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eater of sandwiches. easily distracted.

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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 21h
happy october 1st, y’all
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shoving all my work aside to report out what led to this sign
a sign that reads DO NOT OUT NOODLES IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you would think these assholes would know more about women's sports with how much they talk about trying to protect them
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Benjamin Rose @benjaminrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching sports media try to make this a comment on Miami being a shitty market instead of the obvious story being the cuts to local sports media journalism gives the game away.
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rob dillingham getting waived by the hornets and ending up on the heat would take the sting out of the shit the hornets pulled in the terry rozier trade
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lanterns is so fucking good
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
horseshit penalty
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the malik willis deep ball is no bueno
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
chris bell showed up today
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
need a new kicker asap
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
jacob rodriguez might be real good
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
defense getting a fourth down stop inside the red zone? does not compute.
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
another week and the same shit
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
completely unfair that the first challenge after prue leaves is a booze cake
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
better off ted isn’t on the tv list so it’s irrelevant to me
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’m going to start referring people to this episode when they ask why i’m not religious
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Sunset Sherb @sunsetsherb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Miami football brought some of its past and present greats together and left an empty chair for Sean Taylor 🙏🏽 (via Miami Hurricanes Football, Adidas US Football)
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
dart hurting his knee instead of his head is progress
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The kids today don't know about 2001 Miami
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Taylor Lorenz is proof that Elon's ideological project at Twitter is working. Yeah, the lady who spends 18 hours a day online suddenly got more right wing after he took over, that was the point.
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when does the heat season start?
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
incapable of throwing the ball away
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
death. taxes. the miami dolphins inability to guard a tight end.
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 20/09/2026
Citi Field played the end of "The End" by The Beatles, Howie Rose's favorite band, as Howie signed off for the final time.
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
getting wrecked by play action
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
still baffled why they paid malik willis
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spoiler alert and whatnot. You don't have to completely understand how someone lives their life in order to LET someone live their life.
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
all those hits to the face really endeared him to the heat front office
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oh no what happened
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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Paul Maurice isn't sure if he will use the line combination of the Tkachuk brothers and Sam Bennett... Watch the /FlaPanthers take on the /Canes on opening night on /espn September 29!
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
oh jay fiedler. those were simpler times.
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
but seriously watching a dolphins qb take off and run and not feeling scared he’s about to die is a nice feeling
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a dolphins touchdown? in this economy?
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it was not
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the nice thing about kirk cousins playing your team is he will always make sure you’re in the game
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i don’t know what is more painful watching this dolphins team or being stuck listening to schlereth
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
evan washburn looks like ai
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Arch looking straight in the camera for that interview is the new horror film of 2026
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lotta celebrating from a team that’s gonna lose the natty to the hurricanes
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
is this the tournament that ben shelton puts it all together
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
some of these shelton serves are just unfair
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers. As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other.
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
corporate wants you to spot the difference between these two frogs
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
drake meh
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hobdat @hobdat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
drake meh
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Chris Joseph @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cowardly shit. Cowardly shit to even engage with this bad faith culture war fascist crap when this remains a non-issue. Cowardly shit to give this answer. Cowardly shit all around. Cowardly shit.
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