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Rob Cahalan

@honestrob.bsky.social
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm convinced that all these christian nationalists are stuck in the edgy 12 year old phase. Just absolute clowns, the whole lot of 'em.
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Literally the most performative bullshit. Worms for brains, they all have worms for brains.
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Then Christian organizations need to start publicly and forcefully denouncing the actions of these grifting organizations using the name of their religion. But they won't because they are also grifters. That is kind of the whole point of religion.
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meanwhile, president dumbfuck is the one saying there are too many holidays. Foh
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Plenty of protest songs in the Americana lane. Margo Price, Jesse Wells, Nick Shoulders (Apocalypse Never among many others), Dylan Earl (Outlaw Country song). For punk, Dropkick Murphy's is a go to. But fire up the classics like Gil Scott-Heron, Marley, RATM they all still apply!
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That ad is weird af. Says she works across the aisle while never breaking eye contact with the camera and just accepting whatever is handed to her across a movie theater aisle.
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What Don Jr reminds me of
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Brian Regan: Confused Crossed Eyed Expression
ALT: Brian Regan: Confused Crossed Eyed Expression
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Whoa, that's a downright metropolis compared to most others
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Still looks like he is grunting one into his diaper
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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
When a company tries to sell you on a worse version of a product that used to work just fine.
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
shop.spam.com/collections/...
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Varieties
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The leftovers come into the Midwest goodbye at like minute 12
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Looks like Dike to me
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Fantastic name
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
American christianity has rotted the brains of tens of millions of people.
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I'd love to see the prompt that used to generate that trash.
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Thought that was a Command And Conquer cutscene
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
“a whole civilization will die tonight” should be reason enough for the 25th amendment
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It isn't hard to imagine people not liking being in the same room as a giant pile of shit
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The pronunciation of the word oil by southerners has got to be one of the most grating things. Come at me
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
You want me to believe this isn't a Good Work video?
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
In Iowa we are trying to closely follow TN's lead. Government in this country is basically in the middle of a hostile takeover by religious zealots. Evangelicals can eat my ass.
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I'm not saying Kristi Noem IS a cunt. I'm saying she was ACTING LIKE a cunt.
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
That was also my question when he said that. Like, why the fuck not?
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Conservative christian brain rot at its finest
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
God damn I fucking hate religion
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I just noticed the same thing today.
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Of course his name is Chad.
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Loser shit
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This Iowan says that old ass rural white people are afraid of anything else
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Should be grounds for immediate termination and barred from any job near law enforcement.
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Looks like a blown up latex glove. Puffy ass bitch hands
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Leave him in Switzerland
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Notes on Iowa @notesoniowa.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Ozzy Bites Bat 🦇
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
If your church is run by an ICE field director you are not actually attending a church, you’re part of a cult.
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
If I get arrested today, the only phone number I know by heart is Mike Jones'
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Speaking of things that aren't funny, Joe Rogan.
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Spent a lot of time on that bridge as a child
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
That sign in the bottom-left is the best
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Eight months ago vs today. 🤡 @atrupar.com @cnbc.com @cbsnews.com
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
And
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Will Ferrell Old School GIF
Alt: Will Ferrell Old School GIF saying, "once it hits your lips, it's so good"
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
And
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a group of men wearing native american headdress are standing in front of a tent with the words no way no way too high
Alt: a group of men wearing native american headdress are standing in front of a tent with the words no way no way too high
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Movie you’ve watched more than six times in a gif. Hard (easy?) mode: no Star Wars, Marvel.
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a police officer is sitting at a desk in front of a computer .
Alt: Ramathorn at his computer saying "enhance" three times. Captain walks into frame... disappointed.
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Who is this new dumbfuck?
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Is everyone in the world a pedo?
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
And who is the absolute clown yelling "Yeah! Yeah!" at the end?
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Rob Cahalan @honestrob.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
What a fucking hack
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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
before you are allowed to run one (1) Elon Musk prediction as if it is news, you should be required to provide three (3) past predictions of his that have already come true
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