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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy little accidents
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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Miniature 🌳 inktober day 3
Funny comic strip.
A squirrel buys a tree on “TREES 4 U” website
The tree turns out to be a tiny bonsai tree 
Drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style
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Caveat Frogs @caveatfrogs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Life Is Pretty Great!*
An illustration of a modern jazz dancing frog 
Text reads:
LIFE IS PRETTY GREAT!*
* if you try not to think about all of the truly horrible things happening everywhere all over the world
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Nico Lange @nicolange.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bis zur nächsten regulären Bundestagswahl sind es noch 2 Jahre und 6 Monate. Statt sich zu Tode zu taktieren oder so zu tun, als hätte die AfD eine Mehrheit oder über Minderheitsregierung zu fantasieren, sollten Regierung und Mehrheit bitte regieren und entscheiden.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
guest comic for @mrlovenstein.bsky.social new book
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Michael Ruocco @michaeljruocco.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes I browse through heritage auctions and I find the occasional odd gem, but today I stumbled upon the mother-load: these ridiculous grocery store ads promoting the release of The Jungle Book, and each one has me absolutely reeling. Sharing them here so you too can share in my bewildered joy
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Miriam Vollmer @miriamvollmer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Und wenn ich das mal so als Bürger sagen darf: Jeder, absolut jeder, empfindet es als empörend und frustrierend, dass Spahn schon wieder da ist. Es mag sein, dass Ihr in in der Union den irgendwie begabt findet, aber das kann es doch nicht sein
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 09/09/2026
The teeth in the photo are from 1909, its a model made based on real ancient dental work but from 2400 years ago, not 4000, also not Egyptian but Phoenician, from Sidon, today Lebanon. This account has half a million followers on instagram.
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Herbert Nickel @herbertnickel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Auch in diesem Wiesengebiet sind die Wiesenvögel verschwunden, nachdem man zig1000 € für sogenannte extensive Mahd verpulvert hat. Wenn man immer wieder das Gleiche tut und es nix bringt, sollte man sich die Frage stellen, ob die Vögel nicht TROTZ der Mahd verschwinden, sondern WEGEN der Mahd.
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Marc Schneiders @mschneiders.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Berliner Behörden jagen pro-🇪🇺🇺🇦 Demonstranten, während eigene gravierende Ermittlungsfehler gedeckt werden. Auch ich geriet – obwohl nachweislich in Köln zugegen – unverhofft in ein einen Strafbefehl - ohne Anhörungsbogen. Ein Beitrag von @larswienand.bsky.social www.t-online.de/nachrichten/...
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Polizei macht Gegnern des Russischen Hauses das Leben schwer
Die Bundesregierung will das Russische Haus in Berlin schließen. Eine Handvoll Aktivisten protestiert schon länger gegen Moskaus Propagandazentrale. Und zahlt dafür einen hohen Preis.
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Grantscherm @grantscheam.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Peter Glaser @peterglaser.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
• Kryptografie, die frühen Jahre – mit Knackwurst und Rechenschieber
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️
Sheep grazing in fields, the one in the foreground with white smoke apparently coming out of its bottom
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 20/08/2026
An autistic woman is facing an ethical dilemma over her preference for drinking out of one particular mug, it has been revealed.
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Autistic woman worried her mugs have realised she has a favourite
An autistic woman is facing an ethical dilemma over her preference for drinking out of one particular mug, it has been revealed. Lottie Fitzgerald, 35, from Southsea, has developed a strong…
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 17/08/2026
how to make friends
A very rudimentary illustration of a t-shirt that reads:
‘Hello [First Name],
may I interest you 
in [Pleasurable Activity]?

Subtitle reads ‘Wear this to make friends?’
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Don't be the blue bird right now
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Galdracori @galdracori.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A loud screech echoed through his skull. Light seared his lids. He stood up and looked down at his rattling bones. People carried them, neatly packed inside a box that seemed like glass, but felt different. The only thing he recognised as familiar was the smell of smoke, ashes. A war must be near.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Eclipse day!
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Peter Breuer @peterbreuer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hatte die Idee für einen funktionslosen Würfel mit LED-Anzeige, auf der abwechselnd „Wassertank füllen“, „Gerät entkalken“, „Reinigungsprogramm starten“, „Bohnen nachfüllen“, „Brühgruppe reinigen“, „Schublade einsetzen“ oder „Restwasserschale leeren“ steht. Ich werde es „Kaffeevollautomat“ nennen.
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Happy bday to this gentleman
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We made a comic about a plumber.
1 Plumber: I found the problem. Your pipes are full of hot dogs.
2 Me: I wanted to feed the gators.
3 Plumber, sighing: There are no alligators in the sewer.
4 Me: Yeah no shit, they all starved. Now do your job and get those hot dogs moving chief, we've got gators to save.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: The Grim Reaper, scythe in hand, appears in a bathroom where a person is sitting on the toilet, and they cry, "Oh no, not like this!" Panel 2: The Reaper politely says, "Ok, I'll wait," and steps out. Panel 3: He peeks back around the door and asks, "Number one or number two?" Panel 4: The Grim Reaper sits patiently on a stool in the hallway, scythe propped beside him, calmly reading a magazine while waiting.
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Miriam Vollmer @miriamvollmer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Der Führungsstil der Boomer Chefs einfach nicht zu retten: Top down dekretieren, sich nie erklären oder entschuldigen, Loyalität einzufordern, aber wen man nicht mehr braucht, wegzuwerfen, als sähe man sich nicht immer zweimal im Leben #Merz
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🚫
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 22/07/2026
Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sorry I posted “that’s ai! Look at the fingers!” On the photo of your newborn, I meant to say he looks like his dad.
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The quick load button? You mean the prostate?
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Pet food
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netspooky @vacci.ne · 14/07/2026
Vendor: Our advanced hardware platform- Me: raspberry pi? Vendor, nervous: uses next gen computer vision sensors- Me: raspberry pi camera? Vendor, frustrated: to send real time insights to our cloud platform- Me: is this your storage bucket? Vendor: ...yeah, wait, shit...
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Bunkerhunter @bunkerhunter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ich glaube langsam zu ahnen, wo das Problem der Mobilen Feuergruppen der „2. Arme(e) der Welt“ liegt. 😏
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Kochkunst Ebooks @kochkunstebooks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Meine Köchin versteht sich von selbst.
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Kochkunst Ebooks @kochkunstebooks.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Als Gemüse kommt dann dazu was man verdaut und versteht, nährt und gedeihlich ist; das macht dann immer einen gewissen Steinwurf grober, unritterlicher Schäfer darauf ge- führt hat, begrüßt er einen Mann zwei Bände lang über das Essen.
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Ulrike Franke @rikefranke.eu · 10/07/2026
Love it when an interview writeup just gets me. 😍😅 (Translation in alt)
DIE ZEIT: You don’t look very optimistically into the future, do you?
Franke: No. But I am happy about every day where all this [bad stuff I talk about in the interview] does not yet happen.
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joannes @playthroughline.com · 30/06/2026
A vicious cycle of four steps surrounding a black cat with a thousand-yard stare and a dapper little tie. The four endlessly cycling steps read:

-going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure it's you

-ahaha youre not gonna believe this but we had a bit of a data breach

-your data is probably for sale online now

-that means someone could easily impersonate you
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hot
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Organ
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Mira of Kyiv 🇺🇦 @reshetz.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A short tale
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Olena Halushka @halushka.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
😂 Pic: Амбасадорка Чорного моря
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Anyone who eats oats is an absolute monster.
Oats have more nerve endings than humans.
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Bob Blume @netzlehrer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Wir fangen zunächst mit allen Kommentatoren an, die die Jugend für verweichlicht halten. Ich hoffe sehr, dass Levi Panell mithilft, das zu organisieren. Klingt doch erstmal fair, oder? Jetzt mit dazugehöriger Kolumne: web.de/magazine/dig...
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 14/06/2026
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Carlo "Realism, Gedankenfetzen und Rants" Masala @carlomasala1.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ukrainische auch, sofern sie überleben
Schlagzeile. Deutscher Unternehmer, der seine Geschäfte in Russland rechtfertigt. Satz „Auch russische Kinder essen gerne Schokolade“
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Kochkunst Ebooks @kochkunstebooks.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Die Brühe wird kräftiger, wenn man keine reinigungsstarke Spülmaschine hat.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ringing
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Charles Bernard @charlesbernard.ca · 01/06/2026
How is this not called a houndabout?
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