to enter into negotiations with the government of Denmark to purchase or otherwise acquire Greenland. The bill also renames Greenland as Red, White, and Blueland.
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 24/12/2024
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas… 🥰
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 26/10/2024
“Now then sir. Can you tell me where you were yesterday between 9am and 5pm?” www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 25/10/2024
If anyone has one of these beauties in their cellars (as one does) - drinking window is now very much exactly where it needs to be. ❤️🥰 #bordeaux #wine
Image shows bottle of Chateau La Gorre 2007
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 23/10/2024
Even without the tell-tale sign of missing footnotes/authority, there is something in the language used by #generative #AI that doesn’t seem right. Can’t quite put my finger on it but it doesn’t feel right when reading it (esp. when triangulating it with the actual student behind the text).
Screenshot of a paragraph of text from a student’s coursework. It reads: 

“Strains arise in connection with the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR).
While Article 8 of the ECHR guarantees the right to respect for private and family life, the European Court of Human Rights (ECtHR) and various European states have different views on surrogacy. The ECtHR has repeatedly stated that while national bans are permissible, care must be taken to ensure that children born abroad through surrogacy are not legally disadvantaged. The conflict therefore lies between the national ban and the protection of human rights, in particular children's rights.”
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 17/10/2024
What is it with this guy?
Image shows tweet from Jiankui He claiming he could cure Alzheimer’s.
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 16/10/2024
How it started / how it’s going
Daily Mirror front page from 1996 with headline “Achtung! Surrender!”Sun front page from 2024 with headline “Fussball kommt nach Hause”
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 13/10/2024
😭
Image shows extract from table of contents with author‘s name misspelt as „Hoppea“
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 10/10/2024
Absolutely delighted with this find. 🥰
Image shows cover of Topolski‘s Legal LondonImage shows illustration from Topolski‘s Legal London, showing judges and law officers wearing traditional gowns and wigs
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 02/10/2024
Rough day ahead? Not as rough as it was for these gentlemen, courtesy of my Kemp & Kemp coffee mug 🤓
Image shows coffee mug with court award averages for the loss of limbs from the 1890s
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 01/10/2024
Image shows the FidoNet dog
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 18/09/2024
Can barely see you lot from up here...
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 13/09/2024
I sense a Renaissance style painting in this… 😂
Image shows the British Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer surrounded by journalists in a way that is reminiscent of some Renaissance paintings
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 01/09/2024
My ordeal continues with #BlueBoarRoast
Image shows a full Sunday Roast at a restaurant
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 31/08/2024
In other news, I’m having some beastly coffee at #ESCConference
Image shows paper cup with coffee. There’s a receipt stuck to the side of the cup which reads “Order 666”
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 30/08/2024
Update: It’s getting worse.
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 30/08/2024
My job is terrible. I am being forced to drink Champagne in the Old Royal Naval College in Greenwich. #sacrifice #norestforthewicked
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Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 25/02/2024
I‘ve either been contacted by a complete nutter, or it’s the latest Radiohead lyrics. 🫠
Screenshot shows email received with text stating “Court House Building Tunnels to Hamburger Restaurants Cannibalism at Grocery Stores Back Doors Kidnaping many Girls with the drug dealers sit watching all School Kitchen Doors. In Kindergarten, always first one to pick a food treat picking the same biggest one every time and go in Tunnels under School with Navy Children sat on Big Wheel Toys (…)”
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