Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 12/04/2026Oh FFS. AI is absolute nonsense and should go in the bin straightaway. 010
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 06/04/2026It’s that time of the year when a grotesque evil-looking fantasy figure, whose far-fetched back story can only partially explain his un-human nature, forces children the world over to crawl around on all fours to find edibles. Also pictured - the Easter Bunny. 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 20/02/2026I’m always baffled when utterly unqualified people give exceptionally confident but totally wrong legal advice. His GP must live in abject fear of him sitting in his waiting room long enough to strike up a conversation with anyone. 😬 100
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 22/01/2026This image, not entirely unlike that of Alan Kurdi ten years ago, should do something to you if your moral compass is intact. It is a bright cold day in January, and the clocks are striking thirteen. 031
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 21/01/2026This was posted by @mambarlife.bsky.social in the Other Place and it’s too good not to share it. 4507150
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 11/01/2026US Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino (pictured on the right) has opted for a sartorial style that really tells you everything you need to know. [I changed the Bovino photo to monochrome] 120
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 03/01/2026And we go live to our roundup of the international response to the US kidnapping a foreign leader… 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 01/01/2026Watched Back to the Future 1-3 with the kids yesterday as we were waiting for the New Year. The portrayal of Biff Tannen as a grotesque, sexist, criminal millionaire who has taken over America now seems painfully prescient rather than comedic. The parallels (also optically) are mind boggling. 161
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 05/12/2025Finding it really hard not to swear profusely at these sycophantic clowns. 011
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 05/11/2025Social media management and reading comprehension. A drama in three acts. 010
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 04/09/2025It’s the DM, so handful of salt and everything, but I cannot for the life of me work out how privilege has evaporated to permit Rayner’s lawyers to issue a statement. 🤯 What am I missing? 340
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 03/09/2025I think I have to correct myself. I’m getting my Victorian lawyers mixed up. This is a different case I think? www.theguardian.com/law/2025/sep... 110
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 03/09/2025Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor: 020
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 02/09/2025To be fair, there’s a solid sustainability argument in favour of reusing government assets as much as possible. 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 01/09/2025To bring some strong LinkedIn energy into this place, I am thrilled (thrilled!) to announce that I have managed (against the odds) to pass my Higher Rights of Audience assessment. This means I can now wear a wig without having to make up an implausible excuse. 🥳 290
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 25/03/2025The Unbelievable Scale of #AI’s Pirated-Books Problem www.theatlantic.com/technology/a... 021
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 06/03/2025In case you were in any doubt whether they are completely bonkers or not: 010
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 26/10/2024“Now then sir. Can you tell me where you were yesterday between 9am and 5pm?” www.theguardian.com/business/202... 110
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 25/10/2024If anyone has one of these beauties in their cellars (as one does) - drinking window is now very much exactly where it needs to be. ❤️🥰 #bordeaux #wine 011
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 23/10/2024Even without the tell-tale sign of missing footnotes/authority, there is something in the language used by #generative #AI that doesn’t seem right. Can’t quite put my finger on it but it doesn’t feel right when reading it (esp. when triangulating it with the actual student behind the text). 000
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 02/10/2024Rough day ahead? Not as rough as it was for these gentlemen, courtesy of my Kemp & Kemp coffee mug 🤓 020
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 31/08/2024In other news, I’m having some beastly coffee at #ESCConference 130
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 30/08/2024My job is terrible. I am being forced to drink Champagne in the Old Royal Naval College in Greenwich. #sacrifice #norestforthewicked 2120
Nils Hoppe @hoppe.law · 25/02/2024I‘ve either been contacted by a complete nutter, or it’s the latest Radiohead lyrics. 🫠 120