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Rollo the Ganger

@holdon2urbutts.bsky.social
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hollerer of songs for Illicitor | guitar foolery for Holding Onto Sound | married into medicine | he/him | desert rat | LAD + NYG + UNLV

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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 13h
I feel like the Dodgers are only here for the champagne celebrations.
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Tim Robinson's Zip Line Squat
Alt: Tim Robinson on the zip line
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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 13h
Imagine having your dreams crushed, logging onto Instagram and seeing the man who did it on this shit. www.instagram.com/jon.soohoo/p...
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 13h
We have achieved Maximum Muncy yet again.
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm also ridiculously relieved that the Dodgers are playing in their series and not in any of these other ones because holy fuck.
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The fact that these are candidates for a Senate seat is an indictment on the intellectual prowess of the entire country.
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At least 20 terrible manager interviews are worth a single moment like this.
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, the Dodgers legitimately played one of their best games of the entire season in game 3 of the NLDS.
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I get that the Dodgers get a lot of hate, and I understand why, but I was here before any of that, so fuck off. Watching a clearly hobbled Ohtani only solidifies my stance that I have a small window to enjoy watching the greatest Dodger team of my lifetime, and that's what I'm gonna do.
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OptaSTATS (bot) @optastats-bot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yoshinobu Yamamoto is the only pitcher in MLB history to earn the win in 5 straight postseason appearances while not allowing more than 1 run or 1 walk in any of them. All 5 have come on the road. 🐦 x.com/OptaSTATS/status/210764484340…
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Miggy Ro has injured his back. I'd offer him mine, but that would be a downgrade.
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nerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*THEM*
loving couple keeks and fredward
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Frederick Freeman
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, Señor Octubre
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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aura
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you root against the Dodgers in this series, it means you fully support the Tomahawk Chop, and that says a lot about you as a person.
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No one tells you that part of parenthood is holding an inconsolable toddler while you take a poop, but it is.
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fatt McApee
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Postseason baseball is so fun.
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The Show Must Go On: Woman Crying
Alt: Girl crying while dancing.
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Blake Snell looks like how I feel.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"An all-Texas Super Bowl? Thy will be done."
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Whoa.. big guy!" has skyrocketed to the top of my exclamation index for immediate use next time I struggle with anything.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dodgers chill 9th inning challenge: FAILED
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maximum Muncy
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
King Tuck 👑
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE FORECAST AT DODGER STADIUM IS SUNNY
Teoscar Hernández as the teletubby sun
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Teo tank.
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A Munetaka Moonshot to start the divisional round. As it was written.
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeeeaaah ah rekkin we done proved it Dutch
Headline says “have cowboys proven they are better off without Micah?”Arthur Morgan in RDR2
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 02/10/2026
It sure is interesting what things the NFL will not tolerate and which ones it will
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Chop sucks shit and anyone who does it should be thrown down a flight of stairs. We also have to realize that there has never been a better climate for these idiots to do The Chop without feeling shame.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lady at the store: "Okay. You're all set." Me: "Thanks. You too." 🙃
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yoshiyuki Tomino after writing a scene where a child protagonist carries his mom’s severed head around like a lunchbox
Smiling Yoshiyuki Tomino
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Changed the whole-home filters in quick time and then found a puddle at the bottom of the water heater. The snap from "a job well done" to "that's a lot of money" is a real one.
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is funny because the international military community boils down American warfare doctrine to having exceptional equipment and tactics, however, you can expect both your average soldier and top brass to act like "cowboys" when it comes to decision making, and that is not complimentary.
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GC Records @gcrecords.com · 30/09/2026
3 seasons in!! shows.acast.com/the-gc-recor... #InternationalPodcastDay
shows.acast.com
Record Revolutions: Exploring the Discography of GC Records
Journey Down Memory Lane with GC Records
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do I have two ears and a heart?
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From Josh Helfgott: ICE detained a Los Angeles car washer and father of four for six months. His kids ended up in therapy, his family lost its income, and he is still fighting to stay in the country. José Padilla, 41, was detained by ICE on January 27 while he
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have reached peak enshitification when it comes to commercials. Tons of AI made ads, tons of ads for AI companies. Ads for social media companies, ads for products owned by fascists and misogynists. Dana White narrating a Ram commercial. Sports betting ads but it's not betting, it's "trading."
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Back to back bangers by ABMIS.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it is very easy to lose a patient, your honor
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Michigan nurse charged with helping ICE detainee escape
A Michigan nurse was charged with intentionally helping a Mexican ICE detainee escape from a hospital after a CT scan.
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's very concerning that many levels of government decide to issue emergency information almost exclusively on Twitter or Facebook. As climate disasters get worse, not having robust, dedicated emergency alert systems are going to cost people their lives.
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Rollo the Ganger @holdon2urbutts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Woof.
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Idris Elba Choking on Hot Sauce
Alt: Idris Elba Choking on Hot Sauce
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Mohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page headline of The National, Scotland
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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