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Shirls

@holmfirthartist.bsky.social
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Tea drinker, band lover, Tortie wrangler, dog botherer. Like art, books, birds, animals, music, gardening and the North. Usually either too cold or too hot. I live near the moors, I long for the sea.

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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m crying at Fatiha’s pigeon. Why am I crying at a ceramic pigeon? #PotteryThrowdown
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Halloweeno @vimtotime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[Pan pipe version of My Heart Will Go On plays]
A cuddly squirrel holding a little Elmo
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
While we always knew there were other hands at work, I would have been much happier if the BBC payment had always been in the public domain.
theguardian.com
Monty Don says he may have to let go of his gardeners after leaving BBC
Presenter reveals corporation has been paying part of their salaries to keep his Herefordshire garden camera-ready
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I heard a noise from behind the shower curtain and she is purring her head off, rolling in the scent of my recent shower products.
A tortie in a white bath, eyes suggestive of madness. I’m not touching her. No way.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Realised I don’t have anything that comes in a tetrapak. Went into a Costa, said ‘would you save me your cartons if I come back at teatime?’ In a seven hour stint, they used 9. 5 oat, 3 soya, 1 coconut. I know you like facts. They handed me a large sack and were really interested in reuse 👍🏻.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gave up on Strictly at the Graham point. Off to bed with an audio book.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For the love of god, move Josh into the Clauditorium. The Josh Pit. #Strictly
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Used all this week’s ‘spoons.’ I am knackered now. Still, had fun, met some lovely people, learned some things, one of those being I don’t have the energy for a two day course.
Finished the tetra pak course, learned a lot. Three monochrome prints of owls, a half finished landscape, cut out owls for chine colle.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Been on a printmaking course. Had a lot of fun. Didn’t disgrace myself. Am exhausted.
Two owl prints made from tetrapak, on a drying rack. Monochrome. Strong 70’s vibes. One with a moon, one without.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🥹
theguardian.com
Rick Wakeman performs piano concert to 150 rescued moon bears in Vietnam
Former Yes musician plays at sanctuary to raise awareness of animals that remain stuck in cages at ‘bile farms’
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Doesn’t matter how many times Piece Hall email to tell me Simply Red and Kaisers are adding extra dates, they could offer me free tickets and I still wouldn’t do it. Book someone interesting, ffs.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Before all the hoo har about the Diana book, I ordered it as I was interested. Arrived yesterday and I read a couple of chapters before bed. On this small sample, here are my takeaways: Strong echoes of Spare, lots of entitled male moaning that is very unattractive and quite enlightening.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I did a good deed for someone yesterday and am paying for it physically today. I could do with this.
static.klipy.com
Monster Inc: Sulley and Boo Hug
Alt: Monster Inc: big blue monster envelops little girl in a bearhug.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's ok to prioritize your own health and look after your own needs. It's ok to eat potatoes with every meal. It's ok to look like a haunted thing from the forest who scares other haunted things.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not now love, I’m in my grumble sleigh.
A hideous ‘ornamental’ Grinch sleigh.
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Jason Heeley @jaseheeley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I see Ed Davey's parping on about tax cuts. Millions of us don't want tax cuts, Ed, we want well-funded education and healthcare systems, clean rivers, renewable energy, safe, warm housing, decent public transport and affordable food. We're angry. And we absolutely know where all the money's gone.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Watched the Spencer beef interview and on the balance of probabilities, and taking into account the ‘much more where that came from but you won’t hear it from me,’ I think I believe him.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Read the headline, felt strong affinity with Bud.
theguardian.com
The pet I’ll never forget: Bud, the parrot with a crisp addiction who was too fat to fly
When my husband and I adopted her, Bud had to go on a strict diet. Thankfully, she got healthy and became the diva everyone loves today
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If so some eason you do choose to work for free (for example, for a charity, or to support a small local enterprise), consider sending them an invoice for your usual fee, and mark it void. That way, they'll know the value of what you're giving them.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Checking the tracker, cat did double her usual miles and went well outside her established territory. She has had an adventure. 😼
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dark mornings suck.
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Duille @duille.com · 20/09/2026
"Sunset Grapes". Yayoi Kusama. 1988. mage: Sotheby's.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pottery Throwdown klaxon.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
New duvet is on and I LOVE IT. William Morris blackthorn.
Flowers, leaves and thorns on a burgundy background.
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Dr Mand @mandapen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Throughout October I’m taking on the Strong Woman Challenge to raise money for the British Heart Foundation, if you have a couple of quid to spare (and if you’re a U.K. tax payer you can enable Gift Aid from the U.K. Gov for no extra cost to you). www.justgiving.com/fundraising/...
justgiving.com
Amanda
Help Manda Pen raise money to support British Heart Foundation
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Healthy brunch.
Crispy kale and seeds eggy bread. Incredibly tasty improv creation.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The amount of local craft groups using AI to advertise is actually baffling. If only creatively making things was a hobby of some sort 🤔
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday is playing nicely. Washing is on, god tier cup of tea achieved, cat being clingy.
A strong cup of tea brewed from loose leaf malty brand, in a bucket sized mug with a pink flamingo on it. Tortoiseshell cat stretched out on my legs, her head towards my feet.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The sky is blue, repeat, the sky is blue! *Excitedly fires up the washing machine for line dried bedding*
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Wendy O'Rourke @wendyo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cat & Bird printed linen tapestry design by Helen Webber for Tom Tru/Raymor (1970) #textileart #tapestryart #happycaturday
Two stylized cats, one striped and the other with polka dots both have a bird hovering over them. Printed on linen, mostly in shades of blue and purple, with pops of bright green.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today’s ear worm, for reasons best known to my brain. It’s a good one, though.
m.youtube.com
Love Me or Leave Me (Remastered)
YouTube video by Nina Simone - Topic
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Dr. Steve @binky2301.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Genius!
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A depressive narcissist is always going to revert to type, even if you have occasional respite. Welcome to my evening.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How is it that Wright-Phillips looks older than his dad? #Strictly
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think this is going to be fine. I don’t usually enjoy the into show but I am liking the shake up. #Strictly
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not sure about a team of three. Still, it’s early doors. #Strictly
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I went back to the chazza shop for this, which had been niggling away at me like an itch for a week. I scored! But then…
BBC records

WILLO THE WiSP
Narrated by Kenneth Williams

Vinyl with cover featuring beloved cartoon characters.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Online retailers these days are so sneaky. My GP suggested I get a specific supplement; the only place I could find it was their website. Thwy sold 1, 6 and 12 month versions. As it was new, I only wanted one. I was just paying when I noticed in the small print ‘repeat monthly until further notice.’
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Found my level, lads. ‘This is a bobbin winder. Move it to the right.’
A book, the Idiot’s Guide to Sewing. It really is. We will get on.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Codeine is bloody marvellous. After several nights of broken sleep, popped a couple and had a brilliant kip.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My heart sinks every time I see an advertising image and it is that dirty, icy blue and muddy brown that screams AI. Did no one feed it Van Gogh, Gauguin, Hockney? This is so depressing. The heart of the machine is rust and oil slick.
Two actors in the film Pressure. Everything is blue, brown and gloomy. Three actors in the play The Lives of Others. Everything is blue, brown and gloomy. Four actors in the tv show The Bombing of Pan Am 103. Everything is blue, brown and gloomy.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you feel depressed about the state of the country, watch the segment on Gardeners World where the young Asian lass and old white Northerner are sharing an allotment. This is who we are too. I prefer this version of us.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whenever I find myself in TK Maxx, I can’t help but find myself drawn to cat merchandise. I didn’t partake but it was a close run thing 😹.
Betsey Johnson earrings, black cats sat in crescent moons, many twinkly stones are involved. A picture of a tabby cat in bed, reading To Kill a Mockingbird. Nearly bought it for the frame, which is an ornate red and black effort. Yet another Frida Katlo tote. Cute.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay, HUGE NEWS from Uggi. Presented to you in a picture thread.
Uggi the dog down at Reykjavík harbour
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
theguardian.com
The Bayeux Tapestry of Fascism: The Stephen Collins cartoon
Contemporary British political life is a rich tapestry indeed
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve had two people ask me recently when I intend to stop dying my (very dark) hair and just for the record I HAVE NEVER DYED IT A DAY IN MY LIFE AND TAKE IT UP WITH MY GENTIC INHERITANCE, YES, I KNOW MY FACE NOW LOOKS OLDER THAN MY HEAD. *aaaaand breathe*
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fucking Digital Voice. Old people should always have been exempt. Mum has been without a phone for 24 hours. She’s 81. I live over an hour away and there’s no guarantee even if I make the two hour round trip that I can fix it. Why is everything so shit?
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Healthy, so healthy.
Lettuce, avocado, roasted tomatoes and pepper with seeds and miso ginger dressing, on wholemeal sourdough.
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Shirls @holmfirthartist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Spent an hour on the phone getting insurance quotes and now I need to build a blanket fort and crawl inside.
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Ninargh 🐈‍⬛ 🎃 👻 @ninawils.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s worth knowing that the RNLI do extremely good merch. For example shop.rnli.org/products/rnl...
shop.rnli.org
RNLI Puffin DCUK Sou'wester Hanging Decoration
Give your Christmas tree a nautical touch with this charming puffin decoration. It’s the perfect sea-themed gift for your tree or an ideal Christmas present.
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